So we had to save our dwarf companion who was currently being ground to dust by a windmill powered trap I threw my backpack at the windmill (I'm a gunslinger). My backpack had 60 powder charges 2 grenades and some alchemists fire in it and then our druid shot a fireball at it. Someone somewhere along the line rolled a crit so we had to roll something on the order of 80d6 to calculate the damage.
Needless to say the windmill was not standing anymore. It also alerted every enemy in the campaign so this will be fun
[editline]20th October 2015[/editline]
OH GOD APPARENTLY THE BOSS HAD RUN INSIDE THE WINDMILL BEFORE WE BLEW IT UP LMAO
[editline]20th October 2015[/editline]
He went invisible and went into the windmill oh god
Does anyone here do Dark Heresy or another 40k RPG over the internet? Is there a facepunch group or anything like that?
well technically i'm looking for another player for my DH2 game but given that the last 2 flaked on me (not of their own accord really) i don't rightly have much faith in new players
[QUOTE=Kyle902;48948733]So we had to save our dwarf companion who was currently being ground to dust by a windmill powered trap I threw my backpack at the windmill (I'm a gunslinger). My backpack had 60 powder charges 2 grenades and some alchemists fire in it and then our druid shot a fireball at it. Someone somewhere along the line rolled a crit so we had to roll something on the order of 80d6 to calculate the damage.
Needless to say the windmill was not standing anymore. It also alerted every enemy in the campaign so this will be fun
[editline]20th October 2015[/editline]
OH GOD APPARENTLY THE BOSS HAD RUN INSIDE THE WINDMILL BEFORE WE BLEW IT UP LMAO
[editline]20th October 2015[/editline]
He went invisible and went into the windmill oh god[/QUOTE]
A little more info.
Our party where at a carnival under attack by fey. The patrons where under an enchantment so all the horrific shit going on seemed completely normal and fun to them.
We where chasing after a fey trickster which had some crystal plotdevice we needed. After pulling down a patron's pants and summoning some fey to attack us, the trickster ran into the windmill and turned himself invisible so he could observe us and report back to the main baddie. This windmill was connected to and powering a giant wooden wheel which grabbed patrons with shackles and ground them into paste, but due to the enchantment it just looked like a giant fortune wheel.
After defeating the fey attacking us we started moving towards the windmill with our half-fiend dwarf fighter in front. The dwarf failed a DC 15 perception check (Pretty easy DC at our level) and triggered a trap which put manacles on him and started dragging him into the milling wheel. Everyone freaked out and our gunslinger tried shooting the manacles to open them. Critical failure, he ended up shooting the dwarf in the arm with a crit, doing 40 ish damage and causing the dwarf to go unconscious. We tried some more shit which didn't work and the dwarf ended up getting pulled through the grinding wheel, somehow this didn't kill him.
We then decided to put everything explosive we had into the windmill in an attempt to blow it up, after putting enough black powder to make a daisy cutter into the windmill, i used my strongest fire spell (fireball) to set it off. The windmill got reduced to a crater and the dwarf got flung several hundred feet away (and survived because half-fiend). After getting the dwarf healed and back on his feet, our GM asked "Wait, where did the trickster go?" And the crystal we where after landed at our feet. Laughter ensued for a good 15 minutes, everyone had forgotten the fucker was actually inside the windmill.
The explosion also cracked the ice on a nearby lake where people where skating, so people fell in and drowned.
After some math, the GM concluded we killed 60 people to rescue our dwarf.
[QUOTE=lintz;48951733]well technically i'm looking for another player for my DH2 game but given that the last 2 flaked on me (not of their own accord really) i don't rightly have much faith in new players[/QUOTE]
My problem is that I've kind of been saddled with DMing DH even though i've never played it. :v:
[QUOTE=norzone;48951869]A little more info.
Our party where at a carnival under attack by fey. The patrons where under an enchantment so all the horrific shit going on seemed completely normal and fun to them.
We where chasing after a fey trickster which had some crystal plotdevice we needed. After pulling down a patron's pants and summoning some fey to attack us, the trickster ran into the windmill and turned himself invisible so he could observe us and report back to the main baddie. This windmill was connected to and powering a giant wooden wheel which grabbed patrons with shackles and ground them into paste, but due to the enchantment it just looked like a giant fortune wheel.
