PAYDAY 2 V9 - 900% More Chromatic Aberration and Lens dirt Edition
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That'd happen if ovk could.
We got goatsim,anything's possible.
[QUOTE=Finale;50161067]"voff" is a scandanavian onomatopoeia for "woof"
[sp]Undertale tie-in confirmed[/sp][/QUOTE]
Something related to Wolf?
[QUOTE=PaperMartin;50161115]That'd happen if ovk could.
We got goatsim,anything's possible.[/QUOTE]
I can rest easy knowing that Toby would never approve it.
[QUOTE=Finale;50161067]"voff" is a scandanavian onomatopoeia for "woof"
[sp]Undertale tie-in confirmed[/sp][/QUOTE]
Man does everything have to be connected to Undertake?
I swear to fuckin' god...
[QUOTE=QuickShot;50161469]Man does everything have to be connected to Undertake?
I swear to fuckin' god...[/QUOTE]
I'm gonna make the ultimate determination heisting simulation game.
"Gang, our new client has hired us to break into an extensive cave system that Murkywater recently took over. Our target is supposed to be some kind of bio-weapon they found down there, a flower or something"
loot: 1 goat :dogcited:
3 new melee weapons: blue spear, empty gun, ballet shoes
Masks: RG, Sans, Onion-san, Mettaton
Patterns: Tem Flake, Flowey, Delta Rune, Frisk -_-
Materials: Determined, Spaghetti, Pie, Legendary Artifact
Achievements:
The next day...: Secure the Goatkid and complete the Undertale Heist.
Puzzle Enthusiast: Hack all puzzles without being interrupted.
The friendly criminal caper where no one has to die: Complete the Undertale Heist with no enemies dying by any means.
Stay Determined: Complete the Undertale Heist on Overkill or above without anyone going down
Having a Bad Time: Complete the Undertale Heist on the Death Wish Difficulty
[QUOTE=Finale;50161799]"Gang, our new client has hired us to break into an extensive cave system that Murkywater recently took over. Our target is supposed to be some kind of bio-weapon they found down there, a flower or something"
loot: 1 goat :dogcited:
3 new melee weapons: blue spear, empty gun, ballet shoes
Masks: RG, Sans, Onion-san, Mettaton, Temmie
Patterns: Tem Flake, Flowey, Delta Rune, Frisk -_-
Materials: Determined, Spaghetti, Pie, Legendary Artifact
Achievements:
The next day...: Secure the Goatkid and complete the Undertale Heist.
Puzzle Enthusiast: Hack all puzzles without being interrupted.
The friendly criminal caper where no one has to die: Complete the Undertale Heist with no enemies dying by any means.
Stay Determined: Complete the Undertale Heist on Overkill or above without anyone going down
Having a Bad Time: Complete the Undertale Heist on the Death Wish Difficulty[/QUOTE]
please, stop shitting up this thread
:toadleave:
[QUOTE=Finale;50161799]"Gang, our new client has hired us to break into an extensive cave system that Murkywater recently took over. Our target is supposed to be some kind of bio-weapon they found down there, a flower or something"
loot: 1 goat :dogcited:
3 new melee weapons: blue spear, empty gun, ballet shoes
Masks: RG, Sans, Onion-san, Mettaton
Patterns: Tem Flake, Flowey, Delta Rune, Frisk -_-
Materials: Determined, Spaghetti, Pie, Legendary Artifact
Achievements:
The next day...: Secure the Goatkid and complete the Undertale Heist.
Puzzle Enthusiast: Hack all puzzles without being interrupted.
The friendly criminal caper where no one has to die: Complete the Undertale Heist with no enemies dying by any means.
Stay Determined: Complete the Undertale Heist on Overkill or above without anyone going down
Having a Bad Time: Complete the Undertale Heist on the Death Wish Difficulty[/QUOTE]look undertale's great and all but shit like this is why it's got a bad reputation
stop it
I'd let it pass if the joke was kind of original
It's just a bunch of UT meme no one not playing UT know
Who would want that
[QUOTE=Finale;50161799]"Gang, our new client has hired us to break into an extensive cave system that Murkywater recently took over. Our target is supposed to be some kind of bio-weapon they found down there, a flower or something"
loot: 1 goat :dogcited:
3 new melee weapons: blue spear, empty gun, ballet shoes
Masks: RG, Sans, Onion-san, Mettaton
Patterns: Tem Flake, Flowey, Delta Rune, Frisk -_-
Materials: Determined, Spaghetti, Pie, Legendary Artifact
Achievements:
The next day...: Secure the Goatkid and complete the Undertale Heist.
