agar.io is a multiplayer web browser game where you control a blob that eats other blobs controlled - Games

I'm usually Motorsheep, but just now, I called myself "NIGGERS" and was promptly eaten by a blob called "Watermelon".

I see that there is not much left to do once you are at the top. So I sacrificed myself. The name was NOPENOPENOPE at the time. There was a player with a red ball whose name I forgot. I spared him after eating one of his twin blobs, and shot some matter at him. After that, we kept feeding each other whenever we met. So if it was one of you guys: thanks. That was pretty fun.

I just became Galactus when I was playing as a Wojak a couple of minutes ago. I got super fed and ended up on place 1, while tiny sweden kept lingering around me to lure me to digestable targets and occasionally feeding me parts of itself. We lived a happy live and all was good untill the German Nation came..

So I've been on a quest to find the longest possible character symbols. I think my quest may be finally over. [img]http://i.imgur.com/mJ58CAP.png[/img]

What the hell, man. I was looking to end my run as Taylor Swift when I saw a Facepunch guy going around all small like, so I expelled all that I could in his direction and he just ran away... Do you hate Taylor Swift so much that you refuse to take 2000+ mass as a gift?

sometimes people are paranoid af and think it's a trap, even though it can seem so obvious that it ain't I hate when I expel mass for a certain lil dude, only for him to flake and fuck off and some medium-sized assface swoops in and takes it. like, bitch, I didn't want your fatass to have it, I wanted to help the little man! [editline]30th May 2015[/editline] also, every single FP blob I've seen has been 100% utter asswipe. even if you show them kindness, they'll still try and kill you. so cheers facepunch, for being jerks :(

[QUOTE=loopoo;47836015]sometimes people are paranoid af and think it's a trap, even though it can seem so obvious that it ain't I hate when I expel mass for a certain lil dude, only for him to flake and fuck off and some medium-sized assface swoops in and takes it. like, bitch, I didn't want your fatass to have it, I wanted to help the little man! [editline]30th May 2015[/editline] also, every single FP blob I've seen has been 100% utter asswipe. even if you show them kindness, they'll still try and kill you. so cheers facepunch, for being jerks :([/QUOTE] Yeah, I don't know how 30+ mass ejected pellets could be misconstrued... But.. Then again, this is Facepunch.

Maybe people saw us being friendly to eachother and started impersonating us, like we did to other clans. :tinfoil:

[QUOTE=Rich209;47835932]So I've been on a quest to find the longest possible character symbols. I think my quest may be finally over. [img]http://i.imgur.com/mJ58CAP.png[/img][/QUOTE] ﷽ is the widest unicode character. I always play as ﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽, let's make this long name party happnen

[QUOTE=cartman300;47635586]You wait some time and the parts will automatically merge when they touch. You'll figure out the time is over when your parts start to overlap when you move, then you can merge.[/QUOTE] Seriously!?! Last I was playing with the name Glen Coco on mobile. LOL me can't split into this tiny Blob. [editline]30th May 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=MechaKat;47789456]Wonder if there's any facepuncher's on Europe. Sometimes I find them but don't know if they're either random people using the name or not, I usually give a blob regardless to them.[/QUOTE] What?!?! I'm Glen Coco, playing on Europe server. [editline]30th May 2015[/editline] Well, Glen Cocos do not Agree with big, big Blobs. Even if you feed them bits of you, they eat your whole mass. Even if they're in your clan after it becomes FFA. :words: [editline]30th May 2015[/editline] :rock:LOL if I was you, I would stuff my whole mass into a Scotland then leave. [editline]30th May 2015[/editline] Glen Coco hates [B]BIG[/B] blobs. These [U]suck.[/U] [editline]30th May 2015[/editline] For loleris stop swearing about [$]s and Facepunches because FamilySite [editline]30th May 2015[/editline] :nws: NEWSFLASH stop killing Glen Cocos :suicide: [editline]30th May 2015[/editline] Lol :v: [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Gimmick" - postal))[/highlight]

I've been playing US West as "Olivia Wilde" a lot. I mostly play teams servers

[QUOTE=lavacano;47840804]I've been playing US West as "Olivia Wilde" a lot. I mostly play teams servers[/QUOTE] I might have to go on as House, which I've been watching a lot of recently.

