Counter Strike: Global Offensive v7: Creeps from the weeb team represent
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CS:GO v. we're all the worst
[QUOTE='TheDark[PL];49075795']Oh man, there seems to be a lot of Poles hating Poles.
Don't worry, I am guilty of that too.[/QUOTE]
But are they all as edgy as you
Everyone who's from the nation of counter strike and not on my friends list is automatically a cunt and has their communication blocked before the game starts out of pure principle.
Fuck all of you, no offense :v:
Why do people always fucking play the corner on long when they have a rifle?
Like dude, you're going to fucking die but they keep going back round after round and die every time.
[QUOTE=proch;49075422]Poles are the fucking worst[/QUOTE]
Pfff, the worst is when you play with two Russians, one from Czech, one frome Slovakia and one from Poland (btw I'm from poland) this is really fucking sick.
in ~900 hours i've only ever met 1 icelandic person in soloqueue and it turned out to be someone i actually knew irl :/
[QUOTE=idiot;49076781]in ~900 hours i've only ever met 1 icelandic person in soloqueue and it turned out to be someone i actually knew irl :/[/QUOTE]
Was it your brother?
[QUOTE=Satane;49077068]I find it funny how p much all slavs ITT hate other slavs[/QUOTE]
It's part of being a slav.
[QUOTE=seba079;49077035]Am I the only one who finds this crowd obnoxious?[/QUOTE]
I dunno why the mics are picking up the crowd so much, the cheering is normal. It happens for vp at EU lans all the time.
And yet again, I shoot my own team mate with AWP.
I keep shooting before checking/thinking :<
[video=youtube;KwuTVVGvmkc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwuTVVGvmkc&feature=youtu.be[/video]
[QUOTE=Plaster;49075420]He didn't say "danke schön" though, he said "deine schuld" meaning its my fault that I rekt him that hard.[/QUOTE]
that's almost better, i thought he was saying "thank you" for those bullets you delivered to his head :v:
[QUOTE=Suttles;49077338]I dunno why the mics are picking up the crowd so much, the cheering is normal. It happens for vp at EU lans all the time.[/QUOTE]
Might be because I'm hearing the audience more accurately, but at most EU events I just hear cheering noises or something like that; here it's people saying actual things which for some reason I default to be discouraging or negative. Oh well, it's just me being weird, move on.
sorry for shit quality i dont why its so bad, anyway i pulled this shit earlier figured id share on my blog
[video]https://youtu.be/Qk1gyE_awOc[/video]
Rant:
Seriously, what the fuck is this bullshit going on in MM?
First game: Russian trolls on team, loss.
Second game: 2 Smurfs carrying some bots, loss.
Third Game: Literally 5 premade fucking smurfs (as they say) who destroy us and control pace of game + russian on team who we instantly kick after he started trolling on 3rd round and admitting that account is for trolling)
I am so sick of this shit, I would pay fucking 100-500 Euro annually to a fucking Valve for some premium MM services which only let players who have 500+ hours + level 40 badge in game, idc even if it's stupid I would fucking pay for it just to get rid of these assholes.
Yeah sure I get better playing against smurfs as my fucking anger goes up and then shots just somehow hit them magically but it pisses me off up to the point where I would find one of them smurfs irl and stab him in a fucking dick.
And nobody on my friends list is playing cs go, half either plays with full team (although I think they secretely just avoid me because I am shit or something and don't wanna tell me directly) and half just quit for 5 years.
This fucking patience exploded literally 1 week after my 23 day long break from CS GO ended.
What do I do in this fucking case? I posted on reddit, hopefully someone wants to play, I am so sick of Russians up to this point that I fucking regret I know Russian or was born in Russian speaking country, would rather fucking be born in North pole or some shit and be a fucking penguin.
Don't mind my message in game, they kept saying random bullshit that pissed me off, this time they said: DRAW IT.
Don't think I've ever been so pissed at cs go in my life.
