PAYDAY 2 V9 - 900% More Chromatic Aberration and Lens dirt Edition

[ECS]

We can't forget how soulless the faces look... And the perspective... And optimization... And basically how the engine is structured. But hey, at least it supports Lua, that is a good thing I guess.

[wat_am_i_doin]

IMHO PD2's night maps are tied with its bright daytime maps for ugliness. The general lighting and shading in Diesel are just so ugly that anything without vibrant colors or dramatic shadows is guaranteed to look like ass.

The preset used on Shadow Raid (and maybe a couple of others? can't remember, been playing with a TOD randomizer for ages now) actually looks alright due to the fog and purple tint, though.

As far as the darkness goes . . . PD2 night maps are plenty bright on my screen. Chalk it up to monitor differences, I guess. The AH-IPS I'm using doesn't exactly have spectacular black levels.

[Finale]

Could the update be safehouse customization?

[ECS]

[QUOTE=Finale;50166242]Could the update be safehouse customization?[/QUOTE]

I can already see the descriptions:

.Decorate you living room with the same sets of colors.
.Place Kawaiidozer bobblehead anywhere in the safehouse.
.Get rid of the hidden Cloaker, using the broom melee.
.Acquire and place an original paint of "The half-eaten cheese toast".
.Have you and your four man crew move your new sofa and 80" inch TV on OVERKILL difficulty or above without anyone in your crew getting downed or cuffed.

[Venomousbeetle]

goddamnit I saw 50+ posts so I was hoping we got the rebalance early, nope, undertale fanfic

[Hidden Titan]

[QUOTE=E.C.S;50166379]
.Get rid of the hidden Cloaker, using the broom melee.
[/QUOTE]

imagine a giant spider wearing the cloaker goggles

[Lexi]

maybe voff is an acronym for something

V: Vault
O: Only
F: Faggots
F: Fuck

or something

[Nickolas Cat]

[QUOTE=VenomousBeetle;50166407]goddamnit I saw 50+ posts so I was hoping we got the rebalance early, nope, undertale fanfic[/QUOTE]

Wow i was expecting to read a new post but it's yet another repeat of the "THERE WERE POSTS BUT NO UPDATE" posts

Stop posting these, everybody :v:

[Fulgrim]

[QUOTE=GentlemanLexi;50166561]maybe voff is an acronym for something

V: Vault
O: Only
F: Faggots
F: Fuck

or something[/QUOTE]

Vlad's on fucking fire

[Iseya]

[QUOTE=Finale;50161799]"Gang, our new client has hired us to break into an extensive cave system that Murkywater recently took over. Our target is supposed to be some kind of bio-weapon they found down there, a flower or something"

loot: 1 goat :dogcited:

3 new melee weapons: blue spear, empty gun, ballet shoes

Masks: RG, Sans, Onion-san, Mettaton
Patterns: Tem Flake, Flowey, Delta Rune, Frisk -_-
Materials: Determined, Spaghetti, Pie, Legendary Artifact

Achievements:

The next day...: Secure the Goatkid and complete the Undertale Heist.
Puzzle Enthusiast: Hack all puzzles without being interrupted.
The friendly criminal caper where no one has to die: Complete the Undertale Heist with no enemies dying by any means.
Stay Determined: Complete the Undertale Heist on Overkill or above without anyone going down
Having a Bad Time: Complete the Undertale Heist on the Death Wish Difficulty[/QUOTE]

pls no, i even made a crappy undertale hud myself and i don't want this

i'm not proud, at all
[t]http://puu.sh/oppCg/b6d55652a9.jpg[/t]
yes i know it's cancer and i hate myself for it

[PaperMartin]

It's pretty good imo

[DoomMarine23]

Honestly that guy accomplished his mission as his goofy ass post just derailed this entire thread.

[Finale]

[QUOTE=doommarine23;50168913]Honestly that guy accomplished his mission as his goofy ass post just derailed this entire thread.[/QUOTE]

I gotta say it's liberating to not read

"hey guys, I'm thinking about reinstalling, is overkill still horrible :smug:"
"no, here are the recent DLC"
"no, but *passive aggressive comment about past thing X*"

on an endless loop while we wait for new content.

[Venomousbeetle]

I would think his mission was to sell us on an undertale dlc

[Spudgun]

[QUOTE=Iseya;50167766]pls no, i even made a crappy undertale hud myself and i don't want this

i'm not proud, at all
[t]http://puu.sh/oppCg/b6d55652a9.jpg[/t]
yes i know it's cancer and i hate myself for it[/QUOTE]

Not as bad as my Alesso mod
[t]http://i.imgur.com/K3QAI97.jpg[/t]

[Nickolas Cat]

This is why i never let Hatley give me mods he makes to ""Test""

[PaperMartin]

[QUOTE=Finale;50168977]I gotta say it's liberating to not read

"hey guys, I'm thinking about reinstalling, is overkill still horrible :smug:"
"no, here are the recent DLC"
"no, but *passive aggressive comment about past thing X*"

on an endless loop while we wait for new content.[/QUOTE]
I'd rather have that than the cringey undertale joke

[Loli Lover]

My Alesso mod has uncensored anime tiddies

[DoomMarine23]

[QUOTE=PaperMartin;50169219]I'd rather have that than the cringey undertale joke[/QUOTE]

Real talk, this thread needs to chill. I've never seen a thread take a dumb joke post so seriously and continue talking about it for so long.

