• D&D 5e: Nobody Talks about D&D
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[QUOTE=ElusiveBadger;49599234]Shadowrun campaign set in futuristic Ulster when[/QUOTE] Let's petrol bomb some knife ears
[QUOTE=Rents;49599403]Let's petrol bomb some knife ears[/QUOTE] Home rule is elf rule
[QUOTE=ElusiveBadger;49599234]Shadowrun campaign set in futuristic Ulster when[/QUOTE] With a Catholic priest this could get somewhat interesting.
car bombs car bombs [I]everywhere[/I]
Coming up with a short adventure for 2 level 3 players that takes place in a large cathedral. What are some non-human enemies I could throw in? The basic story is that a very close friend of the two was kidnapped and dragged off to this abandoned, and ruined, cathedral where some bad people are going to use her in some kind of evil ritual to summon some evil guy. I want some weird cultists and demon things.
[QUOTE=slayer20;49599717]Coming up with a short adventure for 2 level 3 players that takes place in a large cathedral. What are some non-human enemies I could throw in? The basic story is that a very close friend of the two was kidnapped and dragged off to this abandoned, and ruined, cathedral where some bad people are going to use her in some kind of evil ritual to summon some evil guy. I want some weird cultists and demon things.[/QUOTE] Catgirls The entire cult is actually catgirls They're trying to summon a giant fish the size of a continent, so they have as much food as they want.
[QUOTE=slayer20;49599717]Coming up with a short adventure for 2 level 3 players that takes place in a large cathedral. What are some non-human enemies I could throw in? The basic story is that a very close friend of the two was kidnapped and dragged off to this abandoned, and ruined, cathedral where some bad people are going to use her in some kind of evil ritual to summon some evil guy. I want some weird cultists and demon things.[/QUOTE] nightstalkers i even got a token for em: [img]http://i.imgur.com/lt0mrBjs.png[/img] rrer
[QUOTE=slayer20;49599717]Coming up with a short adventure for 2 level 3 players that takes place in a large cathedral. What are some non-human enemies I could throw in? The basic story is that a very close friend of the two was kidnapped and dragged off to this abandoned, and ruined, cathedral where some bad people are going to use her in some kind of evil ritual to summon some evil guy. I want some weird cultists and demon things.[/QUOTE] Some demon dude with levels in druid/cleric and some bodyguards, engage summon spam, it's thematically appropriate. [editline]25th January 2016[/editline] Obsidian quasielementals are fun by the way, they're weak but explode on death.
Today in Exalted; The group assaulted the tower/throne room of the empire Elowin made up last session, they wrecked [I]everyone[/I], but Elowin's character got killed. In related news, anybody interested in playing Demon: The Descent? :dog: [editline]24th January 2016[/editline] Also, Elowin is I think the first player I've ever [I]legitimately[/I] killed, without applying bullshit rules or overpowered enemies. He just legitimately got wrecked in 1v1 combat by a guy who was technically an equal match for him.(Except he had armor and Elowin didn't)
Got stuck in a wizard's pocket dimension because we keep rolling shit. Finally figure out a way to activate a portal and it leads to a hedge maze. Goddamnit this is going to be a slow ass session. [editline]24th January 2016[/editline] I swear to god roll20 has a mind of it's own
[QUOTE=slayer20;49599717]Coming up with a short adventure for 2 level 3 players that takes place in a large cathedral. What are some non-human enemies I could throw in? The basic story is that a very close friend of the two was kidnapped and dragged off to this abandoned, and ruined, cathedral where some bad people are going to use her in some kind of evil ritual to summon some evil guy. I want some weird cultists and demon things.[/QUOTE] Weird cultists? Instead of a bunch of nerds in black robes, make all the cultists a barbarian tribe. They can use nature magic, calling on spirit animals for summons. Worth it to see the looks on their faces when they kick down the door expecting the scribe's guild only to see a bunch of war painted, glaive wielding brick shit houses.
[QUOTE=FKop_Dragon;49600339]I swear to god roll20 has a mind of it's own[/QUOTE] The lords of laser entropy are fickle at the best of times, I got like two ones in a row when trying to hit in my session. Make sure you're doing the correct rituals though, you don't want those hot rolls going to the GM (unless you want them to)
Does anyone else use Fantasy Grounds instead of roll20?
my EotE group has gone through four ships in eight sessions WE ARE NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS
[QUOTE=the_killer24;49601943]my EotE group has gone through four ships in eight sessions WE ARE NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS[/QUOTE] You do know that ships aren't supposed to be destroyed on reaching 0 HT, right? Just like the heroes don't instantly die on taking all their Wounds.