Puzzle Enthusiast: Hack all puzzles without being interrupted.
The friendly criminal caper where no one has to die: Complete the Undertale Heist with no enemies dying by any means.
Stay Determined: Complete the Undertale Heist on Overkill or above without anyone going down
Having a Bad Time: Complete the Undertale Heist on the Death Wish Difficulty[/QUOTE]
This is the exact fucking reason why most people hate anything undertale related outside undertale or threads made specifically for undertale, and I will go as far as to say that you are part of the problem. No one fandom have I seen push their memes and inside jokes so much to others.
[QUOTE=Finale;50161799]"Gang, our new client has hired us to break into an extensive cave system that Murkywater recently took over. Our target is supposed to be some kind of bio-weapon they found down there, a flower or something"
loot: 1 goat :dogcited:
3 new melee weapons: blue spear, empty gun, ballet shoes
Masks: RG, Sans, Onion-san, Mettaton
Patterns: Tem Flake, Flowey, Delta Rune, Frisk -_-
Materials: Determined, Spaghetti, Pie, Legendary Artifact
Achievements:
The next day...: Secure the Goatkid and complete the Undertale Heist.
Puzzle Enthusiast: Hack all puzzles without being interrupted.
The friendly criminal caper where no one has to die: Complete the Undertale Heist with no enemies dying by any means.
Stay Determined: Complete the Undertale Heist on Overkill or above without anyone going down
Having a Bad Time: Complete the Undertale Heist on the Death Wish Difficulty[/QUOTE]
I don't know anything about Undertale but along with it having the worst graphics I've seen in the past decade, this doesn't make me want to play it.
[QUOTE=Guiboune;50162083]I don't know anything about Undertale but along with it having the worst graphics I've seen in the past decade, this doesn't make me want to play it.[/QUOTE]
Don't want to start a discussion about Undertale here, but
Undertale doesn't have graphics, it's pixel art.
[QUOTE=Finale;50161799]"Gang, our new client has hired us to break into an extensive cave system that Murkywater recently took over. Our target is supposed to be some kind of bio-weapon they found down there, a flower or something"
loot: 1 goat :dogcited:
3 new melee weapons: blue spear, empty gun, ballet shoes
Masks: RG, Sans, Onion-san, Mettaton
Patterns: Tem Flake, Flowey, Delta Rune, Frisk -_-
Materials: Determined, Spaghetti, Pie, Legendary Artifact
Achievements:
The next day...: Secure the Goatkid and complete the Undertale Heist.
Puzzle Enthusiast: Hack all puzzles without being interrupted.
The friendly criminal caper where no one has to die: Complete the Undertale Heist with no enemies dying by any means.
Stay Determined: Complete the Undertale Heist on Overkill or above without anyone going down
Having a Bad Time: Complete the Undertale Heist on the Death Wish Difficulty[/QUOTE]
why don't you go write some goat-fucking fanfiction or whatever it is your kind do
[QUOTE=Loadingue;50162100]Don't want to start a discussion about Undertale here, but
Undertale doesn't have graphics, it's pixel art.[/QUOTE]
Yes, "art".
:quotes: :v:
just kidding, eheh
May i remind you that the last DLC was free, so if they'll do anything the chance is high that it'll be paid
I love coming to this thread, seeing 18 new posts in the last couple hours, and thinking "oh yay, maybe an announcement" only to find 3 posts from one guy making Undertale jokes and 11 or so from people bitching about it.
...Does anyone actually have any legitimate idea what Voff is?
[QUOTE=Nickolas;50162247]May i remind you that the last DLC was free, so if they'll do anything the chance is high that it'll be paid[/QUOTE]
Most probably. Especially since it's been 2+ months since the latest paid one. I personally am hoping for a weapon pack DLC, it's been a while since we got one.
It's so easy to derail this thread
Whatever the achievements are for it sure as hell isn't a stupid Undertale crossover. My bets are on the next PD:TH heists or something else entirety.
[QUOTE=HappyHead;50162496]It's so easy to derail this thread[/QUOTE]
It's easy to derail anything with undertale.
