League of Legends v35 - Gangplank appreciation thread
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[QUOTE=keda009;51602805]Silver's average? Huh that's pretty low...[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.leagueofgraphs.com/rankings/rank-distribution[/url]
(currently disproportionately bronze because of the new season)
At the end of most seasons its about 50% silver, 30% bronze, 10-15% gold, 10-5% everything else.
Currently its 47% bronze, 34% silver, 11% gold, 5% plat, 3% everything else.
Silver is by definition average elo. Gold/plat is by definition above average. Diamond+ is high elo. Well, right now because its the new season, bronze is litterally average elo.
My first promo game this season and when I went in champ select the first message was instantly "If you are afk or feed I'll start trolling" ... ugh.
AAAAND she's inting
Nevermind, she stopped inting and we won, thank God.
[QUOTE=GentlemanLexi;51601482]this rengar kept calling me a faggot for ks'ing using my ulti as gangplank[/QUOTE]
This. This shit is what I was talking about.
People going "Wuaaah wuaaaah ks". For fucks sake the enemy is DEAD now go push or farm or jerk in a corner, don't just stand there typing "ks ks ks ks ks" like a retarded robot on magnets
[editline]31st December 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=Gorgus;51602821]My first promo game this season and when I went in champ select the first message was instantly "If you are afk or feed I'll start trolling" ... ugh.
AAAAND she's inting
Nevermind, she stopped inting and we won, thank God.[/QUOTE]
What's "inting"?
Singed players, stop building Righteous Glory. It's terrifying. You're race car enough as it is.
ughh. terrible losing streak even with a one week break in between to lose some tilt. just twenty games nonstop of defeat. what can you even do, just stop playing altogether for a while? tried going back to review what I/my team did and besides a few honest mistakes it's just horrible matchups to me.
[QUOTE=RJ102;51605303]ughh. terrible losing streak even with a one week break in between to lose some tilt. just twenty games nonstop of defeat. what can you even do, just stop playing altogether for a while? tried going back to review what I/my team did and besides a few honest mistakes it's just horrible matchups to me.[/QUOTE]
it's either you take a longer break or you just keep playing
Get a stack, stomp some normals to rebuild morale
[QUOTE=RJ102;51605303]ughh. terrible losing streak even with a one week break in between to lose some tilt. just twenty games nonstop of defeat. what can you even do, just stop playing altogether for a while? tried going back to review what I/my team did and besides a few honest mistakes it's just horrible matchups to me.[/QUOTE]
The reason you get tilted so much is because you've put so much importance on the game and winning the game that you have decided to do things like look deep into your previous games to find the problem, and considering to stop playing because you've started losing a little.
I'm not saying that's a bad thing to do, to review your old games but it shows you aren't really in it to have fun; you're just in it to rank up and win. Just go in, play the game and don't care what happens; especially when it's just your teammates who mess up. Does it really matter to you if you get Diamond, or Master? I mean it's really just an E-peen thing.
Our jungler started spam pinging our mid (litterally pinging whenever it came off cooldown solid... for 20 fucking minutes) because they gave first blood and died again. Mid is like "dude stop" and then our jung starts spamming the N word, "wow pussy kid" kys etc etc.
Mid just starts int feeding because he "doesn't want this asshole to win". Honestly I agree.
Like, nice job trundle, you turned a losing lane in to a lost game by being an insufferable cunt! I told him that he's the reason he lost the game for us, and he wouldn't have it. Literally too retarded to realize his actions have consequences. Told him to grow up and get a job in post game (his op.gg shows him playing 10 hours a day for as far as it goes back...), "HUR DUURRRR OI MAKE LE 6 FIGURES" , ask for proof, he goes "kys fag" and immediately DCs.
Fuck I hate this games community some times.
in far less aggravating news
i've managed to go from 0 LP to 100 LP without losing a single game (that loss is from promos I think)
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Need to spend some time working on your CSing, friendo.
