agar.io is a multiplayer web browser game where you control a blob that eats other blobs controlled - Games

Facepunch deserves to be on that list :(

The game got updated but its laggier now.

Pluto is a planet once again! [t]http://i.imgur.com/iITnkI0.png[/t] at least until i got teamed up by others and forced into a group of spikes and died nearly instantly

too bad the game doesn't have cheat protection and I also hate the mass loss thing

[QUOTE=StrawberryClock;47646482]Wish there would be unmovable obstacles and that the map would loop so that there's no corners.[/QUOTE] I could probably do that. [editline]2nd May 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Pigbear;47646850]too bad the game doesn't have cheat protection and I also hate the mass loss thing[/QUOTE] What mass loss?

Dev just added the Facepunch skin Full list is [URL="http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=kXQDhQEr"]here[/URL] (being updated)

Dev here. Three things: First, it is not possible to hack your game to move at faster than normal speeds or avoid getting eaten. The guy who said that didn't understand the code correctly. It is literally impossible to cheat in it that way. (However, friends can cooperate to feed each other, which is outside the scope of this statement). Second, I added a skin for facepunch. Third, there was never any virus hosted on the site or anything like that. Avast gives out false alerts for WebSockets. I can't really monitor all the threads in all the forums talking about the game, if you want to contact me, there's the subreddit /r/agario, or the /v/ threads. By the way, there has always been mass loss, but since you didn't have something that showed you your mass, you didn't notice it. Edit: Goddamn stop sending me steam invites >_>

[QUOTE=TheNerdPest14;47646876]What mass loss?[/QUOTE] If you get big enough you constantly lose mass. So you have to eat pellets and players just to maintain your size.

[QUOTE=Nif90;47644285]i wil advise not to join for now. I keep getting infection alerts when i try to go to the site [img]http://i.imgur.com/CR7xgiX.png[/img][/QUOTE] Avast still pops up blocking this randomly when I get on and play. (as of 10 mins ago I was getting them)

Why is the quing dynasty skin called "quing disnasty"?

This game needs to mark the walls somehow. Currently they're just unfair.

Sacrificed myself to another Facepunch cell to fight nazi germany

[QUOTE=Kaelazun;47647003]Sacrificed myself to another Facepunch cell to fight nazi germany[/QUOTE] <3 The russian in the first place still cornered me though. rip.

[QUOTE=MuffinZerg;47646986]Why is the quing dynasty skin called "quing disnasty"?[/QUOTE] That's a typo, just fixed it.

I wish the walls were visible, so I can tell more clearly when I'm totally fucked.

Love the simplicity, but it'd be cool to have a space background.

id like some simple sound effects

Skins are nice, but I wish there was one specifically for England so I could make jokes about its piss poor performance in Football tournaments.

Screw this! Got first place as satanist, was split in 2 giant balls. They occupied my whole screen, I ran into spikes without seeing them and exploded. Lost everything. RIP Satanist supermancy Also this was great. [img]http://i.gyazo.com/069d23d8e0a412d26f0b16fbcc858a48.png[/img] We teamed up with Satan for awhile, consumed god. But later I had to consume Satan.

This is my personal best. [t]http://f2.braxupload.se/d9h9u2.jpg[/t] I got swallowed shortly after that though.

Got to be the biggest guy on US-East. Named myself Newfoundland and am now idling in the corner, overseeing my kingdom. Current score is 7358. What's anyone elses?

I just ran into another Facepunch and I went to orbit around him and the cocksucker didn't hesitate to split after me. :v:

[QUOTE=M28;47646903]Dev here. Three things: First, it is not possible to hack your game to move at faster than normal speeds or avoid getting eaten. The guy who said that didn't understand the code correctly. It is literally impossible to cheat in it that way. (However, friends can cooperate to feed each other, which is outside the scope of this statement). Second, I added a skin for facepunch. Third, there was never any virus hosted on the site or anything like that. Avast gives out false alerts for WebSockets. I can't really monitor all the threads in all the forums talking about the game, if you want to contact me, there's the subreddit /r/agario, or the /v/ threads. By the way, there has always been mass loss, but since you didn't have something that showed you your mass, you didn't notice it. Edit: Goddamn stop sending me steam invites >_>[/QUOTE] can you add postal's ass or one cheek of his ass so when you split into two it will show the full ass

was Anne Frank, ate some dude named Nazi 10/10 would eat again

[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3975474/dank-1.jpg[/img] I think my record mass was 8100. Damn that was huge. I also named myself as Steel Beams and proceeded to eat Jet Fuel.

[QUOTE=HybridTheroy;47647213]I just ran into another Facepunch and I went to orbit around him and the cocksucker didn't hesitate to split after me. :v:[/QUOTE] That was me... (i think) I managed to become n1 a bit later: [img_thumb]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/64443729/agar.png[/img_thumb]

Lirik's playing right now, 38k viewers. RIP servers.

Being number 1 is the most boring experience so far. Basically it is just: 1. Wait around the center of map, paranoid of spikes. 2. Notice a big enemy, chase him to the end of the map and eat him. 3. In case if a throw of spikes was needed - wait ages for reunion because you can't see shit when split. 4. Return to 1 Being #2-3 is most enjoyable I think

[t]http://i.imgur.com/BG4wds8.png[/t] Please no I have a wife and children

[QUOTE=MuffinZerg;47647313]Being number 1 is the most boring experience so far. Basically it is just: 1. Wait around the center of map, paranoid of spikes. 2. Notice a big enemy, chase him to the end of the map and eat him. 3. In case if a throw of spikes was needed - wait ages for reunion because you can't see shit when split. 4. Return to 1 Being #2-3 is most enjoyable I think[/QUOTE] my favorite is boosting a rookie to the rank of a god