[QUOTE=Don Merino;38182723]That's cool.
Also, the fact that there are people on fp who play this will make me feel like less of a weirdo.
I mean, you guys ARE real people with real lives and everything, aren't you? Right?[/QUOTE]
Real Life? You got a download link for that?
The funny thing is, there is a game called Real Lives. And I could give you a download link for it.
Bought the game.
Okay. I refuse to drive in the United Kingdom because they all drive on the left-side of the road. The universal speed limit is like 30MPH so I get speeding tickets all the fucking time and if you get a contract in the UK they'll give you a truck with the steering wheel on the right.
I also HATE driving through Switzerland. Every corner is too tight to take with a tractor trailer. There are tunnels every three miles and the road network was designed by a child. Tolls and lanes merging in and out of one another all the time. Also their roads have more curves than a Thai hooker, which makes it even better because it rains all the time in Switzerland and I've gotten into at least two accidents because I tried taking those turns going 55 and hydroplane into the barrier.
I'm a few levels in. Saving up to buy my own rig. Getting my hazmat certification and maxing out how far I can drive my freight in one trip.
Hey! This game's actually awesome.
I can't reverse park for shit though.
I seriously thought this game would be terrible. It's a really in-depth simulator and it's actually quite enjoyable.
first truck simulator I enjoyed, tho I still hate how the truck starts sliding...
What in the christ, I just got this game the other night, and I've put at least eight hours into it so far. It's at least made me respect truck drivers more.
Considering making a lets play of it, my company Prostitute Killers Inc. has been doing fairly well.
[B]EDIT: [/B]Prostitute Killers Inc. in no way endorses or respects the hunting of women of the night for sport.
My company's name is Big Dicks Trucking. It's run by Dick Bitchwhistle, the CEO
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;38190717]My company's name is Big Dicks Trucking. It's run by Dick Bitchwhistle, the CEO[/QUOTE]
All of the player pictures in the game look like serial murderers, it's so authentic on every level this game.
I want to transport illegal immigrants from Poland to UK.
[QUOTE=tarkata14;38190741]All of the player pictures in the game look like serial murderers, it's so authentic on every level this game.[/QUOTE]
Now all we need is hitchhikers, and one of them is [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aileen_Wuornos]Aileen Wuornos[/url]
A Euro Trucker is a man, like you. Although he has no formal education, does not come from a high income family or find himself able to pay child support. He has his truck, and his cargo.
And he delivers.
I am currently on a job to deliver a tanker of cyanide to Grimsby. Now, I know that Grimsby isn't the nicest of places but I didn't think they were all suicidal
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;38191715]A Euro Trucker is a man, like you. Although he has no formal education, does not come from a high income family or find himself able to pay child support. He has his truck, and his cargo.
And he delivers.[/QUOTE]
If real life truckers could get 18,000 euros for a 8 hour haul... I would be a trucker.
[QUOTE=zerotwelve;38191731]I am currently on a job to deliver a tanker of cyanide to Grimsby. Now, I know that Grimsby isn't the nicest of places but I didn't think they were all suicidal[/QUOTE]
I used to go to Grimsby for fish...
Guys I have this problem with custom music.
I add shortcuts to my music folders and they appear in the game as they should, but half of the songs don't even play correctly. I mean, they sound like skipping vinyl records.
Anyone know how to fix it?
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This game is surprisingly fun.
I was driving down the motorway in the left lane on my first delivery outside the city, realised the lane led off the motorway, which wasn't what I wanted so I moved over, realised a car was there and swerved back making the truck fall over. But after it hit the ground it bounced back up and I got like 4% damage...
[QUOTE=Ringo_Satu;38193371]Guys I have this problem with custom music.
I add shortcuts to my music folders and they appear in the game as they should, but half of the songs don't even play correctly. I mean, they sound like skipping vinyl records.
Anyone know how to fix it?[/QUOTE]
The music player is buggy as shit. I tried the internet radio and it makes the screen flash every 5 seconds or so, and then after a while it took focus from the game and the controls stopped working (I crashed into a field) until I clicked on the window again.
Is it just me or does everybody speed in this game? I was going 25 over the speed limit and cars were flying past me left and right.
[QUOTE=ElTacoLad;38193680]Is it just me or does everybody speed in this game? I was going 25 over the speed limit and cars were flying past me left and right.[/QUOTE]
No-one in this game follow the speed limits.
Somehow I fell through the floor and ended up flying through space at 14,269mph
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Gah, not on steam and my local GAME store doesn't have it, so now i have to wait till monday, put money in the bank, order it on amazon and then wait for it to be delivered.
[QUOTE=RayvenQ;38194447]Gah, not on steam and my local GAME store doesn't have it, so now i have to wait till monday, put money in the bank, order it on amazon and then wait for it to be delivered.[/QUOTE]
[del]You can buy it from greenmangaming.com for $24 using their 20% off voucher. You don't have to use their stupid downloader software - download from eurotrucksimulator2.com and activate it with the serial key.[/del] Scratch that, the GMG voucher expired today.
[QUOTE=cccino;38194506]You can buy it from greenmangaming.com for $24 using their 20% off voucher. You don't have to use their stupid downloader software - download from eurotrucksimulator2.com and activate it with the serial key.[/QUOTE]
What 20% off voucher?
£25 from there, or £15 from Amazon, meh its worth having to wait.
[QUOTE=RayvenQ;38194564]What 20% off voucher?[/QUOTE]
It was plastered over their front page when I used it earlier but it looks like it just expired today :(
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And now I realise the $ and £ prices are different so it was cheaper for me than it would have been for you.
god, country radio and driving = epic shit.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW73glKgH0M[/media]
Multiplayer. We need a facepunch meetup
Is it just me or does it look fake? The name bars that are supposedly stuck to the entitys seem really badly tracked, as if someone's badly track mapped the video and just overlayed it.
I honestly have to admit I didn't expect a truck sim of all sorts of games to have multiplayer.
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