Remember how I said people knew how to play the game? I take it back.
[t]http://puu.sh/6Mqlh[/t]
The guy below me joined mid game and the people before had maybe 5 seconds of capturing time between them. Normally it is never this bad but I'm noticing more people who just play to kill now and it's really annoying.
[QUOTE=Jarokwa;43814001]Why is the Juice so useless in anything other than Jackhammer?
Also I was really infuriated earlier, I was playing Jackhammer, stole the hammer myself a few times with quite some kills but the other team was also kinda good so it was really tense, the score was resting on 2800 and 2500, I had the hammer but died but it had 3 kills on it, a guy from my team picks it up, tries to bring it back to base, figures out he can't since our hammer is gone, I'm at the enemy base fighting tooth and nail for our hammer, I die, and while I wait to respawn I spot our hammer carrier sprinting towards the enemy base, dying in a storm of bullets and then ''ROUND END YOU HAVE LOST''[/QUOTE]
Oh wow I can just imagine you staring in awe as you see all your hard work being ruined in an instant.
My condolences for your loss.
I ran back to their base with the hammer in elimination (annihilation) because my team couldn't get the flag back
so much blood
I got 5 kills with 2 hammer hits yesterday.
YES, GROUP UP TOGETHER.
HAHHAHAHAHAHAH
If we're showing weapons...
[t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/3298061760641012020/A1B40A6A4F9169FFF843D136AB153EAF9CEF2523/[/t]
after much thought I decided to call my simple tesla beam SCHNELLBLITZSTROMGEWEHR.
I wish those names were on screen when you kill somebody and you could add subtitles to them to display on kill- so I could put 'It Gewehrs blitzstroms Schnellily.'
I named my lobbing rocket launcher "Catch"
I enjoy simplicity
My maturity is reflected by my gun names.
[IMG]http://puu.sh/6M4rw[/IMG]
This game would be quite fun if it didn't disconnect me from every fucking match I played.
Also, about weapon and loadout names.. I keep all of them German and they sound like a 13 year old created them. :v:
[editline]6th February 2014[/editline]
my merge
Edit: Here they are
[IMG]http://abload.de/img/loadirp7f.png[/IMG]
The first one should translate to something like "shithead annihilator", the second one to.. uhh "shitface chopper" and the third one to "pisshead destroyer".
I wanted them to fit the games theme.
..somehow
How do they come up with bot names anyways?
Not a single one I've seen has been repeated.
With the facebook taunt, i tested axl's rod
it bugged out i think, and his dick became erect
relaunching fixed it, but what the helllll
(at the end of the taunt they do a jerk off animation, sad it wasn't on purpose :V)
they're banning people based on reports for cheats
idk if thats the best decision
[QUOTE=Suttles;43814957]With the facebook taunt, i tested axl's rod
it bugged out i think, and his dick became erect
relaunching fixed it, but what the helllll
(at the end of the taunt they do a jerk off animation, sad it wasn't on purpose :V)[/QUOTE]
The dick cycles between flaccid flopping and erect with just the balls flopping around.
[editline]6th February 2014[/editline]
That's a sentence I never thought i'd use.
Another match of death snatch where I lose to a shielded rocket launcher guy with a level 4 sniper rifle backup.
This isn't fun any more. Why am I being matched against dudes who are way more equipped than me?
Slapped a spooling trigger, extended mag and gatling barrel on a rifle and its really good but a bit boring. Going to start unlocking the parts to make some sort of mine gun.
people are fucking dumb
death snatch
they can't even pick up the blutes and just walk past
how dumb can you even be
[img]http://i.imgur.com/YxGogYT.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Suttles;43814957]With the facebook taunt, i tested axl's rod
it bugged out i think, and his dick became erect
relaunching fixed it, but what the helllll
(at the end of the taunt they do a jerk off animation, sad it wasn't on purpose :V)[/QUOTE]
axls rod and "Thrusting my gun"
thats just
no
no
no
also twerk
omg what
I used to try and make up clever names for my guns, but it was too hard so I just made them all sexual jokes. My friend made a gun and called it the Circumscissor so obviously I had to a make a healing one called Uncircumscissor
[QUOTE=Twistshock;43813033]I wouldn't exactly be invited to any naming conventions either.
[t]http://puu.sh/6MliC.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
Named all three of my rocket launchers ak-47
[QUOTE=LtBubbles;43815849]Named all three of my rocket launchers ak-47[/QUOTE]
Is this a journalism joke?
I've met two giant babies so far.
They bitch about everyone but themselves.
This guy called us fucking dumbasses for killing him, he got mad everytime and blamed his team for every death of his in deathsnatch.
I made him rage uninstall the game I think. I told him to stop having superiority complex and to not be mad, its only a game. He said "i know its a game you dumbass fuck you all" and quit.
[QUOTE=Gray Altoid;43815360]Another match of death snatch where I lose to a shielded rocket launcher guy with a level 4 sniper rifle backup.
This isn't fun any more. Why am I being matched against dudes who are way more equipped than me?[/QUOTE]
i hate shields too, but it's real easy to slap their shit, if you have grenades and a launcher on backup (or if you main a single launcher like i do) a pulse rifle is good with the right attachments.
[QUOTE=cpt. Jebski;43816394]i hate shields too, but it's real easy to slap their shit, if you have grenades and a launcher on backup (or if you main a single launcher like i do) a pulse rifle is good with the right attachments.[/QUOTE]
i tried out shields and its not that bad
shock hurts like a fuck and you lack grenades
It's good on my shotgun loadout. Helps me get close and blast the fuck out of someone
I prefer grenades on my assault loadout tho, rocket launcher+fire rifle + grenades are good
It's +33 hp that regens after 9 seconds outside of combat. I'm pretty sure it's that bad.
[QUOTE=Lizzrd;43816695]It's +33 hp that regens after 9 seconds outside of combat. I'm pretty sure it's that bad.[/QUOTE]
It's bugged. Trust me, It can regenerate in-mid combat. Also It requires high damage or tesla to break the shield down and then your hp.
[QUOTE=seba079;43816880][t]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/468675294763157260/730B2B0A66622DFB5B20EF929CCD53B20E62EE70/[/t]
fuck[/QUOTE]
now you'll start fighting people with level 4 guns because fuck you that's why
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