PAYDAY 2 V9 - 900% More Chromatic Aberration and Lens dirt Edition - Games

Man, fuck this swat turret on day 1. I can't play this offline with bots because of that stupid thing. Also is it just me or does the new lever action shotgun have absolute ass pickup rate?

[QUOTE=Diet Kane;50565238]Man, fuck this swat turret on day 1. I can't play this offline with bots because of that stupid thing. Also is it just me or does the new lever action shotgun have absolute ass pickup rate?[/QUOTE] It does thanks to its low ammo count. Also, with that build I posted above, I did some rejiggering. I dropped the silencer skills and went for Iron Man basic. 204 armor on a suit, OP. [url]http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mABdeFr:egHijkl:tlnqr:gghiJkLnpr:fBCDEF:ibcdea:::[/url]

[QUOTE=MarioInATopHat;50563134]i was thinking that too, i guess they have a surplus of promotional images that don't reflect the updated stuff[/QUOTE] Not so much a surplus as it was me not being in the office to make new renders, so some old versions of the Hardcore Henry poster poses/renders were used :p

Time for more secret hunting. This image: [img]http://i.imgur.com/mYl6QlS.png[/img] is inscribed at the top of one of the pillars near the bunker on day 1 of the new heist. Can anyone make anything of it?

[QUOTE=Finale;50565682]Time for more secret hunting. This image: [img]http://i.imgur.com/mYl6QlS.png[/img] is inscribed at the top of one of the pillars near the bunker on day 1 of the new heist. Can anyone make anything of it?[/QUOTE] Somebody stabbing a shovel into an angry Pumpkin? [editline]7[/editline] Jesus on a cloud with releasing some balloons? [editline]8[/editline] Two bears high-fiving?

Can anybody tell me if the new SMG can achieve 100/100 on Accuracy and Stability through a combination of the suppressor skills and various modifications? Ideally also breaking 100 damage. I'm wondering if it matches, or surpasses the Krinkov as an accurate secondary SMG.

[QUOTE=Ruby_Axe;50565694]Somebody stabbing a shovel into an angry Pumpkin? [editline]7[/editline] Jesus on a cloud with releasing some balloons? [editline]8[/editline] Two bears high-fiving?[/QUOTE] Thank you so much for these.

[QUOTE=Notanything;50565733]Can anybody tell me if the new SMG can achieve 100/100 on Accuracy and Stability through a combination of the suppressor skills and various modifications? Ideally also breaking 100 damage. I'm wondering if it matches, or surpasses the Krinkov as an accurate secondary SMG.[/QUOTE] I've gotten it to around 107 damage, 100 Accuracy, and 100 Stability.

[QUOTE=Finale;50565682]Time for more secret hunting. This image: [img]http://i.imgur.com/mYl6QlS.png[/img] is inscribed at the top of one of the pillars near the bunker on day 1 of the new heist. Can anyone make anything of it?[/QUOTE] [t]http://imgur.com/VrveYFR.png[/t] ???

Pass into the iris????

Pretty sure it's Saruman's tower with the Eye of Sauron above it, and the mountains of Mordor in the background

[QUOTE=PaperMartin;50565857][t]http://imgur.com/VrveYFR.png[/t] ???[/QUOTE] rorschach mask / hat would be cool

I'm so glad I can ditch DLC Unlocker now. I finally got every DLC.

It turns out this: [QUOTE=Finale;50565682] [img]http://i.imgur.com/mYl6QlS.png[/img] [/QUOTE] Appears somewhere else in the game- on the back of the Cursed One mask, from the Diamond DLC. The Cursed One mask has The Diamond on it. [img]http://i.imgur.com/RBThBsp.jpg[/img] Here's the front of the mask for reference. [img]http://i.imgur.com/AhBSht5.png[/img] For a bunch of long spergy reasons I won't get into unless folks ask, the diamond is probably at the core of the new Payday Secret. It has a parallel meaning as the star Algol, which in mythology is either the eye of a demon, or the eye of Medusa (in the constellation Perseus). This is also why we've been getting illuminati, eye, evil eye, demon eye, medusa, etc imagery in masks and in heists, particularly The Diamond. The exact meaning is unclear, as is what the correspondence between the images means. In any case, I'd like to formally request a new mask from overkill: a tinfoil hat. edit: for some reason, the [t] tag kills the mask images. huh. could someone let me know what I'm doing wrong?