[QUOTE=Cuervo66;50162290]I love coming to this thread, seeing 18 new posts in the last couple hours, and thinking "oh yay, maybe an announcement" only to find 3 posts from one guy making Undertale jokes and 11 or so from people bitching about it.
...Does anyone actually have any legitimate idea what Voff is?[/QUOTE]
Voff is actually the onomatopoeia in scandinavian countries for "woof":dog:. Prefixes are often related to released content, but they tend to be pretty obscure in a way that's not useful unless there's other leaked info. The prefix is new, so it's not likely to be one of the earlier leaks, like vehicle customization. Prior classic heists were released in pairs w/ten achievements, but this only has 5 achievements. My guess is it's a one-off of some type. There might not even be a new heist.
edit: a friend suggested police dogs- I still think that's unlikely, animation would be a pain.
Coyoteze, if it [I]is[/I] police dogs, I'm going to hope for another one of those "let's stick the dog model in the human dance animation" clips.
The crossover heist I'm desperately waiting for is trailer park boys
You have to move bags of weed while also avoiding Randy and Lahey
And Ricky joins the payday gang
[QUOTE=Finale;50162652]Voff is actually the onomatopoeia in scandinavian countries for "woof":dog:.[...][/QUOTE]
Wild theory : Isn't there strings for new arrow types somewhere in the code ? Like bone-tipped arrows ? Voff -> Woof -> Dog -> Bone
Makes sense to me.
with overkill's craving for dank memes, even a crossover for minecraft is possible.
MC isn't even dank enough
[QUOTE=Guiboune;50162992]Wild theory : Isn't there strings for new arrow types somewhere in the code ? Like bone-tipped arrows ? Voff -> Woof -> Dog -> Bone
Makes sense to me.[/QUOTE]
The gage prehistoric weapon pack.
Comes with yet another bow and arrow, 5 different stick melees and a Rock throwable.
[QUOTE=Guiboune;50162992]Wild theory : Isn't there strings for new arrow types somewhere in the code ? Like bone-tipped arrows ? Voff -> Woof -> Dog -> Bone
Makes sense to me.[/QUOTE]
C'mon guys, we can do better than this. Whatever happened to all the other bullshit conspiracy theorists that made entertaining theories.
[QUOTE=Lone_Star94;50165127]C'mon guys, we can do better than this. Whatever happened to all the other bullshit conspiracy theorists that made entertaining theories.[/QUOTE]
*clears throat*
AHEM.
Voff -> Woof -> Dog -> Bone -> Jolly Roger -> Pirates -> 1890s -> Time-travel -> Delorean
Explains the bone-tipped arrows, the supposed movie heist with possible time travel AND the infamous pirate pack DLC that was so frequently suggested on the steam forums...
You're welcome.
:pudge:
Guys, is it me, or are almost all of Overkill's night maps, especially the ones added as variations, really freaking ugly? I don't know what it is, but some of Overkill's night maps can be obscenely dark to the point where it doesn't even seem appropriate as some artistic touch, it's just ugly, and inconvenient because of how the map is made to look dark. It's like how in Payday: The Heist, if you step in the wrong place, suddenly your whole screen darkened and you couldn't see shit.
It also doesn't help that weapon flashlights do fuck all to illuminate things. I was playing night variations of park escape, and Watch Dogs day 1, and the lack of brightness despite the street lights is just really irritating. Save just bumping up my brightness, is there any mod that makes it look not as pitch-freaking-black?
[QUOTE=Notanything;50165759]Guys, is it me, or are almost all of Overkill's night maps, especially the ones added as variations, really freaking ugly? I don't know what it is, but some of Overkill's night maps can be obscenely dark to the point where it doesn't even seem appropriate as some artistic touch, it's just ugly, and inconvenient because of how the map is made to look dark. It's like how in Payday: The Heist, if you step in the wrong place, suddenly your whole screen darkened and you couldn't see shit.
It also doesn't help that weapon flashlights do fuck all to illuminate things. I was playing night variations of park escape, and Watch Dogs day 1, and the lack of brightness despite the street lights is just really irritating. Save just bumping up my brightness, is there any mod that makes it look not as pitch-freaking-black?[/QUOTE]
All Payday 2 maps are pretty ugly imo, it's just the Diesel engine being, well, the Diesel engine.
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