agar.io is a multiplayer web browser game where you control a blob that eats other blobs controlled - Games

Anyone else tired of those [EKSi] clanshitters? I started using their clan tag and they were feeding me mass.

[t]http://i.imgur.com/0h9M9Jp.jpg[/t] ehehehehe

[img]http://i.imgur.com/MK922IA.png[/img] people just kept sitting there and I kept getting fatter. Eventually people were feeding into me and just running into me. then the server reset. I rq'd so hard I broke my kb.

we really need to have a list of skins that the man who made this keeps

you know what we desperately need in this game? [img]http://puu.sh/hSAdF/462551171f.jpg[/img] realistic face skins

I was going by Squid and I met someone called Squish and we became the best of friends until we both died horribly The tales of squid and squish should've had a happy ending

Haha sniped some HKG scrub and bumped myself from a completely nobody with like 300mass to number 2 on 2k in a single go. They were fucking [b]PISSED[/b]. The top guy had all these other little shits hanging around him that he'd feed to split viruses to take out myself and others. Got fed a ton by randoms though that I assume was because they weren't keen on HKG either. Really pays off to help out a few others every now and then. Tried feeding a facepuncher I spotted briefly but he zipped off and I didn't see him again. Called myself, "Not Sorry" and it really played out perfectly with that single virus split I did.

Nothing more rewarding than getting an awesome virus shot off into some arrogant fat fuck, and then running in to eat all his mass. It's hilarious when he goes from being cocky and slowly moving to devour everyone, to "oh shit oh shit I'm gonna be poor" as he tries desperately to hide all his little blobs. I sometimes have it backfire on me, though. I get too greedy, run in and eat most of his mass, and then he quickly turns into me and I get gobbled up.

Yeah this one game I played was intense. I got virus sniped at least 3 times but I was so big these guys kept eating up all my little ones and then just getting absorbed back into my main blob which saved me a heap of effort.

I was playing Team Battles on US West. A player by the name of おちんちん ("penis") kept eating me, so I changed my name to まんこ ("pussy") and he started shooting mass into me, then left me alone.

Whenever I'm giant I'm in perpetual fear that I'll be wandering across the map and a spike cell will spawn right where I am

[QUOTE=Zukriuchen;47753986]you know what we desperately need in this game? [img]http://puu.sh/hSAdF/462551171f.jpg[/img] realistic face skins[/QUOTE] I got something better realistic ANIMATED face skins [IMG]http://cdn0.dailydot.com/uploaded/images/original/2013/1/7/cage51.gif[/IMG]

The best is when somebody hits you with a virus and then you eat them anyway.

Speaking of viruses I came across this earlier [t]http://i.imgur.com/NqhANtS.png[/t] It spread even further to the left, like a giant virus snake

Not sure who that facepunch was on east, but I was the squid that fed itself to you. Had to go back to work.

[QUOTE=Cliff2;47757691]Not sure who that facepunch was on east, but I was the squid that fed itself to you. Had to go back to work.[/QUOTE] I was on east, "Griffin" I ate a few "Facepunch" people. :)

Thank you facepunch for making rrerr possible. :v: [editline]19th May 2015[/editline] Needs more rrerr. [t]http://i.imgur.com/zqPjg6v.jpg[/t]

[IMG]http://i57.tinypic.com/2ex30x1.png[/IMG] First time playing this while high I set a new highscore :v:

Smarked x1

[QUOTE=Pigbear;47753903]we really need to have a list of skins that the man who made this keeps[/QUOTE] [url=http://pastebin.com/ZyRg3hja]Here's[/url] all the skins from the most recent version. Let me know if I missed one.

[QUOTE=Cheshy;47757429]Speaking of viruses I came across this earlier [t]http://i.imgur.com/NqhANtS.png[/t] It spread even further to the left, like a giant virus snake[/QUOTE] this has inspired me from now on i will not seek to injest my fellow blob, but to partake in a wonderful construction of grand virus settlements, wherin all small little innocents may find peace from the tyranny of the big blobs

I was ISIS one game and got up to number 2. I left the guy running around as Facepunch alone

[QUOTE=BrickInHead;47759364]this has inspired me from now on i will not seek to injest my fellow blob, but to partake in a wonderful construction of grand virus settlements, wherin all small little innocents may find peace from the tyranny of the big blobs[/QUOTE] gl with that. Making viruses split when you're only around 200 mass (which is how far I usually get when I'm passive, anything more makes me get eaten) is a pain in the ass. On top of that, even if you manage to see your little virus utopia come to fruition, you'll have assholes who are just small enough to fit in running through to eat all the hiding little blobs, or - worse yet (I am guilty of this) - lying in wait within one of the viruses waiting for a small little naive bugger to come in and hide. [editline]20th May 2015[/editline] It's a beautiful dream though, and you are a beautiful man for wanting it to happen. Beautiful, but oh so naive.

[QUOTE=loopoo;47760973]gl with that. Making viruses split when you're only around 200 mass (which is how far I usually get when I'm passive, anything more makes me get eaten) is a pain in the ass. On top of that, even if you manage to see your little virus utopia come to fruition, you'll have assholes who are just small enough to fit in running through to eat all the hiding little blobs, or - worse yet (I am guilty of this) - lying in wait within one of the viruses waiting for a small little naive bugger to come in and hide. [editline]20th May 2015[/editline] It's a beautiful dream though, and you are a beautiful man for wanting it to happen. Beautiful, but oh so naive.[/QUOTE] What's really amusing is when someone is just small enough to fit in a virus and they think they're safe, but you feed them one pellet and they explode. :v:

I can't get enough of this game. I love feeding smaller people to help them survive.

note to self: being Confederate or Nazi or Hitler is like walking into a KKK meeting as a black person.

[IMG]http://puu.sh/hPKDS/50b06251eb.png[/IMG] RIP Benis empire, gone but not forgotten....

whoever is named facepunch. thank you.

From the makers of Agar.io comes [url]http://cursors.io/[/url] :v:

Does Cursors save? And does it actually end?