[QUOTE=Lijitsu;51607315]Need to spend some time working on your CSing, friendo.[/QUOTE]
yeah, most games I'm forced to leave lane to help others since they're usually fucking up hard and early game in silver is just a clownfest
i've decided to stop complaining about champions and instead, playing them.
and its just fucking dumb, syndra, lee sin, darius, master yi.
Picked up Sejuani yesterday, played a game with her. I couldn't tell you what but there's [I]something[/I] I don't like about her.
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;51609275]Picked up Sejuani yesterday, played a game with her. I couldn't tell you what but there's [I]something[/I] I don't like about her.[/QUOTE]
she's very team reliant, which is a problem since my teammates are always mentally handicapped children
[editline]2nd January 2017[/editline]
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and the GP train continues, Silver 3 now
Alright so I took a break after yesterday.
First game today, the support says, "I can't supp guys, nevermind I'll just troll".
This happens like every second game now, I don't know what to do anymore.
I've had someone get autofilled support in ranked, mentioned he didn't have any support champs and then got mad when we gave him shit for that and the fact that 'he didn't play lol to play support'.
Like, why are these people even playing ranked?
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;51610120]I've had someone get autofilled support in ranked, mentioned he didn't have any support champs and then got mad when we gave him shit for that and the fact that 'he didn't play lol to play support'.
Like, why are these people even playing ranked?[/QUOTE]
i'm fully prepared to swap lane to go support just so i don't lose the game because of those kind of people
at least braum is nice and optimistic unlike my teammates
I won last round, despite our support being a total douche.
Started a new round, same thing happened: "I got autofilled support, I don't have any support champions blah blah blah"
The same thing, twice in a row.
That's what the support said before the round started:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/yoFXecL.png[/IMG]
Holy fuck he went on like that the whole round
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/XeODaa4.png[/IMG]
How are people like him not permabanned yet.
I was playing a normal game and decided to have some fun because I woke up in a shitty mood, so I locked in Ryze support. My ADC tilted immediately, but locked in Ezreal and we played laning fine. We lost levels 1/2 - against Ashe/Teemo, go fucking figure - but I got a huge chunk on Teemo when he came back from a buy after 3 or 4 and reset their pressure. No flashes bot lane, Lee comes and ganks. We get a double and the tower. We win lane with Ryze support. I rotate mid. Teemo follows. Ezreal and Ashe stay bot lane.
Fast forward 10 minutes. I'm still hovering around the map but especially mid, so is Teemo. Neither of us have been back to bot lane really, the ADCs are doing whatever down there. The top laners saw more of the map. Ezreal is now pushed up to their T2 while we're pushing in mid. He dies to a gank. Two minutes later, this happens again. And then again. And again. And it keeps happening. We literally tell him 'you are overextending, bot tower is gone, rotate mid with us.' He just says LeBlanc is broken - that chain length does need nerfing, I don't care who you are that's fucking ridiculous - and keeps mindlessly pushing. We've been pinging him this entire time that people are MIA and where they are definitely 100% going, and he never once backs off.
Around 25 minutes in he starts saying "support?" in chat over and over again like it's my job to feed with him. He makes a comment about the lane being 1v2 from the start. The rest of the team is thankfully on my side, reminding him that A, we won lane and B, he's incredibly overextended. Keep in mind I have actually been doing shit with the rest of the team, it's not like I'm sitting in mid just soaking XP and money. I am probably also doing that, but that's hindsight and I need to not do that next time. I've facilitated kills, I've gotten people to safety, I'm warding, I'm waveclearing when I need to, holding waves, etc.. I'm doing support things, just on Ryze. The only time he is not in bot lane is when he is dead, and after I buy a ZZ'rot to put in bot lane. At which point he goes top and does not leave.
We take baron, then elder, then end through bot lane with an E + W root into Cho silence into knockup onto LeBlanc and an insec into E + W root on Ashe.
