• I played Oblivion blacked-out drunk and here's what happened (via picture story)
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I played Oblivion a lot a while ago, it got boring so I downloaded a shit load of mods, those were pretty fun, but it got boring too after a while, then I saw Fcom... I attempted to install it, the game actually started, but when I got out of the sewers and looked towards sideways cave, the mound of earth that is usually there was a massive hole in the ground. Knowing that I had to have done something wrong I realized I had wasted 4-5 hours trying to install Fcom and just uninstalled oblivion right there. I am going to go ahead and wait for them to release an easy to install version of Fcom, then I shall play oblivion again.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1]Ahahaha, I just stumbled this page. This is a Facepunch phenomenon right here. I've [I]never[/I] seen so many ratings in a single post.[/QUOTE] I am humbled - really fucking shocked at its popularity! I'm really happy people like it. 53,398 views in two days, that is insane.
Wow, this is amazing. At first I was like :silent:, but then I :excited::megaman::dance::4chan::dance::megaman: :excited:
[QUOTE=joecool]I am humbled - really fucking shocked at its popularity! I'm really happy people like it. 53,398 views in two days, that is insane.[/QUOTE] I used to see you around all the time back in the day, and this is the first time I've seen you in a good long while. Where ya been?
What needs to be done: #1 Get this in the epic thread section. #2 Submit this to ign,gamefaqs,G4, and any other videogame website. #3 Give this man a golden user ticket. #4 Enjoy your drunken epic glory.
Holy shit. You're a fucking tank when you're drunk. When I played,(Argonian knight/archer) I could hardly take down ten or twenty guards, never mind the whole world. We need TES V and twice as much beer. I want to see what happens!
TES V should be set in Black Marsh
Holy shit that's awesome! I'm playing Oblivion the next time I get wasted.
fucking epic read. I so gotta try that later
Huge
Epic
My God... Someone get this man an award.
[QUOTE=Blackcat2874]My God... Someone get this man an award.[/QUOTE] He's already gotten one. 420 funnies.
Now do salvia and play some other well made rpg
i've never seen so many funnies :holy:
Seriously epic stuff. You are one mean drunk!
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1]Ahahaha, I just stumbled this page. This is a Facepunch phenomenon right here. I've [I]never[/I] seen so many ratings in a single post.[/QUOTE] You haven't been very active on these forums then.. [b]Edit:[/b] [QUOTE=credesniper]Now do salvia and play some other well made rpg[/QUOTE] Like Neverwinter Nights or Neverwinter Nights 2, or any of their expansions.. I recently made a batshit insane halfling who thinks he is a barbarian.
This thread got me back into playing Oblivion.
Just you wait, it'll be on Kotaku soon.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1]I used to see you around all the time back in the day, and this is the first time I've seen you in a good long while. Where ya been?[/QUOTE] I've been really busy with college and personal life things. I actually had a period where I didn't visit Facepunchstudios for a few months and then got the feeling like I've abandoned a close friend. While I can't promise I'll be posting more often, I want to become less of a recluse and come back into the facepunch world.
[QUOTE=Skwee]You haven't been very active on these forums then..[/QUOTE] Hahahahahaha. My irony senses are tingling.
Did you save before killing the two people in the first screen? I expected a little more from a drunk Oblivion player...
I lol'd at the "fcuk you UP!" sword. :v:
Holy Shit.
Get wasted again but this time try going into a heavily populated area. In real life.
[QUOTE=joecool]Yeah, I just saved over them a few times. I promise you I didn't make any of the events that happened in the save file. I only made up the parts afterwards, such as dropping all of my stolen items. The story was obviously made in a non-druken state. [b]Edit:[/b] And when your're black out drunk and have zero control over your actions, then you can tell me how easy it is.[/QUOTE] ONE: I am not of leagle age to drink so umm, yeah. TWO: I never said anything bad about you I just said that the oblivion invasion is not hard to beat at the max kill numbers. Hell I bet I kill more people then the whole oblivion invasion dose in 10 minutes, all they really kill is the terrain.(DAMN THEM WITH ALL THOSE UGLY GATES!)
This is the most entertaining thing that I've read all year.
Very entertaining but it doesn't seem legit to me. That doesn't really matter though.
Note to self: Remember to make "fcuk you UP!" sword.
If you ever get wasted again, remember to keep oblivion on your desk.
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