[QUOTE=lavacano;47840804]I've been playing US West as "Olivia Wilde" a lot. I mostly play teams servers[/QUOTE] Huh. I alternate from US East and US West and have seen Oscar Wilde, and Gene Wilder.. But no Olivia Wilde.

I have been experimenting with writing AI script for Agar.io. So far i got a simple AI to work, which just collects a random food it sees. [editline]31st May 2015[/editline] For those who want to try it (it really sucks atm, but is fun to see it actually works). [url]https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/10160-agar-io-bot[/url]

damn, if you could make a script that causes those bots to run into you, that'd be awesome

That is only first version. Its possible to improve a lot. And what you suggested is easy to do too. I could make it ram into other bots with certain nicks. I could in theory create hive of these. They would collect food and give it to certain named blob.

[QUOTE=creec;47842584]That is only first version. Its possible to improve a lot. And what you suggested is easy to do too. I could make it ram into other bots with certain nicks. I could in theory create hive of these. They would collect food and give it to certain named blob.[/QUOTE] It wouldn't really be worthwhile, though. That counts on the bot to be clever enough to avoid being eaten, collect enough food to matter, and most of all, it would have to find the specified blob. Which, as it happens, would be difficult. The variance of obstacles is just too vast. And considering the value of the outcome, it isn't really worth it. It would be far easier to just pay a friend a couple bucks. Or a few beers.

Gettin really tired of 5 people in a server all named "W = friendly" all circlejerking to kill the top dog and stay on top.

[QUOTE=creec;47842584]That is only first version. Its possible to improve a lot. And what you suggested is easy to do too. I could make it ram into other bots with certain nicks. I could in theory create hive of these. They would collect food and give it to certain named blob.[/QUOTE] agro AI wars. Imagine masking Names so you could infiltrate opponents work flow.

[QUOTE=MechaKat;47789456]Wonder if there's any facepuncher's on Europe. Sometimes I find them but don't know if they're either random people using the name or not, I usually give a blob regardless to them.[/QUOTE] I'm in the region and I usually play as Facepunch or Motorsheep, but mostly on the US servers because Europe with its 40k players is unplayable for me most of the time.

I don't understand why people play as teams in FFA. It's fucking dumb.

[QUOTE=Doom64hunter;47844288]I don't understand why people play as teams in FFA. It's fucking dumb.[/QUOTE] It's always been like that, in any given FFA game.

Just use their name, get them to help you, then eat all of them

God there's a lot of people online, the creator must be very happy with how popular it is

Improved bot ai a bit. And i'm not trying to make it useful. This is just fun experiment i wanted to try. Bot now follows closest food and avoids (kinda) blobs that are bigger than it. [editline]31st May 2015[/editline] [t]http://a.pomf.se/pyfnsa.Png[/t] Game reset and BOT managed to reach top 10. Wohoo! It now combines with other BOT's and "Facepunch" named blobs.

[QUOTE=Author.;47844602]God there's a lot of people online, the creator must be very happy with how popular it is[/QUOTE] Why the boxes?

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/zhi59RQ.png[/IMG] I've been stuck here for half an hour. Haven't seen any other players. Just me and the afk cursors on the left.

Common guys,what is the fun in this shit It's boring(too lame) [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Gimmick" - postal))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=Gezilla Baron;47846379]Common guys,what is the fun in this shit It's boring(too lame)[/QUOTE] why don't you post this in the other big threads too are you just trying to start a shitstorm

he just mad cause his country doesn't have a skin