[QUOTE=RearAdmiral;48971416]All of my games are online with the same group of people. We use Roll20 and voice chat.
[editline]24th October 2015[/editline]
Also was your Frog God [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramenos]Ramenos[/url] or [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wastri]Wastri[/url]?[/QUOTE]
Upon reading that Wastri is a humanoid, I'd have to say Ramenos, who is actually just a giant fucking frog.
[QUOTE=_Vendetta_;48972693]Played a one-shot 3.5e campaign with a couple classmates last night.
Psions are hella fun. Saved up most of my power points until the boss fight, then pelted the boss(a goblin druid riding a gorilla) with a copious amount of fire-based Energy Missiles. They didn't last long.[/QUOTE]
ahh 3.5 psionics, my first character was a psionic ascendant, many a mind thrust were abused
[QUOTE=Crimor;48972846]You tamed the gorilla afterwards right.[/QUOTE]
Nah, I reduced him to a charred pile of furry meat, then his corpse fell into the waiting maw of a huge snake monster.
Today in Cypher:
>party is composed of one judge dredd, one cyborg paladin, one rogue lady, one rock monster, and one robot (me)
>trying to find a freighter ship that's been retrofitted to carry some kind of terrorist device
>party diplomat/rogue goes to see her creepy adoptive molester mob boss mentor to find out what's going on
>rest of the group including me searches the spaceharbor for the ship
>rogue asks what the plot is
>Turns out it's a bioweapon that they're going to mist over a city to kill everyone on the planet
>rogue looks over and sees the bad boss's hovercar on a landing pad outside
>"could we go on a ride together~?"
>creepy dude says sure
>she asks to drive
>"anything for you my dear~"
>immediately throws him out of the car
>he deploys a personal hoverpack and calls his goons
MEANWHILE BACK AT SPACEHARBOR
>we're on our way to the last spaceship on our list
>hear a rumble
>it's taking off
>SCRAMBLE.mp4
>use my grappling hook arm to latch onto the hull
>everyone else grabs hovercars: dredd and the rock monster in one, cyborg paladin in one
>they fly after the ship at full speed
>Rogue rejoins the party in her stolen hovercar, being pursued by baddies in flying SUVs
>Paladin, Dredd, and Rockman pull up next to them.
>Rockman makes an amazing leap into the other car and comes face to face with a bad guy with a bazooka
>The hoverSUV releases a squadron of scrap drones
>Dredd sees his friend is in danger and shoots the guy in the hand, making him drop the bazooka (yay for heroic aim)
>Driver leans out the window and fires at paladin's hovercar, hitting it
>The guy tries to pick the bazooka back up just as Rockman KOs the driver
>Guy flies out as the car goes into a spin, driver is unconscious
>Rockman leaps back into paladin's car
MEANWHILE
>I'm holding on for dear life to the hull and trying to dataspike the airlock controls so i can get in
>A drone come up behind me and buzzsaws my backside
>Finally my friends fly up and shoot it, I hack the airlock and we all pile in
>Most of the crew is automated so we head to the cockpit
>Three Terminator robots wearing skin suits breathe plasma fire at us
>I have a brilliant idea
>Run behind them to the controls
>Push throttle to maximum and pitch all the way up, turn off gravity
>Everyone except me falls over and the robots fly out the back door and fall into the cargo hold
>They go splat
>Ship is flying straight up and I broke the controls (good job me)
>Self destruct sequence note comes up
>hack it once
>4
>realize I have an Impulseiveness point and try again
>20
>Day is saved, ship flies into the sun destroying the bioweapon
>We did good
Never played Shadowrun before and very very recently got introduced to a group that'll be starting a 3rd edition game pretty soon. As somebody who hasn't even read the core rulebook yet, anyone have any tips or advice?
I've played the recent Shadowrun games released on Steam and am not completely out of touch with the world. I know about Mr. Johnsons, dragons with nuke-tier power, some slang and have general idea of classes. (I'm probably going to be a street sammy).
[QUOTE=Aperture fan;48971900]~Crazy Aliens~[/QUOTE]
This is why you never ask a group of weebs to provide you with alien races. You know one or two of them are going to be hella weird, and the rest are going to be knockoff homages to other famous aliens.
[sp]It doesn't help that I basically told you to add Chozo without directly calling them that, so woops, my bad. [/sp]
I think variations of "I detect magic" is the single most said thing in this PF game at this point
Being a wizard is hard work.
[QUOTE=Smas;48974810]This is why you never ask a group of weebs to provide you with alien races. You know one or two of them are going to be hella weird, and the rest are going to be knockoff homages to other famous aliens.
[sp]It doesn't help that I basically told you to add Chozo without directly calling them that, so woops, my bad. [/sp][/QUOTE]
But it's ok to have at least one sexy alien race right?
[QUOTE=slayer20;48975065]But it's ok to have at least one sexy alien race right?[/QUOTE]
it's pretty weird for a species to be sexy
[QUOTE=slayer20;48975065]But it's ok to have at least one sexy alien race right?[/QUOTE]
Bunnygirls and spidergirls count, right?
[sp]also the player is being a moe mantis girl so that's triple the sexy it's like sphess MonMusu moe giant robot adventures[/sp]
Let's just start a D&D game that revolves around nothing but playing as sexy space monsters.