[editline]20th April 2016[/editline]

[QUOTE=Exploders;50169242]My Alesso mod has uncensored anime tiddies[/QUOTE]

plz shure

[PaperMartin]

[QUOTE=doommarine23;50169296]Real talk, this thread needs to chill. I've never seen a thread take a dumb joke post so seriously and continue talking about it for so long.[/QUOTE]

but what would we be talking about then?

[DoomMarine23]

[QUOTE=PaperMartin;50169304]but what would we be talking about then?[/QUOTE]

Don't know, because I'm mostly a lurker here. What about new builds, a constructive indepth talk about the switched up meta because of the skill-tree changes, anything besides negative crap.

If there really is nothing to talk about, hell just let the thread rest until we got something worth showing.

[Eldariub]

Can we talk about how the Goat Sim Heist is really sucky? Like, it's legitimately no fun at all. Day 1 is a top contender for worst level in the game. Snipers, bronco cops and absolutely no cover. Fun. Day 2 sucks slightly less, however, it's not anything to write home about.

[Spudgun]

[QUOTE=Eldariub;50169351]Can we talk about how the Goat Sim Heist is really sucky? Like, it's legitimately no fun at all. Day 1 is a top contender for worst level in the game. Snipers, bronco cops and absolutely no cover. Fun. Day 2 sucks slightly less, however, it's not anything to write home about.[/QUOTE]

Day 2 has this amazing bug where if you only send one or some of the goats on the first balloon, the invisible wall to the escape route goes, and you can just walk to the bridge

And that stops cops from spawning at the farm

[Finale]

[QUOTE=Hatley;50169573]Day 2 has this amazing bug where if you only send one or some of the goats on the first balloon, the invisible wall to the escape route goes, and you can just walk to the bridge

And that stops cops from spawning at the farm[/QUOTE]

I'll let them know about that, thanks.

[QUOTE=Eldariub;50169351]Can we talk about how the Goat Sim Heist is really sucky? Like, it's legitimately no fun at all. Day 1 is a top contender for worst level in the game. Snipers, bronco cops and absolutely no cover. Fun. Day 2 sucks slightly less, however, it's not anything to write home about.[/QUOTE]

I've not had problems with it, except on DW. The key imo is to clear the park area first, it's much more exposed than the rest of the map.

[Loadingue]

[QUOTE=Eldariub;50169351]Can we talk about how the Goat Sim Heist is really sucky? Like, it's legitimately no fun at all. Day 1 is a top contender for worst level in the game. Snipers, bronco cops and absolutely no cover. Fun. Day 2 sucks slightly less, however, it's not anything to write home about.[/QUOTE]

Considering the difficulty (enemy-wise and objective-wise), a stand-alone version of GoatSim Day 1 would be amazing. I love the idea of searching through a whole neighborhood for loot to take home.

[Notanything]

[QUOTE=Eldariub;50169351]Can we talk about how the Goat Sim Heist is really sucky? Like, it's legitimately no fun at all. Day 1 is a top contender for worst level in the game. Snipers, bronco cops and absolutely no cover. Fun. Day 2 sucks slightly less, however, it's not anything to write home about.[/QUOTE]

I can think of worse. I think Car Shop is probably the top contender for something that legitimately doesn't need to be in the game. Every time I see it on the contract list having accumulated the highest experience bonus, I get annoyed remembering why I avoid it like the plague.

[Loli Lover]

At least Car Shop's free

[HappyHead]

The only reason car shop exists is to show off the new driving mechanic

[Notanything]

So, I read an interesting little thing regarding Payday 2, but I was very skeptical because it sounded absolutely ridiculous, but at the same time, if it's true, it would explain several things I've personally experienced.

Apparently, from what I read, the host's CPU speed can affect the aggression and mobility of law enforcement AI to the point where if they've got a very fast one, the AI will be much more reactive and aggressive. Oppositely, if the speed is lower, the AI will be much slower.

Is there any truth to this, or is it as crazy as it sounds?

[SC]

[QUOTE=Notanything;50172181]So, I read an interesting little thing regarding Payday 2, but I was very skeptical because it sounded absolutely ridiculous, but at the same time, if it's true, it would explain several things I've personally experienced.

Apparently, from what I read, the host's CPU speed can affect the aggression and mobility of law enforcement AI to the point where if they've got a very fast one, the AI will be much more reactive and aggressive. Oppositely, if the speed is lower, the AI will be much slower.

Is there any truth to this, or is it as crazy as it sounds?[/QUOTE]

That is 100% true, I know this for a fact. It gets much more noticeable if you're a client in [URL="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/19301078/sc_overhaul/scripts/1420847319939.webm"]one of those games. [/URL]