[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;48787677]A semi-recent bug that was fixed was Chains calling every heister Bonnie.[/QUOTE]
I guess he is really into fatties, if you know what I mean
I don't, please explain.
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;48787701]I don't, please explain.[/QUOTE]
Bonnie is fat, he is saying that Chains just wanted Bonnie's sweaty chub.
He is a sick chubby chasing fiend. :freakout:
[QUOTE=Mochnel;48787670]the crimefest banner is an opened box.[/QUOTE]
But it still doesn't remotely look like the Dentist's box though. Just the materials.
i'm guessing the last reward is gonna be a "truth: the dentist who sold the world" heist, with that whole event based around cagliostro's dirty little secrets
gotta say tho, this crimefest is a billion times better than joining a steam group or buying fucking DLCs
Bonnie would be such a good character if she wasn't so big and fat. Or if she's gonna be a bulkier character, then make that bulk actually represent someone who's going for a strongman/woman type of build, not someone who just ate too much haggis.
That might just be me tho. I do wish Chains, being the enforcer, looked slightly buffer than the other dudes.
[QUOTE=CompanionMube;48787791]i'm guessing the last reward is gonna be a "truth: the dentist who sold the world" heist, with that whole event based around cagliostro's dirty little secrets
gotta say tho, this crimefest is a billion times better than joining a steam group or buying fucking DLCs[/QUOTE]
Well, there are still 21 locked missions yet, let's not get too optimistic yet.
I'll be waiting to see the next unlocked challenges, though.
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;48786001][url]https://steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/19/523898291510702883/#c523898291511027019[/url]
This is interesting. I wonder how they're doing this.
Although this is something that just slightly bothers me:
and
So you guys worked around the clock on stuff that might never be released? I guess it's six in one half dozen in the other, but wouldn't that be a huge waste if you pay employees for shit and then just go "oh well into the trash it goes."[/QUOTE]
Assuming it's not rigged, it might just be that they will release it as DLC or hopefully updates later, just without telling people that the content was originally made for Crimefest.
That's still gonna be irksome
[QUOTE=MrHeadHopper;48787799]Bonnie would be such a good character if she wasn't so big and fat. Or if she's gonna be a bulkier character, then make that bulk actually represent someone who's going for a strongman/woman type of build, not someone who just ate too much haggis.
That might just be me tho. I do wish Chains, being the enforcer, looked slightly buffer than the other dudes.[/QUOTE]
Bonnie would be a good character if she had an actual backstory, instead of "I have info about the Rat, lemme join your crew."
[QUOTE=YourBreakfsat;48788369]Bonnie would be a good character if she had an actual backstory, instead of "I have info about the Rat, lemme join your crew."[/QUOTE]
But she grew up during the 80's! In Thatcher's Britain! Isn't that elaborate enough for you?!
It's applicable to literally any British person over the age of 25, and in no way defines a character apart from in the most stereotypical, generalised sense, but what do you expect?! Actual life events and not just the broad strokes of a political era?
She met Hoxton some time!
Jeez, you guys are impossible to please.
Sorry if late
[video=youtube;AjFAlPAPMVQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjFAlPAPMVQ[/video]
[QUOTE=YourBreakfsat;48788369]Bonnie would be a good character if she had an actual backstory, instead of "I have info about the Rat, lemme join your crew."[/QUOTE]
Bonnie was busy robbing good ol fashioned liquor stores with her husbando body pillow by whiskey bottles, but soon a robbery went wrong as her husbando "Clyde" the body pillow revealed he got in league with the coppers, furious Bonnie beat him up with her now signature piss bottle and proceeded to jump outside the store and try to beat up the cops, she managed to take a few down before she was hit with several elephant tranqualizers and tazers. She was imprisoned in some prison down south where she shared the cell coincidentally according to our FBI files Hector's waifu "Juliana Morales" As time went on and she started getting fed up with Juliana's hispanic fuckery, she at one point overheard her talking to other prisoners how her husband managed to get a git from Sheffield imprisoned, Bonnie realized that was her old pal Hoxton, days passed as she heard that Hoxton was broken out of prison by the infamous daycare gang, when given walking time in prison she went straight up to a nearby phone and called up Hoxton on their private super secret telephone number where she told him she had important information about the guy that screwed hox over, that information being the very name of the traitor, Hoxton not wanting to drop out of the moment told Bain to fast-track her parole and release, upon being released the original 4 members of the payday crew met her in their trusty van and picked her up, thus the events leading up to her joining the infamous benefits gang.