[QUOTE=slayer20;48975198]Let's just start a D&D game that revolves around nothing but playing as sexy space monsters.[/QUOTE]
go one step further
play FATAL
[QUOTE=Jrose14;48975437]go one step further
play FATAL[/QUOTE]
FATAL is extremely un-sexy though
[QUOTE=elowin;48975694]FATAL is extremely un-sexy though[/QUOTE]
Not if you like that kind of thing, I suppose.
[QUOTE=Aperture fan;48975165]Bunnygirls and spidergirls count, right?
[sp]also the player is being a moe mantis girl so that's triple the sexy it's like sphess MonMusu moe giant robot adventures[/sp][/QUOTE]
goddammit Dan what the hell happened to you
you got weebed, son
[QUOTE=M.Ciaster;48975891]goddammit Dan what the hell happened to you
you got weebed, son[/QUOTE]
He's always been weebed
he's just admitting it openly now
i want to play as the racist human
[editline]24th October 2015[/editline]
fuck the xenos this is my space
if everyone is sexy nobody is
[QUOTE=SiberysTranq;48975924]He's always been weebed
he's just admitting it openly now[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;DigtCrO77L8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DigtCrO77L8[/video]
[I]i seen anime
i stay weebed
i seen anime[/I]
[QUOTE=M.Ciaster;48975891]goddammit Dan what the hell happened to you
you got weebed, son[/QUOTE]
I regret nothing.
[QUOTE=cdr248;48975942]i want to play as the racist human
[editline]24th October 2015[/editline]
fuck the xenos this is my space[/QUOTE]
fuckin aliens get off my milky way!! *shoots double barreled laser off into the void*
[editline]25th October 2015[/editline]
he even weebed my automerge
[QUOTE=M.Ciaster;48976387]fuckin aliens get off my milky way!! *shoots double barreled laser off into the void*
[editline]25th October 2015[/editline]
he even weebed my automerge[/QUOTE]
You can't stop be from liking big anime tiddies, nobody can.
I am an unstoppable tiddy-liking machine.
[QUOTE=Mellowbloom;48976061]if everyone is sexy nobody is[/QUOTE]
I will be the most alluring cyborg octopus the solar system has ever seen.
anime titties are overrated
on the other hand, lemme tell you a little somethin bout garrys mod...
Playing Mekton, we're in a car getting chased by a Mek with only small arms. Ask the force to help me, spray wildly with an assault rifle. Roll a 23 and a 26. Enemy mek rolls a 14 and a 3. This exchange happens.
[img]http://puu.sh/kWAgf/caf025bb51.png[/img]
And that was when I proceeded to get two Special chart rolls. One of which exploded onto the Cinematic chart. And fucked up the Mek's control system. With a freaking assault rifle. Because I am a god.
[QUOTE=cdr248;48976466]anime titties are overrated
on the other hand, lemme tell you a little somethin bout garrys mod...[/QUOTE]
Alright, this discussion has gone on long enough.
I would rather a million petty arguments about alignment charts than whatever space-weeb-ery is happening here.
[QUOTE=GastricTank;48973066]Upon reading that Wastri is a humanoid, I'd have to say Ramenos, who is actually just a giant fucking frog.[/QUOTE]
I love Ramenos. Actually I just love bullywogs in general because they're so God damned ridiculous.
But Ramenos is great because he just does not give a fuck.
[QUOTE=SiberysTranq;48976526]Playing Mekton, we're in a car getting chased by a Mek with only small arms. Ask the force to help me, spray wildly with an assault rifle. Roll a 23 and a 26. Enemy mek rolls a 14 and a 3. This exchange happens.
[img]http://puu.sh/kWAgf/caf025bb51.png[/img]
And that was when I proceeded to get two Special chart rolls. One of which exploded onto the Cinematic chart. And fucked up the Mek's control system. With a freaking assault rifle. Because I am a god.[/QUOTE]
Well, to make a long story short on this, they went to pick up a genetics researcher lady defector, when their escort got smushed by a speeding Mek that gave 0 fucks for collateral damage.
Cue a long-ass race through narrow streets, narrowly avoiding being blown to shit as they take wild potshots at the 8-meter tall rollerskating machine that's speeding after them and firing big-ass fuckyou bullets. A bunch of lucky hits do some minor integrity damage to it, but nothing game-changing, then Sibs here goes and superfucks it with a bunch of crits and shit and cripples its controls so he's stuck with a debuff to everything.
Then they lead it to a part of town that had a deep underground beneath the streets and had their support chopper blast the ground beneath the pursuing Mek, sending it plummeting into the sewers an unspecified and highly unrealistic depth down.
There was also Sibs rolling two consecutive crits in a row while I managed to get 4 critfails. The dicegods just don't want me harming these precious flowers I guess.
Blasphemy, I say. They need a good fuckiling now and then.
[QUOTE=Aperture fan;48977291]
Blasphemy, I say. They need a good fuckiling now and then.[/QUOTE]
You rang?
[QUOTE=Aperture fan;48976410]You can't stop be from liking big anime tiddies, nobody can.
I am an unstoppable tiddy-liking machine.[/QUOTE]
I know a man's gotta boob what a man's gotta boob but you don't have to go all 2d right off the bat
I don't think you're [I]that[/I] desperate
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