After defeating the fey attacking us we started moving towards the windmill with our half-fiend dwarf fighter in front. The dwarf failed a DC 15 perception check (Pretty easy DC at our level) and triggered a trap which put manacles on him and started dragging him into the milling wheel. Everyone freaked out and our gunslinger tried shooting the manacles to open them. Critical failure, he ended up shooting the dwarf in the arm with a crit, doing 40 ish damage and causing the dwarf to go unconscious. We tried some more shit which didn't work and the dwarf ended up getting pulled through the grinding wheel, somehow this didn't kill him.
We then decided to put everything explosive we had into the windmill in an attempt to blow it up, after putting enough black powder to make a daisy cutter into the windmill, i used my strongest fire spell (fireball) to set it off. The windmill got reduced to a crater and the dwarf got flung several hundred feet away (and survived because half-fiend). After getting the dwarf healed and back on his feet, our GM asked "Wait, where did the trickster go?" And the crystal we where after landed at our feet. Laughter ensued for a good 15 minutes, everyone had forgotten the fucker was actually inside the windmill.
The explosion also cracked the ice on a nearby lake where people where skating, so people fell in and drowned.
After some math, the GM concluded we killed 60 people to rescue our dwarf.[/QUOTE]
hey dont forget you also got the macguffin
might not have been the INTENTION but you did it anyway good on you you're totally the good guys
So my DnD 5e group is starting on a new campaign where we used to be pirates, got killed in a mutiny and return as undeads thanks to the goddess of the sea.
Plot will be about revenge and hopefully fuck over the goddess of the sea in the end. :v:
... so literally the plot of pirates of the caribbean
I should have known
Give players an insane superdrug (MADE BY BEE SPIRITS NO LESS) in Shadowrun and the first thing they do is test it out by giving it to the socially awkward stealth character while they're taking him out whoring
What a trail of destruction I had to describe
[QUOTE=lintz;48954423]... so literally the plot of pirates of the caribbean[/QUOTE]
....Pretty much yeah. Haha. It's gonna be fun regardless!
What are you guys doing in your campaigns?
Our campaign is a religious war, and we're effectively fighting a combination of Christianity extremists and ISIS.
I fight for Frog God.
Army of Darkness RPG was waaay ahead of its time:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/ux8qQkC.png[/img]
week three
they somehow, still do not realise I am not a cleric
[QUOTE=SiberysTranq;48954839]I should have known
Give players an insane superdrug (MADE BY BEE SPIRITS NO LESS) in Shadowrun and the first thing they do is test it out by giving it to the socially awkward stealth character while they're taking him out whoring
What a trail of destruction I had to describe[/QUOTE]
and ive got 3 more vials lefts
MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHA
[QUOTE=GastricTank;48955378]What are you guys doing in your campaigns?
Our campaign is a religious war, and we're effectively fighting a combination of Christianity extremists and ISIS.
I fight for Frog God.[/QUOTE]
Which campaign?
In Magical Burst, they're about to begin pursuing someone who calls himself "The Alchemist" who has been using a magical metal acquired through a wish to create powerful key-shaped artifacts that bend the rules of magic and the universe to his whim. The presence of golfball-sized gems called Aether Seeds that are crystallized versions of "failed" universes is also relevant.
In Mekton, they're planning a party because squad morale is low. They spent the last 3 or so sessions shopping and going out to eat at places such as Redd's Lobsters.
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;48956179]and ive got 3 more vials lefts
MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHA[/QUOTE]
What's the dosage like that it's required to have an effect? Could it possibly be aerosolized and spread across a wide area to affect multiple people for fun and profit?
[QUOTE=Aperture fan;48956324]
What's the dosage like that it's required to have an effect? Could it possibly be aerosolized and spread across a wide area to affect multiple people for fun and profit?[/QUOTE]
It seems to be a totally homebrewed hallucinogenic that instills these horrific visions that you for some reason draw an insane euphoria from, so honestly it'd be up to Sib how that'd work, though one vial seemed to be plenty of a dose for our good boy Reynard so I imagine a vial or two would do the trick.
that being said, it was made by some mage who was infested with a queen insect spirit and was using bee spirits to pollenate the plants that were fertilized with metahuman carcasses, so replicating the shit is kinda out of the question.
