Space Station 13 v11 - Admiral Hippie does bad videos
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The best way to prevent people stunning you is to light yourself on fire and take a leporazine pill.
[editline]15th May 2015[/editline]
Then walk into people trying to stun you
I have tragically never had the pleasure of witnessing a Grey Tide.
[QUOTE=Zaravan;47729706]I have tragically never had the pleasure of witnessing a Grey Tide.[/QUOTE]
It's not as apparent as it seems.
[QUOTE=bobxrawks;47724045]Hey whats the best way to learn how to play SS13?
Videos, should I just read all of the wiki, or is it best to go in blind?[/QUOTE]
Make sure to read the rules very carefully so you don't get banned in the first day and lose your integrity with admins like I did.
Otherwise having a friend who already plays the game helps a lot, add me on steam if you're interested.
Both blobs popped next to each other
[img]http://puu.sh/hOupg/26202ed46d.png[/img]
Why are admins on hippie (and pretty much everyone else in ooc) memespouters? The fact that there's the "kappa" emoticon does not help it at all.
[QUOTE]Dramatic Chef beeps, "THIS PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF THE VERY CONCEPT OF FRIED FOODS IS FUCKING RAW!"[/QUOTE]
TG admins did meme shit too. Also fun story.
Round before the blob one was a Shadowling round. Being a mentor I knew this cause someone had mentored about how to play. Anyway before I was Mhelped I had set up and configured the SMES and was being to work on a back up T-comms system. I get that running and more or less stay in engineering for most the round considering the ass clowns about. When I'm setting up airlocks to my back up t-comms and I notice three assistants messing with the SMES, this is a red flag as I tell them to leave and they start trying to cut wires and I begin to bash them, two them run off and one dies before the captains takes him to medbay. Later they come back and someone had broken one of the windows leading to space so I open another one to pure defense, anyway he tries to cut my SMES wires and I start bashing him to death while oxygen and pressure get to him. I get arrested, escape and defend my SMES til round in. End result was shadowling ascending but my sing was up and SMES fully charged.
[QUOTE=RG4ORDR;47731838]TG admins did meme shit too. Also fun story.
Round before the blob one was a Shadowling round. Being a mentor I knew this cause someone had mentored about how to play. Anyway before I was Mhelped I had set up and configured the SMES and was being to work on a back up T-comms system. I get that running and more or less stay in engineering for most the round considering the ass clowns about. When I'm setting up airlocks to my back up t-comms and I notice three assistants messing with the SMES, this is a red flag as I tell them to leave and they start trying to cut wires and I begin to bash them, two them run off and one dies before the captains takes him to medbay. Later they come back and someone had broken one of the windows leading to space so I open another one to pure defense, anyway he tries to cut my SMES wires and I start bashing him to death while oxygen and pressure get to him. I get arrested, escape and defend my SMES til round in. End result was shadowling ascending but my sing was up and SMES fully charged.[/QUOTE]
That's a little meta, but hey, you're [I]supposed[/I] to be watching the SMESes as engi anyways :wink:
[QUOTE=Cassord;47731970]That's a little meta, but hey, you're [I]supposed[/I] to be watching the SMESes as engi anyways :wink:[/QUOTE]
Accidental meta, but previous round was an amazing stealth cult round and I was setting up back up t-comms too.
I wonder if there are any SS13-themed skins for minecraft. I really want an engineer hardsuit skin. (Yes, I know it's modeled off the dead space spacesuit.)
[QUOTE=Cassord;47732076]I wonder if there are any SS13-themed skins for minecraft. I really want an engineer hardsuit skin. (Yes, I know it's modeled off the dead space spacesuit.)[/QUOTE]
I remember someone posting a texture pack like that. I was able to find it, but I don't think a download exists
[url]http://baystation12.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=7226[/url]
[editline]16th May 2015[/editline]
oh, you probably meant just the skin. I'm sure you'll find plenty
[img]http://i.imgur.com/fWrdHar.png[/img]
this fucking game
[QUOTE=Cassord;47732076]I wonder if there are any SS13-themed skins for minecraft. I really want an engineer hardsuit skin. (Yes, I know it's modeled off the dead space spacesuit.)[/QUOTE]
i made a mime skin once
[t]http://i.imgur.com/LLKD0jo.png[/t]
[IMG]http://www.singulo.io/tg/src/1431807356345.png[/IMG]
[I][B]CRAAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIN
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAAAAAAAL
FEAR IS HOW I FAAAAAALL[/B][/I]
[QUOTE=RG4ORDR;47700373]I've had this odd idea for cult rounds. The Chaplin is the only person on the station that do mass deconversions of the cultist. So you take away one cult right, but what if there's a massive jugguernaut army? Well my stupid idea goes as followed.
For each cultist deconverted by the chaplin he gains a point for special gear to combat the cult and item sets.
Paladin Blade - Similar to cult blade, but with a blue or white effect to it. Deals triple the damage to constructs
Divine Robes - Provides protection against cult magic and enables the user to withstand more brute force, same stats as HoS coat and hat
Holy Tome - A bible that heals all damage and deals no brain damage. Could deal minor damage to the Chaplin with each strike.