[QUOTE=MrHeadHopper;48787799]Bonnie would be such a good character if she wasn't so big and fat. Or if she's gonna be a bulkier character, then make that bulk actually represent someone who's going for a strongman/woman type of build, not someone who just ate too much haggis.
That might just be me tho. I do wish Chains, being the enforcer, looked slightly buffer than the other dudes.[/QUOTE]
Chains is already buff though, he's got big guns and armour so it's all good.
As of 20:00 BST, 29/09/15, the challenge percentages for the Road to Crimefest are thus:
[B]Kill one million people with a whiskey bottle:[/B] 492,192
[B]Complete Meltdown one hundred thousand times:[/B] 23,145
[B]Get @petegold_'s twitter follower count to fifty thousand:[/B] 11,211
[B]Kill two million cloakers:[/B] 649,117
[QUOTE=Jetamo;48788696]As of 20:00 BST, 29/09/15, the challenge percentages for the Road to Crimefest are thus:
[B]Kill one million people with a whiskey bottle:[/B] 492,192
[B]Complete Meltdown one hundred thousand times:[/B] 23,145
[B]Get @petegold_'s twitter follower count to fifty thousand:[/B] 11,211
[B]Kill two million cloakers:[/B] 649,117[/QUOTE]
So the cloaker and whiskey bottle one are going pretty fast
Almost there
[QUOTE=PaperMartin;48788726]So the cloaker and whiskey bottle one are going pretty fast[/QUOTE]
Well they're kinda the easier ones. The whiskey is just killing anything with generic melee weapon #1876, and cloakers can spawn on any difficulty on loud. Completing Meltdown obviously needs you to actually beat it, and Twitter followings are completely different.
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;48788774]Well they're kinda the easier ones. The whiskey is just killing anything with generic melee weapon #1876, and cloakers can spawn on any difficulty on loud. Completing Meltdown obviously needs you to actually beat it, and Twitter followings are completely different.[/QUOTE]
Is counted as cheating or irregular kill using M.O.R.E.?
How has the Pete Gold one not hit the goal yet?
I was too lazy to log in to Twitter but I'll get to it eventually
Also could someone help me to get the Stig mask? The one for completing Car Shop super fast
[QUOTE=KayoDuck;48788972]Also could someone help me to get the Stig mask? The one for completing Car Shop super fast[/QUOTE]
The tids* you should ask for help on the facepunch group
[QUOTE=KayoDuck;48788972]Also could someone help me to get the Stig mask? The one for completing Car Shop super fast[/QUOTE]
Play on normal!
[QUOTE=KayoDuck;48788972]Also could someone help me to get the Stig mask? The one for completing Car Shop super fast[/QUOTE]
You can get it in solo. Play in Normal, rush inside the building, kill the manager, open his office with his keycard, etc, and normally if you go fast you should make it to the harbor in less than 4 minutes.
Don't even worry about ECM rushing on normal because you have 4 minutes to escape then anyway.
[QUOTE=Loadingue;48789023]You can get it in solo. Play in Normal, rush inside the building, kill the manager, open his office with his keycard, etc, and normally if you go fast you should make it to the harbor in less than 4 minutes.[/QUOTE]
On normal, you can run in and smash into his office. No need to bother with the manager.
I'd like help on that one too, somehow I can drive the Longfellow like it ain't no thing but I can't drive the Falcoginis well at all.
[QUOTE=Corndog Ninja;48789040]I'd like help on that one too, somehow I can drive the Longfellow like it ain't no thing but I can't drive the Falcoginis well at all.[/QUOTE]
You just have to tap the brake key not to lose control of the car.
Video-making peoples: How do you get the characters' quotes to use?
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