• D&D 5e: Nobody Talks about D&D
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[QUOTE=SiberysTranq;49063629]Our group has a Shadowrun game, PF, asoiaf, and Savage worlds right now. Full up, as it stands though. Also I don't know Appy needs to get his act together since I've told him my schedule like 4 times[/QUOTE] Let's make it 5 times. I been waiting on you two forever, and the one time I tried getting you both on neither of you responded. [QUOTE=Rents;49063464]There's a PF game I'm running that's full, Jrose is running I think 5e D&D, a couple of Mekton Zeta games (When's this final happening anyway?), I think someone else is running a WH40k game and a handful of people in RL games.[/QUOTE] Same for you. Gimme a solid schedule of good times to play. I'm thinking Tuesdays are best since I can host during the day at work which is a reasonable time for you, and I'm pretty sure Sibs is free then.
Session 2 of aSoIaF Party is already plotting to assassinate crown prince and make it look like an accident [editline]6th November 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Aperture fan;49065001]Let's make it 5 times. I been waiting on you two forever, and the one time I tried getting you both on neither of you responded. Same for you. Gimme a solid schedule of good times to play. I'm thinking Tuesdays are best since I can host during the day at work which is a reasonable time for you, and I'm pretty sure Sibs is free then.[/QUOTE] Yea tuesdays are fine for me
[QUOTE=Aperture fan;49065001]Let's make it 5 times. I been waiting on you two forever, and the one time I tried getting you both on neither of you responded. Same for you. Gimme a solid schedule of good times to play. I'm thinking Tuesdays are best since I can host during the day at work which is a reasonable time for you, and I'm pretty sure Sibs is free then.[/QUOTE] At like 8-10PM GMT, sure
Second session of ASOIAF and I'm already plotting to assassinate the prince. Climbing the ladder, baby.
[QUOTE=Trooper-guy1;49065589]Second session of ASOIAF and I'm already plotting to assassinate the prince. Climbing the ladder, baby.[/QUOTE] is the prince a douchebag
He called the Lady of a house a 'mongrel bitch' for not inbreeding, publicly humiliated me because I was a commoner (Including threatening to cut up my dick whilst I could do nothing to defend myself because he's a prince) then chased the girl I was dancing with down and destroyed her so badly that she had to be wrapped up in sheets and carried by four people to the healerman. This is the guy who in canon drank fire to try and prove that he was a dragon. I now have to scheme the practical elements of his downfall, the only bad thing is that I'll probably have to make it quite impersonal to avoid dying.
As Falcon described above, yes, he is a gigantic douchenozzle. Another Targaryen that has the whole madness thing going on and he's a whole other level of crazy. When you realize that he'll one day be crowned King and rule the land it's incredibly tempting to off him for the good of everyone.
[QUOTE=Rents;49065454]At like 8-10PM GMT, sure[/QUOTE] Assuming in real, [I]American[/I] time you mean about 8 hours ago, then that's perfect. Both of you be available on Tuesday at that time and we can get the invisobitch against the wannabe Floater.
I got my D&D 5e Dungeon Master Guide in the mail today, and promptly spilled coffee all over it when my dog got spooked by a loud noise and jumped on my lap. C'est la vie. [editline]6th November 2015[/editline] Still a really cool book though. Super helpful. I'll just have a brown and wrinkly "Creating a Campaign" page from now on!
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;49067206]I got my D&D 5e Dungeon Master Guide in the mail today, and promptly spilled coffee all over it when my dog got spooked by a loud noise and jumped on my lap. C'est la vie.[/QUOTE] Just even it out by soaking the whole thing in coffee. It'll look like an ancient tome.
[QUOTE=Trooper-guy1;49065589]Second session of ASOIAF and I'm already plotting to assassinate the prince. Climbing the ladder, baby.[/QUOTE] ASOIAF is a game I really want to DM but I'd be worried it'd be a hard line to straddle between not in-world enough and too fanfiction-y. Like, if you don't have any of the main characters of the series, it may as well be just your standard medieval world... ...but at the same time, you dont want it to be like Assassins Creed: Westeros, and have it be an amusement park ride of popular characters.
[QUOTE=Funktastic Dog;49067867]ASOIAF is a game I really want to DM but I'd be worried it'd be a hard line to straddle between not in-world enough and too fanfiction-y. Like, if you don't have any of the main characters of the series, it may as well be just your standard medieval world... ...but at the same time, you dont want it to be like Assassins Creed: Westeros, and have it be an amusement park ride of popular characters.[/QUOTE] If you kept the players focused around one geographical region (other than King's Landing) the only major house they would interact with would be the one prevalent in that area, and all the other interactions would be with minor houses.
The way I'm getting around the fan fiction problem is setting it 80ish years in the past. I used the Crusader Kings 2 game of thrones mod to generate all the NPCs and went from there. And yeah Aerion Brightflame is probably the most unpleasant NPC I've ever played, I love it.