They got real angry after this:
(and we got rekt)
[video=youtube;MPqP4h6qURY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPqP4h6qURY&feature=youtu.be[/video]
Might be still processing.
This was the fucking score apparently
[t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/581323402269928355/509636BEFD55CA3F40756BE24B3236E277FB9064/[/t]
/Rant over, sorry :<
[QUOTE=arleitiss;49078619]Rant:
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Yeah. Welcome back.
Go use those 100-500 euro on some anger management or a game where you wont lose, ever, because this doesn't just stop. Everyone in Europe has to play with the slavs, and everyone meets those smurfs you meet.
And to be honest, in the end, it really seems you are just as toxic as the slavs you hate.
[QUOTE=Oscar Lima Echo;49078892]Yeah. Welcome back.
Go use those 100-500 euro on some anger management or a game where you wont lose, ever, because this doesn't just stop. Everyone in Europe has to play with the slavs, and everyone meets those smurfs you meet.
And to be honest, in the end, it really seems you are just as toxic as the slavs you hate.[/QUOTE]
Yeah because what are the odds of being put into a shit lobby 3 or 4 times in a row? This shit doesn't seem to happen to anyone else, is it location, rank, ping related or what.
Yeah it does bro. Everyone has had a losing streak. Everyone has been a "victim of the circumstances", in reality you just have to get better.
If you don't want to accept that, you'll have to "accept" that csgo mm is destroyed and stop playing.
I aint no expert specifically in CSGO but playing with at least one person on voice chat will make your whole experience much better.
[QUOTE=arleitiss;49078959]Yeah because what are the odds of being put into a shit lobby 3 or 4 times in a row? This shit doesn't seem to happen to anyone else, is it location, rank, ping related or what.[/QUOTE]
I managed to get 4 team mates, each soloqued, one of whom flamed and was ve_0 the whole game, one of whom abandoned half way through, one of whom bought Zeus kevlar or other pisstake buys and one who was, by self admission, boosted and had 6 kills in the whole game. I played another where a team mate flamed all game and another got a ban for tking him in spawn. Another game I got 39 frags but only one player on my team could match half that and we drew.
Everyone gets shitty team mates, and everyone has runs where it seems mm is out to get them. The only thing you can change is your response to it - all you can do is try and keep the peace on your team and play the best you can. If you're getting this upset over cs and can't fix your attitude (I used to get really pissed off and yell at people, and I realised this and have stopped because it's stupid) then find another game because it sucks for you and your team mates.
[QUOTE=RocketRacer;49078981]I aint no expert specifically in CSGO but playing with at least one person on voice chat will make your whole experience much better.[/QUOTE]
Nobody wants to play, everyone has different reason so I can only suspect either they dont understand my weird English or I am too shit for them.
So only option is to solo queue it seems.
[editline]8th November 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=NeonpieDFTBA;49079015]I managed to get 4 team mates, each soloqued, one of whom flamed and was ve_0 the whole game, one of whom abandoned half way through, one of whom bought Zeus kevlar or other pisstake buys and one who was, by self admission, boosted and had 6 kills in the whole game. I played another where a team mate flamed all game and another got a ban for tking him in spawn. Another game I got 39 frags but only one player on my team could match half that and we drew.
Everyone gets shitty team mates, and everyone has runs where it seems mm is out to get them. The only thing you can change is your response to it - all you can do is try and keep the peace on your team and play the best you can. If you're getting this upset over cs and can't fix your attitude (I used to get really pissed off and yell at people, and I realised this and have stopped because it's stupid) then find another game because it sucks for you and your team mates.[/QUOTE]
I am still unsure if I got pissed off because of having crap lobby 3 times in a row or because of those smurfs trolling all game, I even forgot about cl mute enemy team command which I should've used.
Holy fuck pasza is going huge today, that's the biceps I wanna see
[QUOTE=arleitiss;49079069]Nobody wants to play, everyone has different reason so I can only suspect either they dont understand my weird English or I am too shit for them.
