agar.io is a multiplayer web browser game where you control a blob that eats other blobs controlled - Games

Help I just played this for almost 5 hours and I have to be up in 4.

[QUOTE=veevee;47656204]so the dev still tries to be a pretentious drama queen over a small flavor-of-the-month game [IMG]http://a.pomf.se/oavljy.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://a.pomf.se/moyydf.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Good job not linking the quoted pictures, so we can see the context. Seems like for some reason people wanted Pepe, Dio and Wojak skins. Also a chat feature. Dev said no, everyone got mad about it.

that chat bar would be really helpful

haha the new virus slinging meta is hilarious, little shits can take down players from top lists, it's going to make colossuses think twice before trying to hunt plankton singlehandhendly prepared a virus trap, send it straight to some unaware newspawn-eating top1 dude, he got eaten alive

[QUOTE=Jetamo;47656488]Good job not linking the quoted pictures, so we can see the context. Seems like for some reason people wanted Pepe, Dio and Wojak skins. Also a chat feature. Dev said no, everyone got mad about it.[/QUOTE] A chat would be a horrible idea, there is enough salt with people changing their names already.

It feels so bad to lose :(

haha, got cornered by the #2 player behind a virus, and spammed W into that virus so hard that it slammed into him, and I was able to feast on half of his mass. felt so good

[QUOTE=Nibwoddle;47656330]what's so pretentious about this. /v/ is fucking insufferable and they should be punished every once in a while[/QUOTE] I don't know /v/ or any other 4chan boards but I imagine they had a large part to play in making this game famous. I also imagine the dev is making a lot of money from this. And even if he's not, eyeballs have a lot of potential to. So, getting his knickers in a twist in public is not a good idea. If he's pissed off, then he should be able to control himself. No need to use a derogatory term to reference an entire userbase that helped make it so popular. As I said before, it makes him look childish.

This game is so stress inducing, fuck.

Game really needs a chat imo you should be able to close it obviously

What the fuck did you split kill me for, you little bitch? I'll have you know I was at the top of US West and was involved in many virus raids on m'blob and have over 300 confirmed mass. I am trained in mass dropping warfare and I'm the the top blob on East Asia. I will wipe you the fuck out with blobbing the likes you've ever seen in agar.io. You're fucking dead, blob, I can be anywhere at anytime and I'm tracing your spawn coords you should prepare for a storm, maggot. I can be anywhere, anytime, and absorb you in over 700 ways. I have the entire arsenal of the US servers and I will use it to blob your ass off the servers, you little shit. If you could've only known what retribution your little split kill has brought you maybe you would've held down W. But you couldn't, and you didn't, and you're paying the price you goddamn idiot, I will shit blobs all over you and you will drown in it. You're absorbed kiddo.

imo there shouldn't be a chat because you don't need it communicate through names

Last night I got to #2 as 'Facepunch', didn't know there was a thread for this!

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;47657006]imo there shouldn't be a chat because you don't need it communicate through names[/QUOTE] some people don't get the "hey let's team up" or "don't eat me i'm not trying to outrank you" hints all the time, and some form of communication would be helpful shit, i got all the way to 2nd last night as ISIS by myself

I got to number one as Scary Spice again. Some cool guy called "Symbiote" or something kept orbiting me, collecting mass and then giving it to me. When I decided to leave I channelled all of my mass into him/her as repayment and made them huge. Felt good :)

This is a pure Skinner box time-machine akin to Cookie Clicker and Flappy Bird. Instant reward/punishment, rapid iterating with respawn.

[t]http://i.imgur.com/B9wrTuc.png[/t] I was winning for a while then the guy in second came up in his full form, I couldn't piece myself back together then someone was firing those spikey things somehow? Atleast that's what it looked like and I burst into pieces

I managed to hang on the European scoreboard for a while, couple of times as #1. [t]http://i.cubeupload.com/sxoN2D.jpg[/t]

[t]http://i.imgur.com/z2tKurZ.png[/t] ended up reaching 10k score. I had to leave so I gave it to some guy I fucked over from earlier. also i found something incredibly evil use w to shoot the green spikes, it will created another one in the direction where the last projectile was shot you can literally go from 5th place to 1st place with this technique

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;47657278][t]http://i.imgur.com/z2tKurZ.png[/t] ended up reaching 10k score. I had to leave so I gave it to some guy I fucked over from earlier. also i found something incredibly evil use w to shoot the green spikes, it will created another one in the direction where the last projectile was shot you can literally go from 5th place to 1st place with this technique[/QUOTE] That explains what happened to me, god damn it.

i ended up distracting my teacher in class and i think he's playing it too now

Just played as "Free Food 4 U" and just ran into people as the smallest cell over and over Makes me feel like I'm doing charity work or something. feels good

How do I 'Virus catapult'?

[QUOTE=Glitchman;47657433]Just played as "Free Food 4 U" and just ran into people as the smallest cell over and over Makes me feel like I'm doing charity work or something. feels good[/QUOTE] Did a similar thing while flying around as "Little Helper" I only ate the small motes and went around looking for small cells being chased by slightly larger cells and fed the smaller ones so they could eat the larger ones. It's pretty hilarious seeing the now smaller cell freak out when they're suddenly the one being chased. Most of the players try to eat me after I help them though, ungrateful pricks.

Some fucker named Taiwan has gotten X-Box huge, seems like he's somehow able to control his sub-blobs apart from his main one. You'd run into parts of him all over the map but they reacted intelligently and either chase/pursue you depending on your size, but his main mass was nowhere to be seen, so either he got so fucking huge his main mass doesn't move much at all or he's figured out how to control each blob individually.

when i press w it just feeds other players with part of me

[QUOTE=Zero-Point;47657529]Some fucker named Taiwan has gotten X-Box huge, seems like he's somehow able to control his sub-blobs apart from his main one. You'd run into parts of him all over the map but they reacted intelligently and either chase/pursue you depending on your size, but his main mass was nowhere to be seen, so either he got so fucking huge his main mass doesn't move much at all or he's figured out how to control each blob individually.[/QUOTE] Different players under same name I think

Instead of W being used to boost, it now shoots little balls forward. Also the green virus spike balls will eat your w balls, and once the green spike balls get big enough they shoot in the direction your ball was going into them. I did this a lot to hold onto my first place spot when 2-5 tried getting me. Also if you're at max split, you can eat the green virus balls and grow in size.

[QUOTE=Pops;47657554]when i press w it just feeds other players with part of me[/QUOTE] -ninja'd-

I love being able to just wreck big fuckers by waiting for them to get close to a virus and splitting it at em.