Space Station 13 v11 - Admiral Hippie does bad videos - Games

[QUOTE=Naelstrom;47636213]The literal only reason I don't play on Goon is because there's no animations when you're attacking things or being attacked. It's read-the-chatlog the game.[/QUOTE] But thats literally every server unless you can call moving the spirte 3 pixels an animation

[QUOTE=Kyle902;47636422]But thats literally every server unless you can call moving the spirte 3 pixels an animation[/QUOTE] Last time I played on goon they didn't even move the sprite to indicate attacks. (Yes I am calling moving the sprite 3 pixels an animation.) [img]http://i.imgur.com/hE1GOMG.png[/img] Had one of the funnest rounds in a gang as a botanist. All I did was spam hundreds of 100% potent death nettles and all of the gangs just went ham on all of security and each other. I myself ended up killing around 6 different people. Then some idiot released the singulo which killed all of his gang and all of his gang marks. Giving us an automatic undeserved win.

idk if this is common knowledge or not but dufflebags on tg gives you an extra two slots

I feel physical pain whenever i see a screenshot of someone without their ID in their pda

[QUOTE=Cassord;47640014]I feel physical pain whenever i see a screenshot of someone without their ID in their pda[/QUOTE] there are still tons of things that require an actual id to use and not just a pda+id fun fact some of those pda+id things will also just accept plain old pdas, and will use whatever the job/name in the pda is

[QUOTE=cocothegogo;47638497]idk if this is common knowledge or not but dufflebags on tg gives you an extra two slots[/QUOTE] but they slow you down

[IMG]http://i.gyazo.com/ed1ad9b4e5ac9c00b3344087d845d07a.png[/IMG] On 8chan's server, I decided to learn how to use Telecoms. Also I made the grafiti sprite if you'd like to add it. [url]http://i.imgur.com/fpzY7Vq.png[/url]

Goddamnit just as we're holding the bridge from two different slimes, and the Hippie server crashes :/

Someday i'd love to learn tcomms and make an enormous script that changes specific verbs into german but with subtle differences (captain becomes adolf, shuttle becomes Volkswagen, any mention of food becomes blutwurst soße)

[QUOTE=archival;47643687]Someday i'd love to learn tcomms and make an enormous script that changes specific verbs into german but with subtle differences (captain becomes adolf, shuttle becomes Volkswagen, any mention of food becomes blutwurst soße)[/QUOTE] [URL="https://tgstation13.org/wiki/NTSL_Scripts#English_To_Pirate_Translator"]Here you go, just replace the words as you see fit.[/URL] You can add more and remove lines you don't need, someone on hippie ages back mucked about with it to make everything metal gear solid themed.

[t]http://i.cubeupload.com/xzrT9x.png[/t]

How long has tgstation been getting this awful FPS? I remember it being a lot smoother.

[QUOTE=Cassord;47646472]How long has tgstation been getting this awful FPS? I remember it being a lot smoother.[/QUOTE] Ever since I started playing. Which has been 3-4 months. [editline]asdf[/editline] Oops I meant to imply that I've never seen it running faster than 5 fps, I don't actually know if it started 3-4 months ago.

Longer than that, i've been playing 1.5 years and it's had crap frame rate as long as I've been around. Apparently it's because through coderbus not actually listening to each other some things are calculated on a per-tick basis and others on an fps basis, so increasing the fps would result in everything breaking.

I have heard that some parts of SS13 are actually pretty terribly coded.

[QUOTE=mecaguy03;47649665]I have heard that some parts of SS13 are actually pretty terribly coded.[/QUOTE] If I remember correctly, there was once a check that checked every single entity every time it moved - player or mob to see if they were wearing the clowns shoes for the sound effects. I can't code and even I know that's crazy.

[QUOTE=Terminutter;47649699]If I remember correctly, there was once a check that checked every single entity every time it moved - player or mob to see if they were wearing the clowns shoes for the sound effects. I can't code and even I know that's crazy.[/QUOTE] Or the code that checked every single mob every single tick to check if it was a ninja or not

They say that /tg/station has such bad fps because if they made it go any higher it would break a bunch of shit because some things use FPS as time instead of ticks. Or at least that's what I've been told.

I've always hated how easy it is for one complete idiot to fuck up a round for someone. Like getting perma'd for something you didn't do, and then dying in perma because the Captain that arrested you forgot to attend to your medical needs beforehand, blowing an hour-long round.

[QUOTE=Cassord;47649894]They say that /tg/station has such bad fps because if they made it go any higher it would break a bunch of shit because some things use FPS as time instead of ticks. Or at least that's what I've been told.[/QUOTE] Coderbus is !!COMPETENT!!

[img]http://i.imgur.com/KHajEEa.png[/img] Has the game's community always been this toxic?

[QUOTE=Onule;47652036][img]http://i.imgur.com/KHajEEa.png[/img] Has the game's community always been this toxic?[/QUOTE] Sadly, yes.

SS13 community are pretty much underage /b/tards on the whole.

[QUOTE=Onule;47652036][img]http://i.imgur.com/KHajEEa.png[/img] Has the game's community always been this toxic?[/QUOTE] What server were you on?

sounds like hippie to me esp considering that shinjou kid, wow he's a real piece of work

Yup, Hippie.

[QUOTE=mecaguy03;47649665]I have heard that some parts of SS13 are actually pretty terribly coded.[/QUOTE] Tg's master controller blows complete dick,that is why as soon as goon released a part of there process schedular we slapped it into the hippie code base. One thing is for sure goon has some high quality code.

There I was. Janitor IPC on Hippie, you might be familiar with my name: [I]Gatsby.[/I] I heard of an alien danger, I saw the xeno threat, and I retreated, gathering supplies, tools - and most importantly, my weapon. My hate, my anger and fury swelling together in the plasma canister of an accurate barrel of my metal and cold flamethrower. I rushed to the escape shuttle when the foul invaders took it from us the moment it landed on our vessel. They anticipated my arrival and they spat at my face with their toxic saliva - I fell and was freezing from the maws clutches as it was trying to drag me out side, but I resisted, got up, took my sheer-rage manifested from the void-monsters claws, punched an alien in the face, got inside their shuttle - [b]and burned them all[/b]. I ran, blindly shooting with my weapon, they rushed me, I died shouting insults as they clawed me. But they couldn't kill my hate. Long after the fires were swallowed by the maw and the shuttle flew through the cosmos, my hate remained, and they all felt it. The atmosphere was boiling with it, they couldn't take the heat - their living walls and floors melted away as they all died, moments after me. None survived, but the Queen, barely moving. She will teach her kin and off-springs to fear my face, my weapons, my fury, my name: [I][B]Gatsby.[/B][/I]

Hippie really needs to start reforming their playerbase, even saying on the forums won't help out much at all. There's just so many players who are just plain unfunny and trying to hard to be offensive. Using blantly racist names for Black,Asian, or Arab characters it's all the same closeted racism shit IE: Tyrone Niggerman Dr.Niggeroni Din-Du-Nuffin Works-For-Syndicate Syndicate agent The list can go fucking ON considering how stupid Hippie's player base is. It's never funny, it's borderlines in about half the playerbase who plays a black character being unfunny racists,etc,etc. They should be damn lucky that most the admin team cares little for it.

Those are possibly the worst names I have seen so far.