agar.io is a multiplayer web browser game where you control a blob that eats other blobs controlled
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Making gangs and shit totally ruins the fun of the game. They're all probably on Teamspeak coordinating or some shit too those motherfuckers.
[editline]8th May 2015[/editline]
Was playing as Stalin and I distracted Tsarist Russia to save Soviet Union.
Where do I go from here? I've seen Roger Moore, George Lazenby, and now today, Sean Bean showed up.. I was #1 with 19,000 mass, completely unstoppable until I let someone with an ascii penis as their name have it all out of boredom. Even though I get to that point every time I play, I still feel the need to go back. Why? Is there some deeper meaning?
I set my name to Second Amendment and started chasing around any user named USSR, Communist, or Soviet Wolf. For some reason smaller blocks saw my plight of keeping communism away from the game, and decided to sacrifice themselves to the patriot cause.
I showed a friend this game.
First name she picks is "The Gay Agenda"
Did another pacifist run
[img]http://puu.sh/hGOAH/c36b55cb89.png[/img]
It's pretty hard to get any bigger than that without eating people. I think the dev should lower the decay rate a little.
The prroblem with the decay rate is it doesn't affect the biggest blobs, only the middleground people.
Was second for a bit as Isis then got fucked cause I got greedy.
Game really punishing if you are too greedy holy shit
If you guys ever see me on US West under the name #1 Charity just hang around me and shoot a blob or two to let me know you're friendly. If/when I reach top spot I'll shoot everything out to the nearest players.
Anyone wants to support my "remove the ability to shoot spikes" campagin?
[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/Agario/comments/35dsfj/please_remove_the_ability_to_shoot_spikes/[/url]
[editline]9th May 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=ZestyLemons;47689216]Did another pacifist run
[img]http://puu.sh/hGOAH/c36b55cb89.png[/img]
It's pretty hard to get any bigger than that without eating people. I think the dev should lower the decay rate a little.[/QUOTE]
No, it's fine. The game is not supposed to be played this way. Decay ensures that big guys can't stay big without taking risks (aka splitting).
Decay rate really helps to stop the titans from getting out of control, but it also helps out people that have allies to play with that can avoid it.
Not sure how to deal with it though. Maybe some new gamemodes that encourage people with alliances to play them.
[QUOTE=MuffinZerg;47689920]Anyone wants to support my "remove the ability to shoot spikes" campagin?
[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/Agario/comments/35dsfj/please_remove_the_ability_to_shoot_spikes/[/url]
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Are you kidding? All I ever do now is get enough mass to shoot viruses into the #1 player.
Most of the time I can't even pick up the remains. I just like watching the entire playing field freak the fuck out.
[QUOTE=MuffinZerg;47689920]Anyone wants to support my "remove the ability to shoot spikes" campagin?
[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/Agario/comments/35dsfj/please_remove_the_ability_to_shoot_spikes/[/url]
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Why? If you're big and there is a spike ball between you and someone you want to eat, then stop chasing them, you know they can use it against you, so don't get close enough.
It's the only real attack we have, how else will we take down large cells?
[QUOTE=Pilotguy97;47690233]Are you kidding? All I ever do now is get enough mass to shoot viruses into the #1 player.
Most of the time I can't even pick up the remains. I just like watching the entire playing field freak the fuck out.[/QUOTE]
I hate your kind. So many times I had a fun titan clash ruined by some small blob that didnt even gather anything.
Seriously, people who shoot viruses just to be dicks should learn how to get big. It's easy to get big without shooting viruses.
[QUOTE=MuffinZerg;47690588]I hate your kind. So many times I had a fun titan clash ruined by some small blob that didnt even gather anything.
Seriously, people who shoot viruses just to be dicks should learn how to get big. It's easy to get big without shooting viruses.[/QUOTE]
Stop being butthurt. I Dick people over with viruses all the time, it's so others can gobble it up. It's a game mechanic, don't be angry because people use it the way it's meant to be used.
Avoid spikes instead of getting angry when you get hit by one, that's your fault and problem. People will punish you for it.
It makes it much more exciting and tense to be big. What once sheltered and protected you, will now kill you.
[QUOTE=CowThing;47690332]Why? If you're big and there is a spike ball between you and someone you want to eat, then stop chasing them, you know they can use it against you, so don't get close enough.
It's the only real attack we have, how else will we take down large cells?[/QUOTE]
Like we did before? Catch them off guard when they are split and eat them?