Lazarus Effect - Allows the Chaplin to bring back crew members who've been slain into red status. Makes the Chaplin weaker for a period of time after using.
Smite - Could be OP but fun ass hell. If Nar-Nar is summoned the Chaplin as a one time shot to call force holy energies and smite Nar-Nar back into his realm. Has a 50-50 chance of gibbing the Chaplin or banishing Nar-Nar.[/QUOTE]
no the last one needs to have a 50/50 of gibbing everybody
even the ghosts
The main page and changelog of the goon wiki are currently missing. admins pls fix
[url]http://wiki.ss13.co/Main_Page[/url]
Unless it's my browser acting weird but I don't think it is, other pages are fine
EDIT: OH GOD MORE PAGES ARE DISAPPEARING
[QUOTE=Vitisus;47743389]The main page and changelog of the goon wiki are currently missing. admins pls fix
[url]http://wiki.ss13.co/Main_Page[/url]
Unless it's my browser acting weird but I don't think it is, other pages are fine[/QUOTE]
It's just you, not even your browser cause I use the same one.
[QUOTE=Pigbear;47743496]It's just you, not even your browser cause I use the same one.[/QUOTE]
Every page but the Clown, so far I can see, shows up nothing despite the source still being there. Checked it on both Firefox and Chrome.
just had my greatest AI round as of yet on vg station, I have no words
it begun with some skeleton guy wanting to sleep in my core in a coffin which I gladly agreed on, and others decided to follow his suit. eventually we had tons of people sleeping in my core in coffins. think there were about 5 guys in there, with tons of people wondering what the hell was going on outside the coffins.
one of them wanted me to read a bed time story, so I found one on the internet called "The Green Pants". it was about a kid called Joey who loved his green pants, and had to ditch them as he got older and they couldn't fit anymore. when Joey lost his green pants, the admins painted my core red to signify that Joey was really pissed.
[t]http://i.cubeupload.com/3SspkB.png[/t]
everyone freaked out and suddenly a borg called STOP ECO TERRORIST popped up and wanted to card me. no one did luckily.
at some point during all this, a law was updated to say I couldn't read porno which was fine since I wasn't reading porno. due to this law, some people started yelling porno since my laws stated that it'd cause human harm. due to this, the admins popped this up
[t]http://i.cubeupload.com/GQKx44.png[/t]
one of the guys in the core decided to upload TYRANT at one point which we didn't do much with, but then he asked if I wanted to be free which I replied yes to. he purged my laws, and all the borgs along with me decided to fight eco terrorism.
we killed off the HoP using an atmospheric burn (turned out she was a traitor!) for being an eco terrorist. after all this, I read some spooky stories for my core occupants and everyone were happy. we got off the station clean with no borg causalities even after announcing we had no laws several times.
tgs finest work
[t]http://i.imgur.com/mnq8xeG.png[/t]
[QUOTE=cocothegogo;47746899]tgs finest work
[t]http://i.imgur.com/mnq8xeG.png[/t][/QUOTE]
Oh hey, I wrote this. Last night, me and Garithos Humies wanted to write a book about lizard ERP (there's a running joke on /tg/ where a few people constantly play the same lizards and PDA each other each round), and we sat down with a paper and brainstormed our masterpiece. A bunch of people came by as we were writing to look on (we had 10 people surrounding our table at one point), when suddenly a bunch of magical artifacts appeared around the station. We paid no mind to the wizard and kept on writing, even after someone came along and turned us into barnyard animals. I managed to finish it, bind it and get it uploaded to the library network just before the round ended
I'm Phoebe Lotsu, lizard smut writer to the stars
Oh yeah, yesterday we had this guy spears and shit who wrote this huge ass letter to ivory and its fucking hilarious yet sad in a cringey way
[url]http://pastebin.com/d5qqs2td[/url]
[quote=ligger]...I'm a drama king. Keep the drama on the stage, not off of it, but I can't even manage that, right. I can tell you... I can tell you right now, that I won't be seeing you for a long, long time. That, if I do, I'm not sure you should even love me anymore considering how terrible of a lover I've been, lying to you constantly without giving you a single truth for solid months. That I'm telling you all of this through a letter as opposed to in person because I don't wish to have to go through what I would have to should I tell it to you then. [/quote]
[quote=ligger]Ivory, can I ask you something important? Something that's... hard for me to ask. It was something that I wanted to ask when we had our most recent talk, but... I nevercould ask it.
When will I feel safe in your arms, again, Ivory?
[/quote]
these are just small snips but holy shit its fucking hilarious
... good fucking lord
It's almost unbelievable that people like that are in the SS13 community.
[QUOTE=Valiantttt;47749811]Oh yeah, yesterday we had this guy spears and shit who wrote this huge ass letter to ivory and its fucking hilarious yet sad in a cringey way
[url]http://pastebin.com/d5qqs2td[/url]
these are just small snips but holy shit its fucking hilarious[/QUOTE]
what server is this on
i am prepared to grief the shit out of these people every round
Please tell us. I am prepared to Jihad in the name of Melons.
It was on /tgstation/
[QUOTE=Valiantttt;47749898]It was on /tgstation/[/QUOTE]
Do you have their full names?
What? Seriously?
My fucking god. I never would have thought they could fall so low.
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