no we've literally been in a single space combat encounter the ships were lost through... other circumstances
[QUOTE=Rats808;49600186]Today in Exalted; The group assaulted the tower/throne room of the empire Elowin made up last session, they wrecked [I]everyone[/I], but Elowin's character got killed. In related news, anybody interested in playing Demon: The Descent? :dog: [editline]24th January 2016[/editline] Also, Elowin is I think the first player I've ever [I]legitimately[/I] killed, without applying bullshit rules or overpowered enemies. He just legitimately got wrecked in 1v1 combat by a guy who was technically an equal match for him.(Except he had armor and Elowin didn't)[/QUOTE] He was roughly matched with me, but he had a lot of friends I had to go through first, had literally no essence left. Also armor, armor is bullshit. RIP Exalted
You're all a bunch of weeblords, all of you :v:
[QUOTE=Crimor;49602772]You're all a bunch of weeblords, all of you :v:[/QUOTE] The greatest irony is that I don't even watch anime
[QUOTE=elowin;49602783]The greatest irony is that I don't even watch anime[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=elowin;49598288]My globally famous J-Pop Idol Catboy Wizard pissed off the Yakuza bosses by sleeping with all of their daughters, so I escaped to Seattle, but because I lost all my money I had to borrow a bunch from the Mafia. So now I'm running in the shadows to pay off my debts, along with an intelligent leopard that can turn into a catgirl, which I found picking through my trash one day.[/QUOTE] I vehemently disagree :v:
[i]Obviously [/i]he's only being a massive weeb ironically, like those guys who play Magical Burst.
[QUOTE=Crimor;49602889]I vehemently disagree :v:[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Rents;49602909][i]Obviously [/i]he's only being a massive weeb ironically, like those guys who play Magical Burst.[/QUOTE] I didn't say I'm not a weeb, I said I don't watch anime. geez you guys dont catch on quick!
[QUOTE=plunger435;49601862]Does anyone else use Fantasy Grounds instead of roll20?[/QUOTE] don't you have to pay [I]money [/I]for that
[QUOTE=Rents;49602909][i]Obviously [/i]he's only being a massive weeb ironically, like those guys who play Magical Burst.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure those guys are totally serious At least Aperture is, but then again he does drink heavily
[QUOTE=SiberysTranq;49603252]I'm pretty sure those guys are totally serious At least Aperture is, but then again he does drink heavily[/QUOTE] That was the joke [editline]25th January 2016[/editline] That they're weeaboos, not that they're alcoholics.
[QUOTE=plunger435;49601862]Does anyone else use Fantasy Grounds instead of roll20?[/QUOTE] I've only heard bad things about that thing.
[QUOTE=Crimor;49603306]I've only heard bad things about that thing.[/QUOTE] I was curious so I took a look at it and I couldn't see anything about it that was bad. It had all the character sheets and easy to make macros. The information looked like it would all be very easy to share between everyone else, very simple organization that was also clearly labelled, the text chat looked amazing, most languages even had their own calligraphy. Honestly, it took everything I liked about roll20 and made it look like it would be far more easy to use. Granted, this was just the demo version, but I mean if the demo made it look easy the full version can't screw it up that badly.
[QUOTE=SiberysTranq;49603252]I'm pretty sure those guys are totally serious At least Aperture is, but then again he does drink heavily[/QUOTE] I gotta lay off the hard stuff anyway. On my birthday I got shitfaced, drunk dialed my girl, and loudly proclaimed - in front of my family - that [URL="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/neptunia/images/1/1c/RB1_IF.png/revision/latest?cb=20141019235452"]Neptunia's IF[/URL] was my waifu. Not that I remember doing so. And for the record I take my magical lesbians very seriously. It's the one reason I'm the only person in my groups who manages to make lengthy and successful campaigns that don't die out halfway.
fuck me dude i leave for 2 years and this is what you do
[QUOTE=Aperture fan;49605069]I gotta lay off the hard stuff anyway. On my birthday I got shitfaced, drunk dialed my girl, and loudly proclaimed - in front of my family - that [URL="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/neptunia/images/1/1c/RB1_IF.png/revision/latest?cb=20141019235452"]Neptunia's IF[/URL] was my waifu. Not that I remember doing so. And for the record I take my magical lesbians very seriously. It's the one reason I'm the only person in my groups who manages to make lengthy and successful campaigns that don't die out halfway.[/QUOTE] I'm not sure you could call Magical Burst a "very serious" campaign. :v: [QUOTE]8:25 PM - Magical PlotHastening Contractor: Sarah deposits another $50 into the machine. It groans in apparent exertion before slowly dispensing a looooong strand of something red, slightly rubbery, and twisted. It appears to be the world's longest Twizzler. 8:25 PM - Magical PlotHastening Contractor: It just keeps coming. 8:25 PM - Burst Wars VI: Return of the Eri: "..." 8:25 PM - Magical PlotHastening Contractor: There's more Twizzler everywhere. 8:26 PM - Magical PlotHastening Contractor: It begins to curl up as the single strand of twizzle is dispensed. 8:26 PM - Sarah Stafford: pulls at it, starting to coil it around her arm to contain the mass of rubbery barely edible candy. 8:27 PM - Magical PlotHastening Contractor: The Twizzler is forever. By the time you have twizzled the Twizzler, you have at least 5 pounds of candy rope wrapped around your arm.[/QUOTE]
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