The Cursed One is a reference to The Lord of the Rings. I told you all it was the Eye of Sauron! :freakout:

to say the cursed one is a reference is kinda putting it really lightly, i mean how obvious is it gonna have to be it's meant to be king theoden

[QUOTE=Recurracy;50568051]to say the cursed one is a reference is kinda putting it really lightly, i mean how obvious is it gonna have to be it's meant to be king theoden[/QUOTE] Not sure what's your point, I mean yes it is an obvious reference. It doesn't have to be shady or vague all the time.

I'm not seeing the Théoden reference aside from it being a bearded decrepit-looking king. Théoden wasn't cursed and didn't have a big gem in his crown.

Here's a visual representation of how awful the collision on the motorcycle is: [t]http://i.imgur.com/KMuWAak.png[/t] The grey rectangle is the collision model, motorcycle is black.

I felt like it was 4 times larger than this

Like... did they not give a shit when they made day 1?

So I've been trying to reinstall Payday 2, and no matter what I do it seems to crash on the "Press Any Key" screen. I've tried disabling all mods, deleting files and redownloading them, but nothing seems to work, I don't get what's wrong. Could someone please take a look at my [url=http://pastebin.com/YuvMztYF]Crash log[/url] and maybe help me figure out what's wrong? I'd really appreciate it. [editline]22nd June 2016[/editline] Please, I'm like really desperate here.

you guys all laughed at me when the heist came out and I said the motorcycle part was fuckking miserably bad I don't think driving in any of the heists is fun I like SOME of the biker heist. I think the wide open arena is pretty fun but only if the SWAT turret isn't RIGHT infront of the bike truck, becasue then the heist gets far more difficult because the dice rolled the wrong way Day 2 is interesting becasue it's never been done before, but I find there's no reason to go for anything other than the mind control headset, because the guns and coke on Day 1 are more than enough money and XP and it's far too much hassle to ferry bags through the helicopter

I like the heist as a whole, but the driving segment needs massive improvement. Otherwise, its quite fun.

[QUOTE=Dick Slamfist;50569156]you guys all laughed at me when the heist came out and I said the motorcycle part was fuckking miserably bad I don't think driving in any of the heists is fun[/QUOTE] Sad thing is after trying the Motorcycle once (and hating it), each time afterwards I just ran to the escape. I have ran to the escape several times now, and beaten the players using the bikes each time.

Everytime I play that heist I just sprint. Since I use dodge I'm fast enough to get there and it's significantly less hassle.

[QUOTE=Lolnoob1;50568613]Here's a visual representation of how awful the collision on the motorcycle is: [t]http://i.imgur.com/KMuWAak.png[/t] The grey rectangle is the collision model, motorcycle is black.[/QUOTE] why tho [editline]22nd June 2016[/editline] It looks like such an easy fix. Do they simply don't give a fuck?

[QUOTE=Arktomys;50569326] It looks like such an easy fix. Do they simply don't give a fuck?[/QUOTE] To be fair, nothing seems like a simple fix with Diesel. :pudge:

I haven't played this for a while and I have to say I like the new skill tree stuff, and from hearing other players playing as Rust his voice is fucking magnificent. Right now I'm trying to sell some stuff on market to get some of the DLC's that I don't have but per usual with the market people either undercut me or just don't wanna buy my shit.

Is there an infinite assault during escape? Last time I played I couldn't get to my bike and everyone else ran off, and I couldn't buy enough time for myself to get on the bike without getting downed. I wound up trying to make a run for it but I went down anyway.