So only option is to solo queue it seems.
[editline]8th November 2015[/editline]
I am still unsure if I got pissed off because of having crap lobby 3 times in a row or because of those smurfs trolling all game, I even forgot about cl mute enemy team command which I should've used.[/QUOTE]
What do you want us to tell you though? It's ok, MM is fucked and none of this is your fault?
[QUOTE=Oscar Lima Echo;49079168]What do you want us to tell you though? It's ok, MM is fucked and none of this is your fault?[/QUOTE]
Was just wondering if its only my shit luck or lately something happened with MM
It's your skill.
It was always your skill.
Before you quit nearly all you posted was complaints about how MM was broken, and now you're back again pointing fingers at everything but yourself.
[QUOTE=arleitiss;49079194]Was just wondering if its only my shit luck or lately something happened with MM[/QUOTE]
You really need to stop thinking everyone is targetting you. You're just being a whiny bitch.
[QUOTE=Roll_Program;49055341]I'm having the shittiest luck with really sketchy enemy teams. Last 50-70 games or so I've won about 1 game out of every 10-12 games. When I first got Supreme I had a winning streak of >8 games right off the bat.
I was Supreme all summer and now I'm DMG in the space of 2-3 weeks, something needs to be done about matchmaking, so many fishy players.
I keep playing because if it is truly my problem, then the only way to fix it is to practice.[/QUOTE]
I got back to SMFC in about 12 matches solo queue lol
Yeah boy
[editline]9th November 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=arleitiss;49078619]Rant:
Seriously, what the fuck is this bullshit going on in MM?
First game: Russian trolls on team, loss.
Second game: 2 Smurfs carrying some bots, loss.
Third Game: Literally 5 premade fucking smurfs (as they say) who destroy us and control pace of game + russian on team who we instantly kick after he started trolling on 3rd round and admitting that account is for trolling)
I am so sick of this shit, I would pay fucking 100-500 Euro annually to a fucking Valve for some premium MM services which only let players who have 500+ hours + level 40 badge in game, idc even if it's stupid I would fucking pay for it just to get rid of these assholes.
Yeah sure I get better playing against smurfs as my fucking anger goes up and then shots just somehow hit them magically but it pisses me off up to the point where I would find one of them smurfs irl and stab him in a fucking dick.
And nobody on my friends list is playing cs go, half either plays with full team (although I think they secretely just avoid me because I am shit or something and don't wanna tell me directly) and half just quit for 5 years.
This fucking patience exploded literally 1 week after my 23 day long break from CS GO ended.
What do I do in this fucking case? I posted on reddit, hopefully someone wants to play, I am so sick of Russians up to this point that I fucking regret I know Russian or was born in Russian speaking country, would rather fucking be born in North pole or some shit and be a fucking penguin.
Don't mind my message in game, they kept saying random bullshit that pissed me off, this time they said: DRAW IT.
Don't think I've ever been so pissed at cs go in my life.
They got real angry after this:
(and we got rekt)
Might be still processing.
This was the fucking score apparently
/Rant over, sorry :<[/QUOTE]
"Did your cheats stop working"
So I had a game yesterday, and it was 14 to 14. We had come back from 14-1. All that way. I was the last guy left on dust_2 on CT side. I had a SMG and there was three people left to kill. I killed two of them in tunnels, then I rotated around to B ramp.
The last guy had an AWP so I jumped out hoping he would miss, and thank God he did. He missed, and this guy was lit. Anyways, I jump around the corner of the big box, he missed a shot. I ran out of bullets in my m4a1-s and pulled out my pistol. I didn't have much time. I started shooting my Deagle at him, but he quickscoped me in the head.
The other team then won the round after that, winning the game.
I failed my team.
Holy shit, mouz got [i]destroyed[/i], it wasn't even fun to watch
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