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just saw a mw boreal forest butterfly go for $5 on the market, poor guy prolly messed up listing it or he REALLY needed those 5 bucks

[QUOTE=idiot;49118576]just saw a mw boreal forest butterfly go for $5 on the market, poor guy prolly messed up listing it or he REALLY needed those 5 bucks[/QUOTE] Was it just $5 or something like $5.78? I've seen a lot of knife graphs take a momentary nosedive just because certain people put the period one character early.

I buy UMP+head armor every round at MGE and usually topfrag. Is this supposed to work or is everyone I fight just an idiot

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49119115]everyone you fight is an idiot[/QUOTE] I'm feeling this way everytime I play as of recent. I used to play a lot but my activity within the past year has decreased and now I only play like one MM match every couple of weeks and when I do play I'm surprised at how many slip ups the enemies are making.

-snipped just for you baby-

[QUOTE=roxter;49118464]U mean, not buying anything at all or just a smg/pistol? Because if my team buys 4 ak's there's no need for me to buy, instead I can buy AWP the round after.[/QUOTE] Not buying anything. Even if the whole team buys AKs, I don't umderstand why the fuck would you not buy an SMG. There is no reason to get the AWP third round, as the enemy team will most likely be ecoing and you're risking giving them the AWP for free.

Does anyone here play on ESL? I've tried it and I'm already banned until 2016.

[video=youtube;Gk6ZogI2Lo4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk6ZogI2Lo4[/video]

thefuck did you do? I've played League of Legends Sunday night ESLs twice, but not CSGO. EDIT: also what's jkaem laughing about, lol

Their client is so slow and buggy and please don't get me started on the website since it works like a pile of horse shit. I got put into a match and when I tried to join it said match id not found then I got banned for not appearing.

Agreed, their website is horrendous. Believe it or not, it was a LOT worse about 3 years ago when I first signed up.

[QUOTE=HumbleTH;49120068]Not buying anything. Even if the whole team buys AKs, I don't umderstand why the fuck would you not buy an SMG. There is no reason to get the AWP third round, as the enemy team will most likely be ecoing and you're risking giving them the AWP for free.[/QUOTE] More often than not, people tend to force 2nd round and full eco 3rd.

[QUOTE=roxter;49120650]More often than not, people tend to force 2nd round and full eco 3rd.[/QUOTE] Which is pretty much what I'm saying? Force buys have a larger chance of winning than ecos, so it's better to have the full team buying instead of 4 people buying and 1 person ecoing. Even with an SMG, if they get a kill, they get more cash towards buying an AWP 4th round. And there is no sense in buying an AWP 3rd round, since, as you said, the enemy will be most likely ecoing, so if they grab your AWP and manage to save it, they don't have to buy an AWP of theirs and you're most likely too poor to buy an AWP.

[QUOTE=Knoxed;49120582]Does anyone here play on ESL? I've tried it and I'm already banned until 2016.[/QUOTE] Can I shake your hand

My experience from ESL was pretty much "this client is shit" followed by "why the fuck is my fps shit".

I'm LEM and I can not control recoil with any gun. How does one learn to control recoil?

[QUOTE=Surplus;49120785]I'm LEM and I can not control recoil with any gun. How does one learn to control recoil?[/QUOTE] download custom maps and git gud

[QUOTE=Surplus;49120785]I'm LEM and I can not control recoil with any gun. How does one learn to control recoil?[/QUOTE] learn spray patterns an mouse movements to keep the spray centered.

[QUOTE=Surplus;49120785]I'm LEM and I can not control recoil with any gun. How does one learn to control recoil?[/QUOTE] [url]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=419404847[/url]

[QUOTE=Surplus;49120785]I'm LEM and I can not control recoil with any gun. How does one learn to control recoil?[/QUOTE] I was just asking Ogris about that, here's the chatlog [quote] Humble #PrayForParis: What's the best way to practice spray control? I'm having massive trouble with my horizontal control in game, while I can do it pretty well on the recoil control map. Ogris: nfi, I don't do it at all, I guess you could just boot up a map and spray into the wall Humble #PrayForParis: yeah, that's what I'm doing. I'm just having trouble actually doing so in game Ogris: Try spraying vs bots if you have any bot maps Ogris: if not get some Humble #PrayForParis: thanks Ogris: In general if you need more than 9 bullets vertical spray to kil someone you already fucked up Humble #PrayForParis: what about for spray transfers? Ogris: meh Ogris: I mean you can try improving on various factors but there's no magical thing that'll get you good Ogris: Grinding out aim is pretty much what everyone does Ogris: you got pros who can't spray for shit [/quote]

[QUOTE=Surplus;49120785]I'm LEM and I can not control recoil with any gun. How does one learn to control recoil?[/QUOTE] Just go DM instead. Spray control is alright but past the first 9 shots you're dead anyway unless the enemy team is full retard.

This is always going to be my favourite pop flash: [video=youtube;jlIXozj5yk4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlIXozj5yk4[/video] Though this is the only time I've ever done an ace with it

Since you guys seem to know about this stuff and because I can't find anything about it through google I was wandering if you guys could tell me what's up. If I move my mouse too fast (say, trying to do a quick 180 to kill a guy behind me) my mouse sort of stutters causing it to not do a full 180. This is probably just because It's a shitty mouse but I don't know what part of it would cause this.

[QUOTE=Lumaio;49121078]Since you guys seem to know about this stuff and because I can't find anything about it through google I was wandering if you guys could tell me what's up. If I move my mouse too fast (say, trying to do a quick 180 to kill a guy behind me) my mouse sort of stutters causing it to not do a full 180. This is probably just because It's a shitty mouse but I don't know what part of it would cause this.[/QUOTE] You're hitting your mouses malfuction speed. It's because its a shitmouse.

[video=youtube;4irIn6p8eJw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4irIn6p8eJw&feature=youtu.be[/video] cant wait for fnatic to use these next gen strats @ next major /s

[QUOTE=cr4sh!;49121277][video=youtube;4irIn6p8eJw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4irIn6p8eJw&feature=youtu.be[/video] cant wait for fnatic to use these next gen strats @ next major /s[/QUOTE] Had the same thing happen on Nuke once while playing casual. Didn't even notice that I've got the gun until I've switched them. [URL="https://my.mixtape.moe/lhdqhj.webm"]vid[/URL] [editline]15th November 2015[/editline] tru pro strats though, at the risk of giving the enemies a gun.

lmfao mmr is amazing i rank up to lem loose 2 matches in a row topfragging in both with 30 kills, this is ridiculous

i can safely say mm at this point is cancer it's either decent team against 5-man that's a beast on all the corners, hackers against hackers or incompetent fucks that give up on second round while calling everyone else a retard, and the ratio of good matches to bad matches is 2:7 i am honestly surprised that i'm in lem still then there's the unknown internet problems which cause the ping to spike to multiple hundreds for periods of time but that doesn't matter

I almost never have issues with soloq, must be because I'm not in Europe

[QUOTE=AtomicSans;49122365]I almost never have issues with soloq, must be because I'm not in Europe[/QUOTE] Nah, but I'm not gonna lay down some truth on people as to why they encounter nothing but retards in MM (hint: it's not the teammates)