Made a pathfinder brawler that does grappling and disarm moves or basically any cool combat maneuver. Names Pliskin
No one in my group has figured it out yet (they don't play MGS I guess)
[QUOTE=Saxon;49857513]Made a pathfinder brawler that does grappling and disarm moves or basically any cool combat maneuver. Names Pliskin
No one in my group has figured it out yet (they don't play MGS I guess)[/QUOTE]
Does he look like Kurt Russel though?
Yes and the DM gave me a stone that allows me to talk to my commander secretly (me and the DM text during the session)
I'm kind of tempted to have an opposing runner like that in my SR game but only one person would get in melee with him, and having a martial arts master ho down in a hail of gunfire seems anticlimactic.
Easy solution, give him some of that armor with flashpak's all over it
Rave-in-a-can and martial artist. Think how memorable it'd be
but thats a thing, flashweave
almost got it but then i realized shockweave is significantly more hilarious
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;49857903]but thats a thing, flashweave
almost got it but then i realized shockweave is significantly more hilarious[/QUOTE]
Yea that's it I forgot the exact name
And failing that, some flashbangs to soften them up so he can get into their midst while they're reeling
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;49855435]There are two kinds of Elves I absolutely adore.
Aen Elle, Imperialist Space Elves like from The Witcher, and Slavic Elves like from those /tg/ stories.
If you're playing your elf like a tree-hugging hippie then you're doing something wrong.[/QUOTE]
uhh yeah duh
High Elves >>>>>>> hippie Wood Elves
i mean come on this is just fact
[editline]3rd March 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=Nerts;49857557]I'm kind of tempted to have an opposing runner like that in my SR game but only one person would get in melee with him, and having a martial arts master ho down in a hail of gunfire seems anticlimactic.[/QUOTE]
Just challenge to a duel, mano-a-mano
i dont like hippie wood elves by you've deluded yourself if you think high elves are anywhere near good
that's like bottom tier picks fam step it up
at least hippie elves get their nature attunement and can have sick druids, high elves are just pussies
imagine respecting elves in any form
[QUOTE=Cloak Raider;49858024]imagine respecting elves in any form[/QUOTE]
can't be done
you're all just jealous of my super elven swagger
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;49857903]but thats a thing, flashweave
almost got it but then i realized shockweave is significantly more hilarious[/QUOTE]
Visual penalties apply to ranged attacks though, it's pretty good for reducing your chances of getting shot, although automatically zapping the shit out if people in a clinch is pretty great.
I will admit melee enemies have almost never come up in my game, because of exactly the same problem that they will get ventilated before getting in range
closest I think we came to a real melee fight was when the sammy fought a cloned adept on a rooftop at one point (it was out in public, and he hadn't brought any guns aside from his pistol anyway, so it was basically his only option) and even with only his combat knife he still fucking annihilated them despite being up against what was functionally a skilled monowhip user
meanwhile, when he's wading through enemy fire thanks to a damage-resistance pool of something like high-30's to 40's, playing with his katana, he has no such problems with being shot
I do admit I also have a serious problem with just loving to throw clouds of mooks at my players, so all of them being obliterated is pretty much SOP. Also how we've managed to get a bodycount of nearly 400 so easily, even accounting for the two huge bombs and shooting down an airliner
[QUOTE=Nerts;49857557]I'm kind of tempted to have an opposing runner like that in my SR game but only one person would get in melee with him, and having a martial arts master ho down in a hail of gunfire seems anticlimactic.[/QUOTE]
I accept all challenges.
The hoboman should really learn some martial arts.
Martial arts improve everything.
[QUOTE=UzumakaiPatch;49858690]I accept all challenges.[/QUOTE]
I figured, but everyone else is still going to open up on him if it looks like you're losing :v:
[editline]3rd March 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=elowin;49859153]The hoboman should really learn some martial arts.