Could we have done that with another support? Probably. But we didn't and everyone except the Ezreal had fun, so who the fuck cares. It's a normal.
[editline]1st January 2017[/editline]
My next game I was joking about picking Ryze support and my team was all for it, but the enemy team banned Ryze. Someone leaked my secret OP strats.
[QUOTE=Lijitsu;51610519]I was playing a normal game and decided to have some fun because I woke up in a shitty mood, so I locked in Ryze support. My ADC tilted immediately, but locked in Ezreal and we played laning fine. We lost levels 1/2 - against Ashe/Teemo, go fucking figure - but I got a huge chunk on Teemo when he came back from a buy after 3 or 4 and reset their pressure. No flashes bot lane, Lee comes and ganks. We get a double and the tower. We win lane with Ryze support. I rotate mid. Teemo follows. Ezreal and Ashe stay bot lane.
Fast forward 10 minutes. I'm still hovering around the map but especially mid, so is Teemo. Neither of us have been back to bot lane really, the ADCs are doing whatever down there. The top laners saw more of the map. Ezreal is now pushed up to their T2 while we're pushing in mid. He dies to a gank. Two minutes later, this happens again. And then again. And again. And it keeps happening. We literally tell him 'you are overextending, bot tower is gone, rotate mid with us.' He just says LeBlanc is broken - that chain length does need nerfing, I don't care who you are that's fucking ridiculous - and keeps mindlessly pushing. We've been pinging him this entire time that people are MIA and where they are definitely 100% going, and he never once backs off.
Around 25 minutes in he starts saying "support?" in chat over and over again like it's my job to feed with him. He makes a comment about the lane being 1v2 from the start. The rest of the team is thankfully on my side, reminding him that A, we won lane and B, he's incredibly overextended. Keep in mind I have actually been doing shit with the rest of the team, it's not like I'm sitting in mid just soaking XP and money. I am probably also doing that, but that's hindsight and I need to not do that next time. I've facilitated kills, I've gotten people to safety, I'm warding, I'm waveclearing when I need to, holding waves, etc.. I'm doing support things, just on Ryze. The only time he is not in bot lane is when he is dead, and after I buy a ZZ'rot to put in bot lane. At which point he goes top and does not leave.
We take baron, then elder, then end through bot lane with an E + W root into Cho silence into knockup onto LeBlanc and an insec into E + W root on Ashe.
Could we have done that with another support? Probably. But we didn't and everyone except the Ezreal had fun, so who the fuck cares. It's a normal.
[editline]1st January 2017[/editline]
My next game I was joking about picking Ryze support and my team was all for it, but the enemy team banned Ryze. Someone leaked my secret OP strats.[/QUOTE]
always the crybaby adc, fucking always
if you don't push his carriage around and die with him when he's pushing the 2nd tower down when their entire team is missing then you're "bad supp noob"
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welcome kids to getting fucked
[QUOTE=Egevened;51611722][IMG]https://i.imgur.com/jxsRDXQ.png[/IMG]
welcome kids to getting fucked[/QUOTE]
Meanwhile I'm just tagging along for the ride and got a 10+ win streak in ranked out of it
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Back in plat again, Les go.
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i met a fucking mundo god his match history makes me laugh he has like an 80% win rate with mundo with 21 games and he fuckin goes PD before finishing a jungle item. he even had a game where he went IE first instead because hes snowballing i guess. it was so confusing and hilarious as he clapped kids with random crits
[QUOTE=kattolil;51612221][t]http://i.cubeupload.com/STAvL7.png[/t]
Back in plat again, Les go.[/QUOTE]
Welcome to the true elo hell
there goes my 11 winstreak thanks to leona and hecarim
hecarim ganks botlane, ends badly
leona flames him, hecarim goes afk
we lose the game because these two chimps couldn't chimp out for once in their miserable lives
at least the enemy team comforted me
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well shit that made me feel a bit better
Things that will never, ever stop being funny #38: people getting mad for tryharding when you're in ranked.
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