Small blobs shouldn't have a way to attack big blobs, there is literally no point in it except to make big blob life expectancy around 1 minute, which makes being big completely pointless.
People did take down big blobs earlier, no shooting involved.
People complain that being big was OP, but it really wasn't. People say "big blob can split kill me any time and I can't do anything".
It's partially true, except the point of big blobs is that big should think their splits throught carefully because another big blob is always happy to corner and eat them when they are split.
Not a single time a super huge blob consumed a not-worth-splitting-for smaller blob just to be a dick. Because it's a road to suicide.
But when a small blob fucks up someone's #1-#5 place just for the sake of it he doesn't get punished in any way.
tl:dr
No fun allowed for big guys anymore.
[QUOTE=MuffinZerg;47689920]No, it's fine. The game is not supposed to be played this way. Decay ensures that big guys can't stay big without taking risks (aka splitting).[/QUOTE]
Decay doesn't affect big cells who are eating smaller cells all the time though. They only really affect people trying to grow [I]without[/I] eating other cells.
At any time during the pacifist run, I could've just said "fuck it" and started eating cells. I would've been at 1400+ mass in minutes instead of a half hour.
i'm enjoying myself playing as a suicidal cell
helping those other fresh cells to get bigger
[QUOTE=ZestyLemons;47690674]Decay doesn't affect big cells who are eating smaller cells all the time though. They only really affect people trying to grow [I]without[/I] eating other cells.
At any time during the pacifist run, I could've just said "fuck it" and started eating cells. I would've been at 1400+ mass in minutes instead of a half hour.[/QUOTE]
Well because the game is meant to be playing with eating other players.
I teamed up with a guy called Sir, whilst my name was "lets team". I kept shooting mass his way and foraging cells for him. In the end, he was being chased by a huge guy and was gonna get trapped, and I couldn't save him.
He did the noble thing and shot all his mass into me. It broke my heart, cause I kept shooting it back, but then I realised he was fucked, so I accepted it. I then lasted 10 seconds after his death, and spent the next few lives trying to track him down, but I couldn't.
Also, whoever plays Facepunch cells, you're huge dickheads. I kept blatantly feeding you mass and you still kept trying to eat me. Cunt.
I find it really odd how the Facepunch skin is so clean and properly sized, while all the other skins seem to have been made in messy MSPaint
Also I wish that it was possible to be using a skin, while still having your own name for the cell.
I think there's far, far, far too many players per instance. This stuff turns into a chaotic mosh-pit too fast
[QUOTE=Nexosz;47690849]I think there's far, far, far too many players per instance. This stuff turns into a chaotic mosh-pit too fast[/QUOTE]
no such thing as too many players
[QUOTE=MuffinZerg;47690603]But when a small blob fucks up someone's #1-#5 place just for the sake of it he doesn't get punished in any way.[/QUOTE]
The punishment is the risk involved in sacrificing mass to attempt to attack a larger cell in this way. All too many times when I was trying to defend my cell from a much larger cell that had me cornered, I either successfully split him or lost enough mass to get consumed by a smaller cell.
Also it seems like nobody on Reddit thinks the same either.
the other day i was isis and i fed this other isis, he consumed a dude and then fed me
it felt great for allah
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PVvLpFbxPE[/media]
[editline]9th May 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=MuffinZerg;47689920]No, it's fine. The game is not supposed to be played this way. Decay ensures that big guys can't stay big without taking risks (aka splitting).[/QUOTE]
for you
[QUOTE=MuffinZerg;47690603]But when a small blob fucks up someone's #1-#5 place just for the sake of it he doesn't get punished in any way.
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First, you kinda need to collect a certain amount of mass before you can fully 'shoot' a virus.
Second, you're weak as hell when you're collecting / shooting, and if you wish to absorb the big guy after splitting him, you need to collect even more so that you'll still be big enough after shooting a virus. If you're not big enough, you might even get absorbed by the split-out smaller cells after splitting.
It takes effort to split a big cell.
I've been ruining everything for all the big cells, causing them to explode by feeding my mass into the green spike balls.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;47690867]no such thing as too many players[/QUOTE]
Only such thing as too tiny map
[img]http://i.imgur.com/FQGxffo.png[/img]
[QUOTE=-Rusty-;47691063]I've been ruining everything for all the big cells, causing them to explode by feeding my mass into the green spike balls.[/QUOTE]
Fucking hotheads man
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