agar.io is a multiplayer web browser game where you control a blob that eats other blobs controlled - Games

If this game didn't lag so much, especially when you're big, it would be so much more fun. The amount of input delay, and even dropped inputs, is so frustrating at times.

[QUOTE=Wormy;47669491]So the green spiky viruses sometimes split players, and sometimes they don't. Is there a way of knowing if they will split you if you get inside them? Or is it all random?[/QUOTE] They have to be smaller than you in order to split you up.

God damn it sometimes players in this game are just plain assholes. I was pretty big, like maybe a touch larger than half the players on the field, and I split to eat someone and then someone got exploded by a virus so I split again to eat all the pieces, and one of the top scoreboard players came by and kept crowding me into a corner until I was all bunched up in the corner on top of myself. He'd drift away a little but as soon as I tried to get away he'd push back in or split in front of me to keep me in the god damn corner. Fucking asshole.

I hit #1 as DLC and then these fuckers in a clan cornered me by a virus and split me :(

[QUOTE=Tetsmega;47669553]I hit #1 as DLC and then these fuckers in a clan cornered me by a virus and split me :([/QUOTE] How did they corner you if you were #1? You could have just ate them

[QUOTE=Snoberry Tea;47669566]How did they corner you if you were #1? You could have just ate them[/QUOTE] I moved in to eat some dude who was trying to bait me into a virus but it was in the corner and there was no way for me to move out of their line of fire.

they really need visible borders or something

Alright.. So I'm the biggest cell on the map for a really long time.. But I do what most biggest cells do... Wait to congeal and just hover around dodging viruses, hoping nobody throws one at me.. I wasn't targeting anyone, since, as you may know, once you're on top, fighting to keep the position is far less thrilling than actually reaching it. But after about twenty minutes, just drifting lazily, picking up grubs, I notice on the leader board the tenth place user is named, "FUCK PIERCE B". I find that quite rude. I mean, I could have been eating all of them. Even the little 10 mass guys. But I didn't. I was a good guy once on top. I even fed a bunch of little ones to get them started. I will not tolerate hate. It brings us all down. tl;dr: Pierce Brosnan for president.

played on china's server ☂

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[QUOTE=hydrated;47669706]they really need visible borders or something[/QUOTE] Generally you can sort of tell just by if there's food about or not, but yea it wouldn't hurt.

I find it super funny when someone bumps into the invisible border and freaks out. It reminds me of the first time it happened to me and how butthurt / shocked I was. I usually tend to stick near corners when I'm large, as it leads to people running around me and then I can corner them. Always satisfying teaching newbies that hard lesson.

I found that after playing with a friend, the best way to go about in co-op is letting your friend absorb you when you're about to die so he can W you later to previous size (or you can let your friend absorb you to press space so your friend is actually bigger) alternatively, if your friend is split, the best thing to do is have your friend split into tinier bits so you can absorb him quickly and W his last final piece to restore him to normal size or you can even set up an ambush with the spiky balls against bigger players as a bait and switch got to second using this method after some solo free for all sessions of boredom and we decided to work together

set name to Islamic Caliph and got large enough to feed isis damn it feels good to be a gangster

i love how political this game can be

Damnit vinesauce, I was at third (as Floppy Buttock) and he ate me, asserting his dominance.

Gotta say I fucking hate it when someone gets a boner specifically for you and will just chase you non stop no matter where you go even if they're way slower than you and better targets for them come along. Every single time I get onto the leaderboard it immediately happens :c

I think shit like that happens cause, when I'm the one chasing someone, I feel like I've already invested so much effort, and this little shit has been making my job harder, so I usually do it out of a vendetta

[QUOTE=war_man333;47669939]i love how political this game can be[/QUOTE] Hopping on the russian server and naming yourself "Ukraine, USA, CIA" will get them all chasing you and Splitting at you when your a 10 mass blob, Its fantastic.

got to 7th place as SEMEN DEMON on Europe

I hanged on the Leaderboard of Russian server as Finland for a while. [t]http://i.cubeupload.com/g3OGOH.jpg[/t] suomi finland perkele

is it just me or is agar laggin really bad today? constant hiccups

damn i got to the no. 2 spot as isis but i had to give up when my boss came into the room. it was funny but odd, i was staring and talking at him at the same time as literally just dragging the mouse around pretending like i was doing fuck all.

Finally reigned undisputed supreme blob for about 20 mins before some turd shot viruses at my majestic girth and brought the Viagra legacy to an end.

[QUOTE=Tetsmega;47669699]I moved in to eat some dude who was trying to bait me into a virus but it was in the corner and there was no way for me to move out of their line of fire.[/QUOTE] Were you split up into smaller balls or...? Cause unless you were split, as #1 there's nothing that can eat you.

R.I.P. Porp. You will always be #1 in my heart. (protip: stay away from spiky things that people can shoot into you)

Why do I keep trying to play this game it's infuriating as fuck I was #8 one game, then #'s 3, 4, and 5 crowded me into a virus to split me up and eat me. Cunts.

pretty fun going around as 'SPIDERS' and making a giant wall. No one dared to get close

this was intentional [t]http://i.imgur.com/jVPh4QG.png[/t]

Finally I managed to reign supreme by sheer oppression of the other sexes. [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/q0duarwl07ahm2y/2015-05-06_22-21-22.png?dl=0[/t] Later I was burst by 3 clanfags but managed to come on top again by collaborating with someone called ZA WARUDO who then fed me all his mass. In the end I fed all my mass to a person who seemed to be in need and quit: [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/smtqkv8wa23fa7r/2015-05-06_22-23-59.png?dl=0[/t][t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/iuw9x155ac1lc2t/2015-05-06_22-24-48.png?dl=0[/t] This game is truly inspirational.