agar.io is a multiplayer web browser game where you control a blob that eats other blobs controlled - Games

I love meeting friendly players and every time we encounter each other we throw a bit of mass back and forth between us, so we know the truce is still on.

I noticed that if you can stay on the leader board for a while, you might come across someone claiming to be your ass.

[QUOTE=Catscratch;47730082]Fucking hell. These 3 koreans kept teaming up on everyone this is US West fuck off [IMG]http://puu.sh/hOgzn/df4c6b9dfe.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Anyone can use google translate

Tried playing as Black Cock. Someone named KKK fed his entire blob to me on purpose.

I remember playing as the USSR and then having a guy named Vladimir Putin feed himself to me on purpose every time.

I hate when the game freezes you, and you just move randomly sometimes, losing all control forever.

Fuck, got to like #4 as Facepunch and the server restarted :v:

got to number 2, got bored and fed myself into number 1.. he got very big.

I just bargained with a big blob by feeding him a few times to eat the guy next to me :v: I love this game so much.

I just witnessed Facepunch getting gangbanged from #1 to the bottom as That Cat on the US server Rip ;_;

The game's "plot" reminds me of an old animated cartoon called "King-Size Canary". There was a bottle of growth potion which could turn even the smallest beings into giants. Some animals tried to use it in order to eat each other, since one had to be bigger (strictly bigger, not just equal) than the others to eat them. [t]http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/cartoonfatness/images/4/45/King-Size_Canary_%281947%29flv_snapshot_11.png/revision/latest?cb=20140212204204[/t] [t]http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/cartoonfatness/images/c/c0/King-Size_Canary_%281947%29flv_snapshot_13.png/revision/latest?cb=20140212210536[/t] [t]http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/cartoonfatness/images/b/be/King-Size_Canary_%281947%29flv_snapshot_15.png/revision/latest?cb=20140212210756[/t]

[QUOTE=bulka96;47735191]The game's "plot" reminds me of an old animated cartoon called "King-Size Canary". There was a bottle of growth potion which could turn even the smallest beings into giants. Some animals tried to use it in order to eat each other, since one had to be bigger (strictly bigger, not just equal) than the others to eat them. [t]http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/cartoonfatness/images/4/45/King-Size_Canary_%281947%29flv_snapshot_11.png/revision/latest?cb=20140212204204[/t] [t]http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/cartoonfatness/images/c/c0/King-Size_Canary_%281947%29flv_snapshot_13.png/revision/latest?cb=20140212210536[/t] [t]http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/cartoonfatness/images/b/be/King-Size_Canary_%281947%29flv_snapshot_15.png/revision/latest?cb=20140212210756[/t][/QUOTE] Man, deviantart would [B]love[/B] this show.

Someone popped the head-honcho in the server I was in by feeding a spike orb. I cannibalized his remains and became #1 for about 2 minutes before I got boxed in by lesser players and they popped me. Shit's brutal.

I keep spawning in the corner and getting munched by bigger blobs... That and being Nigel Farage makes a surprising amount of people gang up on me.

[QUOTE=Ripper Roo;47735227]Man, deviantart would [B]love[/B] this show.[/QUOTE] This show is probably the root cause.

God, I love the relationship that emerges from this game without the need of a single word. As "PK Love Ω", a guy virus'd me, but I really didn't want him to win so I fed all of my little broken cells to a guy named "Lost the game" instead. Since then, that guy decided to stick with me and we would mutualy feed each other. We both befriended the biggest blob too, named "Peace". Us 3 would help each other, that was amazing! Working together like that, we were pretty much invincible. The funniest part is that at any time, both of those dudes could have just eaten me. I don't know what drives people to be friendly like that. Normaly, I'd expect the total opposite when it comes to games like that. 10/10 game regardless.

What's this about "virus's" ? Are you just referring to the splitting up stuff or is there a whole other feature I haven't figured out yet?

[QUOTE=Wickerman123;47737161]What's this about "virus's" ? Are you just referring to the splitting up stuff or is there a whole other feature I haven't figured out yet?[/QUOTE] Viruses are the spiky blobs.

[QUOTE=Wickerman123;47737161]What's this about "virus's" ? Are you just referring to the splitting up stuff or is there a whole other feature I haven't figured out yet?[/QUOTE] Viruses are the green spiky orbs, you can make them "split" by feeding them around 10 blobs with W and it will shoot off into the other direction. If you are larger than a virus and touch it's core you will be split into several cells, making you a prime target for hungry cells.

Need OP to edit in a massive FAQ.

Went around as "Your Friend" yesterday and befriended two guys who kept switching places in the leaderboard by giving their mass to the other. I'd give them some of my mass and when they wanted to, they'd give me some back. There were some points where they accidentally consumed me and once i found my way back, they'd give me my mass back, it was quite nice.

You fucking shitlords who just ate me after I helped you get big on US West

so chandler bing kills stalin, fights off hitler and then gets killed by an unnamed attacker is this canon in friends lore?

Was over at a friends and he became legendarily huge, he was larger than the next 4 people on the scoreboard combined. He was getting bored though and his gf had just finished making some neat snacks so he just found a super tiny little ayy lmao and gave them all of his mass out of nowhere :v:

This game gets fun once you form "Alliances" As i was playing normally, on US West as Turgid One, though a bit more passively than usual, I ended up next to a Origin who was about to get eaten. Naturally, he suicides into me so I could eat his aggressor. Eventually I started to get HUGE, and I was Origin again, so I started feeding him and eating any large aggressors until he was around 7th place, while i was at the highly contested 2nd place. He gave me a huge mass boost when the top 3 started competing to eat the 5th place so they would be able to each everybody else, and I ended up in first place. I got bored, so I fed Origin everything, putting him way ahead in first place.

Thank you for sacrificing yourself to postal's ass. I fucked it all up. :v:

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/le9q5Fk.png[/IMG] R.I.P weeb slayer, my not so little trooper who stayed alive for >80 minutes. Also I ran into a guy named "facepunch" who's that?

all this game does is make me extremely bitter towards other players, lol

Facepunch, why? :c I was rrerr.

Nothing feels worse than accidentally popping a teammate. If you got popped by a blob named Oxygen, I'm so sorry.