agar.io is a multiplayer web browser game where you control a blob that eats other blobs controlled - Games

[QUOTE=Te Great Skeeve;47693590]when I get spaced by the biggest cell while in the smallest form I rage quit every single time. Or worse, get into number one position then the game randomly fucking disconnects you to another one.[/QUOTE] Oh man.. Having any mass blob split for you when you're only like.. 15 mass is completely ridiculous. Pick your battles, people.

[QUOTE=matt000024;47692292]Someone said you can eat viruses somehow. Is this true?[/QUOTE] If you are at max split, you can eat a virus with your biggest blob.

Strategicly doesn't even make sense, You are much more vunderable as many smaller targets, than one big target, so it's not even worth it. Literally just being greedy and going for everyone instead of the sensible targets (slightly smaller than yourself)

me and another dude teamed up. We would help each other by consuming each other's split cells and feeding them back, and I would split -> split to eat anybody near, and pour the cells back into him. He would then spam w on me, and repeat. We got to #1 and #2 and held it for like 30 minutes. It was so strong that when I accidentally ate him, I fed him up to #2 without losing first place. Fucking "big e=======>" you are a bro.

[QUOTE=Shadow187(FP);47691129][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/FQGxffo.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]finally some recognition for sealand

I got third as nick Jr. sadly I got spiked and square square square... symbol guy ate me up. I tried giving him some pellets but he got greedy.

who was in europe as facepunch right now? was in 3rd place and fed all of me to u. i was proud jew

I started doing well ever since I started playing as Student Debt. *sigh*

as "they smell you" I just fed a facepuncher to victory and he repaid the favor by splitting to eat my last remaining blob

I love this game so much, I'm trying to show it to more of my friends. It never ceases to be a source of quick amusement and a good way to kill time waiting for something. EDIT: Some pictures of my run as Adam Sandler and as Doge. It's hard enough to crack the top 10, but I want to crack the top 5. [img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/K8LXjkT.png[/img_thumb] [img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/fkJW1G6.png[/img_thumb]

All these new icons, and still no love for England.

As Student Debt, I worked with Jewish Greed to take the top spots. I was unfortunately finally defeated by #KillStudentDebt.

who wants to team with me

Was playing as 2ch.hk last night, started feeding Sweden like boss, he begins to feed me back sometimes. Suddenly, he's number #3, I'm number #9, and #1's getting him. Suicide-dive into Sweden, boosting him to #2, guy becomes just barely big enough to survive. Sweden becomes my big brother, watching over me and feeding me when I get rekt. This game's blobs eating other blobs, and even that has more character than a ton of today's games. It's amazing really.

had some cunt named wojak following me around for a long damn time, he was slightly bigger than i was and kept trying to force me between him and another bigger blob eventually (and i'm talking like 5-10 minutes) his plan worked, and he grew a lot bigger. So, I build up my mass and follow him around, then repeatedly shove viruses into his ass until he explodes into a million tiny wojaks... just as another blob who was slightly smaller than he was rolls by, consumes every last bit of wojak and puts an end to his tyranny later i noticed a whole ton of blobs going around feeding into him on purpose. what a tool.

I was a little wojak and I tried helping this big wojak (I think he may be the one you're talking about) and he was such a cunt. Even after I'd drained my 100 mass multiple times into him to help, he still tried to eat me, and basically ignored me. Felt like a spurned lover. I'd done my best as a little blob to help a brother in name out and he just threw me by the side of the road. I later got crushed between him and some other blobs, and even in my dying moments, I ran into him.

i play as NO SLEEP TILL and I got to number 4/3000~ people this is the biggest achievement in my whole life.

[QUOTE=Just2Rusty;47695641]i play as NO SLEEP TILL and I got to number 4/3000~ people this is the biggest achievement in my whole life.[/QUOTE] What do you mean 3000?

i got over excited and added a 0. there was about 300 people playing on the server. also dont know who was playing as facepunch but i tried to hang with you and you kept dying.

Fuck, I was about to become the biggest blob on the server when I had my first disconnect: [t]http://puu.sh/hIb9E/9292bd84bb.PNG[/t] [B]SO CLOSE[/B]

[QUOTE=Just2Rusty;47695663]i got over excited and added a 0. there was about 300 people playing on the server. also dont know who was playing as facepunch but i tried to hang with you and you kept dying.[/QUOTE] What do you mean 300? The number next to the region you chose is total amount of players on all the different servers in that region. I don't think there is any official numbers, but I assume there is about 30-50 players per server.

[QUOTE=dgg;47695672]What do you mean 300? The number next to the region you chose is total amount of players on all the different servers in that region. I don't think there is any official numbers, but I assume there is about 30-50 players per server.[/QUOTE] I didn't know that. It felt like 300!

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[QUOTE=byoptime;47695786]mobile version output -snip-[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/p5F6hIZ.png?1[/img]

Was helping people out as the name ''Tiny Friend'' but most people died after a while even though i fed them. Eventually I reached 9K and was on Nr.1 on EU and then I got bored and gave it to someone playing as Facepunch

Was playing as Teammate 1 with a guy called Team and he got to the 2nd position, and we were trying to take down titanium, but damn. My teammate wasn't thinking clearly. I was positioned perfectly to fire a virus into Titanium, but I didn't have enough mass and no one was throwing any my way! In the end, Titanium saw what I was trying to do and instead shot the virus into Team, and I quit, cause it was a sad sad day

[QUOTE=Tools;47695964][img]http://i.imgur.com/p5F6hIZ.png?1[/img][/QUOTE] It's finally reached the point where Chinese are making mobile knock-offs of it. That's when you know you've made something popular. this fucker is determined to keep coming back and spam the knock-off here too lol.

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Where's the fun in that