[QUOTE=Vengeful Falcon;49066205]He called the Lady of a house a 'mongrel bitch' for not inbreeding, publicly humiliated me because I was a commoner (Including threatening to cut up my dick whilst I could do nothing to defend myself because he's a prince) then chased the girl I was dancing with down and destroyed her so badly that she had to be wrapped up in sheets and carried by four people to the healerman. This is the guy who in canon drank fire to try and prove that he was a dragon. I now have to scheme the practical elements of his downfall, the only bad thing is that I'll probably have to make it quite impersonal to avoid dying.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Trooper-guy1;49066260]As Falcon described above, yes, he is a gigantic douchenozzle. Another Targaryen that has the whole madness thing going on and he's a whole other level of crazy. When you realize that he'll one day be crowned King and rule the land it's incredibly tempting to off him for the good of everyone.[/QUOTE] then it's okay! killing him is good aligned, you won't lose your paladin powers
[QUOTE=Jimesu_Evil;49067293]Just even it out by soaking the whole thing in coffee. It'll look like an ancient tome.[/QUOTE] And smell delicious, too. Mmm, coffee
What are the new classes/archetypes in the Sword Coast Adventure Guide? Are there any other books, besides the DMG and Player Handbook that have new classes, races, archetypes, or class variants available? I'll pick them all up eventually, but I'd be happy just to know what the various options for character creation are so that my group has the full spread when picking theirs.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;49069326]What are the new classes/archetypes in the Sword Coast Adventure Guide? Are there any other books, besides the DMG and Player Handbook that have new classes, races, archetypes, or class variants available? I'll pick them all up eventually, but I'd be happy just to know what the various options for character creation are so that my group has the full spread when picking theirs.[/QUOTE] There's a number of UAs, some of which are WIP so a bit OP. There's also the Elemental Evil player's companion, which has some new spells and races (Aaracokra, Genasi, Goliaths, and Deep gnomes) SCAG has a bunch of backgrounds, a couple of cantrips, and a dozen new archetypes.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;49069326]What are the new classes/archetypes in the Sword Coast Adventure Guide? Are there any other books, besides the DMG and Player Handbook that have new classes, races, archetypes, or class variants available? I'll pick them all up eventually, but I'd be happy just to know what the various options for character creation are so that my group has the full spread when picking theirs.[/QUOTE] Battlerager Barbarian, Arcana Cleric, Purple Dragon Knight Fighter (called Banneret in other settings), Way of the Long Death & Sun Soul Monks, Oath of the Crown Paladin, Mastermind & Swashbuckler Rogues, Storm Sorcerers, Undying Pact Warlocks & Bladesinger Wizards. The free [URL="http://media.wizards.com/2015/downloads/dnd/EE_PlayersCompanion.pdf"]Elemental Evil Players Companion[/URL] has the races and spells from the Elemental Evil Storyline. Keep in mind that Wizards recommends playing with only one non-Core supplement (meaning PHB, DMG, MM and one supplement) to prevent the bloat experienced in previous editions. In other words, they recommend picking either SCAG or EE, not both, for your game and when more books come out, they recommend using only one of them.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/4JliL37.png[/img] Pezgod found a giant sword and the GM decided to draw it for us. Literally the shittiest art sword in existence. Also we determined it was an evil sword and Pez picked it up anyways and got hurt.
looks what i imagined vorpal to be
that's just good sword design right there. don't know what you're talking about
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;49070080][img]http://i.imgur.com/4JliL37.png[/img] Pezgod found a giant sword and the GM decided to draw it for us. Literally the shittiest art sword in existence. Also we determined it was an evil sword and Pez picked it up anyways and got hurt.[/QUOTE] [t]https://40.media.tumblr.com/167f9eeb7eef367748c7a2c4cd52ae14/tumblr_inline_nw6nj9aPZL1rc3kbi_540.png[/t] Homestuck would beg to differ.
[QUOTE=Rats808;49070297][t]https://40.media.tumblr.com/167f9eeb7eef367748c7a2c4cd52ae14/tumblr_inline_nw6nj9aPZL1rc3kbi_540.png[/t] Homestuck would beg to differ.[/QUOTE] That's a genuinely good sword though.
that's a blind rendition of the soulcaliber
[QUOTE=cdr248;49070469]that's a blind rendition of the soulcaliber[/QUOTE] Actually, it's maximum shitty quality Caladbolg from FF10. [t]http://media.tumblr.com/af887c41aab82bb16d8ea387359ece7f/tumblr_inline_mnz5ueana01qz4rgp.png[/t]
no it's (insert stupid looking anime sword)
I found a chest in a room, I kicked it causing some potions to explode, setting the entire party on fire. Also I found a potion I didn't know what it did, so I forcefed it to the halfling in the party to find out what it did (it made him scream out in pain).
How does your party function? Does everyone just live with the constant fear of being murdered or molested by their team mates?
[QUOTE=Vengeful Falcon;49070954]How does your party function? Does everyone just live with the constant fear of being murdered or molested by their team mates?[/QUOTE] Maybe their Wizard invented a Protection from Rapists spell
[QUOTE=Vengeful Falcon;49070954]How does your party function?[/QUOTE] It doesn't. Also we found some magical sword with a ghost in it or some shit and I wanted to sell it but the party wouldn't let me: [img]https://i.gyazo.com/cad0cfcbb2b650e488f96245cc73e407.png[/img]
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