Martial arts improve everything.[/QUOTE]
He's already pretty crazy with called shots, fights are gonna turn into this if he gets much better
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnGVoiJj3ng[/media]
[QUOTE=Nerts;49859198]I figured, but everyone else is still going to open up on him if it looks like you're losing :v:
[editline]3rd March 2016[/editline]
He's already pretty crazy with called shots, fights are gonna turn into this if he gets much better[/QUOTE]
Just more reason to spread out a bit more rather than putting everything into just shooting people, like they currently are
also never shoot into melee
[QUOTE=elowin;49859282]Just more reason to spread out a bit more rather than putting everything into just shooting people, like they currently are
also never shoot into melee[/QUOTE]
The cat doesn't understand bullets, it'll be fine.
[QUOTE=Nerts;49859348]The cat doesn't understand bullets, it'll be fine.[/QUOTE]
That's no excuse to shoot the cat!
So due to a Typo someone gave me an idea for a good joke weapon.How would one incorporate soup in a weapon? Should it attack with soup,produce soup,score hilarious amounts of damage against soup based enemies?
[QUOTE=JesseR92;49862708]So due to a Typo someone gave me an idea for a good joke weapon.How would one incorporate soup in a weapon? Should it attack with soup,produce soup,score hilarious amounts of damage against soup based enemies?[/QUOTE]
A sword that incidentally produces soup from the pommel. Only produces it when it comes into contact with blood, so when you're fighting undead or constructs you're good but fighting humans or animals the PCs just get covered in soup.
[QUOTE=JesseR92;49862708]So due to a Typo someone gave me an idea for a good joke weapon.How would one incorporate soup in a weapon? Should it attack with soup,produce soup,score hilarious amounts of damage against soup based enemies?[/QUOTE]
Soup bombs.
today on dungeons & dergs
lady patricia eisington, wizard of the esteemed ketrupeon college accepts an obviously cursed gift because 7 wisdom
[QUOTE=Mellowbloom;49863090]today on dungeons & dergs
lady patricia eisington, wizard of the esteemed ketrupeon college accepts an obviously cursed gift because 7 wisdom[/QUOTE]
Hey, magic is magic, who are wizards to judge what's a curse and what's a blessing? It's probably just misunderstood!
[QUOTE=Chronische;49863115]Hey, magic is magic, who are wizards to judge what's a curse and what's a blessing? It's probably just misunderstood![/QUOTE]
like I always say before I touch things I failed arcana checks on
applied arcana motherfuckers
[QUOTE=Rats808;49862793]Soup bombs.[/QUOTE]
The weapon I ended up with is a Bow of Soup no idea what im gonna make it do though.
[QUOTE=JesseR92;49863239]The weapon I ended up with is a Bow of Soup no idea what im gonna make it do though.[/QUOTE]
It's the most powerful weapon in the game: Turns targets into soup.
Also, earlier today in Earthdawn:
[quote]We reach the hamlet our two traders were supposed to be receiving goods from, and talked to Fasha, the big stereotypical witch-troll who probably founded the place/was our traders' supplier. We got half of her next shipment to the traders, then started making our way back. On the way, we got 'ambushed' by a guy named Banditto, and his bandittos. He was a massively annoying ponce and got right up in the Ork Troubadour's face, which triggered the ork's gahad and earned him a headbutt from the ork, followed by a smack from the Windling Thief's spear, then being completely fucking murdered by the ork's axe. The bandittos turned to run, but I, the Elf Nethermancer, threw an Astral Spear at one of them's leg to stop him from getting away, then our Obsidiman Warrior smacked one of them with his sword so hard he passed out.[/quote]
TL;DR don't be a ponce in front of the ork and you're golden
Which is bad news for our Swordmaster, because he's a massive ponce.
[QUOTE=JesseR92;49863239]The weapon I ended up with is a Bow of Soup no idea what im gonna make it do though.[/QUOTE]
Targets hit with an arrow bleed SOUP.
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