that being said, it's inspired me to get into manufacturing drugs with an astral touch to em, seeing as my characters knowledge skills are all built around magic and drugs anyways
[QUOTE=lintz;48951733]well technically i'm looking for another player for my DH2 game but given that the last 2 flaked on me (not of their own accord really) i don't rightly have much faith in new players[/QUOTE]
And again, I'm really sorry about that. Final actual school semester in a film program and shit's getting ridiculous. I barely have time to read my non-school books :saddowns:
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;48956392]It seems to be a totally homebrewed hallucinogenic that instills these horrific visions that you for some reason draw an insane euphoria from, so honestly it'd be up to Sib how that'd work, though one vial seemed to be plenty of a dose for our good boy Reynard so I imagine a vial or two would do the trick.
that being said, it was made by some mage who was infested with a queen insect spirit and was using bee spirits to pollenate the plants that were fertilized with metahuman carcasses, so replicating the shit is kinda out of the question.
that being said, it's inspired me to get into manufacturing drugs with an astral touch to em, seeing as my characters knowledge skills are all built around magic and drugs anyways[/QUOTE]
BADs are bad, man.
[QUOTE=GastricTank;48955378]What are you guys doing in your campaigns?
Our campaign is a religious war, and we're effectively fighting a combination of Christianity extremists and ISIS.
I fight for Frog God.[/QUOTE]
Renaissance not!Europe where we've become involved in a sub-plot where we're trying to overthrow the king of not!Spain because it turns out the rogue is the bastard son of the queen.
Also the rogue is trying to impregnate every beautiful woman he meets so he can spread his beautifulness to the future generations.
Our party is him, a paranoid hobgoblin, the recently resurrected corpse of our druid, a dwarf bagpiper, an elf Mage, a half-Orc monk, and myself, a human highlander barbarian who worships a bear God and sometimes turns into a bear.
[editline]22nd October 2015[/editline]
A bear that talks and has a sword.
[QUOTE=Rents;48957144]BADs are bad, man.[/QUOTE]
BADs RuLe!!!! YEEAAAaaaAEAAAAAA!!!! sUgarRy GoOdneSsess!!!!
[QUOTE=SiberysTranq;48954839]I should have known
Give players an insane superdrug (MADE BY BEE SPIRITS NO LESS) in Shadowrun and the first thing they do is test it out by giving it to the socially awkward stealth character while they're taking him out whoring
What a trail of destruction I had to describe[/QUOTE]
Shit like this is why I wanna get back into shadowrun.
My wild mage vomited out 8000+ canaries on a wild magic surge. They proceeded to successfully harass an invading army long enough for the party to escape the collapsing dungeon I left them in.
[QUOTE=SiberysTranq;48954839]I should have known
Give players an insane superdrug (MADE BY BEE SPIRITS NO LESS) in Shadowrun and the first thing they do is test it out by giving it to the socially awkward stealth character while they're taking him out whoring
What a trail of destruction I had to describe[/QUOTE]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/EyQt7L6.png[/t]
Well I'll be.
Exalted 3 is finally done. Time to read the PDF they just sent out while waiting for the physical book.
[QUOTE=gman003-main;48960414]Well I'll be.
Exalted 3 is finally done. Time to read the PDF they just sent out while waiting for the physical book.[/QUOTE]
Physical book won't be out for another week, at least. The PDF is getting sent to Backers so they can nitpick stuff for the devs to fix while they get it ready for PoD.
[QUOTE=Rats808;48960590]Physical book won't be out for another week, at least. The PDF is getting sent to Backers so they can nitpick stuff for the devs to fix while they get it ready for PoD.[/QUOTE]
I've already found a typo in it. And the physical book won't be for a few months - printing is a lengthy process.
Ahh, Fallout PnP, I remember my stunt man/action movie hero ghoul Evan Knight, who had 12 luck, awful skills and totally wasn't Evel Knievel.
[QUOTE=Rents;48961095]Ahh, Fallout PnP, I remember my stunt man/action movie hero ghoul Evan Knight, who had 12 luck, awful skills and totally wasn't Evel Knievel.[/QUOTE]
Cyber Pariah best character
Jinx everything
i was batman
[editline]22nd October 2015[/editline]
and FEV batpuddle back from the dead mutie batman
[editline]22nd October 2015[/editline]
jus sayin
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