Grand Theft Auto Series Megathread V10 - Single Player DLC When? - Games

If you had a glitched delivery mission don't be an [U]idiot[/U] and blow up the vehicles, just quit the session and try again. When you quit during a delivery mission you only lose a few crates as a penalty instead of losing all the crates that the vehicle was carrying

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;50601528]Ugly characters are the worst imo. Tattoos look horrible and ugly as fuck. People with horrible haircuts are a redflag for me, if they run a rival organization it's likely they will try to ruin my precious sales.. Honestly, I've seen so many ugly characters dressing AWFUL outfits, I guess they must be jealous of me because I look pretty. People with shitty taste in clothing and customization tend to be evil too. Lime Green, Bright Red, Carbon Black, Bright Purple, all those seem like gang colors, the kind of colors assholes pick for their shitty armored cars.[/QUOTE] Don't be racist, ugly people exhibit signs of having feelings too.

Is it possible to do a delivery alone? I'm sitting on a fully stocked medium warehouse, but it suggests I should have an associate to help deliver it. How hard are they to do? I don't want to trigger it alone and lose most of it

[QUOTE=Doozle;50604243]Is it possible to do a delivery alone? I'm sitting on a fully stocked medium warehouse, but it suggests I should have an associate to help deliver it. How hard are they to do? I don't want to trigger it alone and lose most of it[/QUOTE] Depends on the way you have to deliver it. Iirc you always have to fight AI.

[QUOTE=iAvalon;50604286]Iirc you always have to fight AI.[/QUOTE] Not true, I've helped Nomad sell a whole warehouse, we expected AI to show up, they didn't.

[QUOTE=Doozle;50604243]Is it possible to do a delivery alone? I'm sitting on a fully stocked medium warehouse, but it suggests I should have an associate to help deliver it. How hard are they to do? I don't want to trigger it alone and lose most of it[/QUOTE] Is it possible? Yes. Can it be hard as fuck? Depends. None of them are exactly "hard". They're generally more tedious than difficult. Here are some of the most common type of deliveries, from the easiest to the hardest: (You always get 30 minutes to make any delivery) - Deliver one or several brickades from point A to point B. Sometimes you might be attacked by NPCs but they're easy to kill. - Drive one or several brickades across multiple stops around the city while dropping crates. - Fly one or several planes from point A to point B. NPCs might attack you when you arrive. - Fly one or several planes while dropping crates across several locations and while saying under the radar (Basically a glorified Trevor mission). - Deliver a tugboat. Enemies might attack you when you get to the tugboat or they might chase you in jet skis. Easy. Now the hardest ones. They're common for some people, rare for others. - Deliver a brickeade [B]while using Trackify[/B]. Fuck whoever created this mission or whatsoever. I recommed you to find the location using a Buzzard, mark it on the map, and then go back and drive the truck. Saves a lot of time. - Fly planes with enemy Buzzards and Valkyries spawning in several drop off locations. [B]The hardest mission possible[/B] - Fly a titan while delivering crates to multiple locations with enemy aircraft constantly chasing you. [B]If you ever get this mission, press pause and find a new session. You'll lose a small percentage of your crates, but I'll explain you why it's better.[/B] During this mission ALL your crates will be put inside a Titan. That means, if you get shoot down, you will automatically lose your entire warehouse. It's possible to get this mission without enemy aircraft attacking you, but if they do then It's better to find a new session. It's better to lose a few crates than lose it all. [editline]27th June 2016[/editline] From R* Social Club Why can’t we do Buy/Sell missions in a private session? [QUOTE] Succeeding as a CEO requires wasting time and energy buying and selling crates across LS – where everyone is a dick and they are out there to blow them up for $2000 – so Buy and Sell missions were designed specifically for trade in small sessions with around two players. Keep in mind that more players in your session means that you get like 3k bonus cash for successful sale of Special Cargo, while Associates receive a miserable wage of like $10,000 and you get over a million. If you're concerned other players are hanging about your Warehouse or Office – find an empty session or make a party and kick out anyone who you don't know. Using a lag-switch and enabling a net limiter are also solid strategies.[/QUOTE] What can I do if an Organization member is causing me trouble? [QUOTE]Unplug your router for 30 seconds, then plug it back. For more information send a ticket to Rockstar Support.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;50601528]Ugly characters are the worst imo. Tattoos look horrible and ugly as fuck. People with horrible haircuts are a redflag for me, if they run a rival organization it's likely they will try to ruin my precious sales.. Honestly, I've seen so many ugly characters dressing AWFUL outfits, I guess they must be jealous of me because I look pretty. People with shitty taste in clothing and customization tend to be evil too. Lime Green, Bright Red, Carbon Black, Bright Purple, all those seem like gang colors, the kind of colors assholes pick for their shitty armored cars.[/QUOTE] The game has a serious problem where every single female player character looks like the same meth'd up tattoo junkie with different edgelord outfits. Good to see you, GTAO Waifu #693786! It's been too long! Just as cookie-cutter and unmemorable as the day we met!

[QUOTE=New Cidem;50604845]The game has a serious problem where every single female player character looks like the same meth'd up tattoo junkie with different edgelord outfits. Good to see you, GTAO Waifu #693786! It's been too long! Just as cookie-cutter and unmemorable as the day we met![/QUOTE] Way too many female characters that look like strippers, low budget porn actresses, or cheap hookers. Although this is part of a larger symptom of GTA Online where we need more customization options for looking like a normal, real life person and letting people make truly unique characters rather than so much copy-paste suit man, tactical man, cheap hooker, and comedy hurr options.

The system where you have to choose two parents is just shit.

It took me until like rank 97 to find a face i was satisfied with That's all because of the terrible parent system

Well Rockstar Support replied to my ticket about the lost cargo and said they were unable to verify my claim due a high volume of fraudulent claims by other people. Guess i'll just have to take the loss. On the bright side, I didn't lose a lot of money since I was doing headhunter in between most of the deliveries.

[QUOTE=New Cidem;50604845]The game has a serious problem where every single female player character looks like the same meth'd up tattoo junkie with different edgelord outfits.[/QUOTE] If you fuck around the creator enough, it's possible not to, but to be fair if you're robbing banks and killing cops that's probably what you'd look like anyway. [editline]a[/editline] It's a feature guis

Yeah, I like the rough look that the girls have. I don't want to play as some cute little princess while I'm brutally murdering people.

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;50604675] What can I do if an Organization member is causing me trouble? [quote]Unplug your router for 30 seconds, then plug it back. For more information send a ticket to Rockstar Support.[/quote][/QUOTE] Is Rockstar actually telling people to lagswitch their way out of situations? Or was that a user post?

Sounds more like they answered the wrong question tbh.

When you activate Passive Mode, your character uses an Epsilonist technique where they decide to throw their guns and just chill. They become too chill, they become almost like ghosts, plus, any vehicle they get in becomes impregnated by them and chills, so they become ghost too. When you disable it, your character stops being chill and goes back to their pure-hustling mentality. This takes up to 10 seconds of mental concentration and about a minute to become chill again. [editline]27th June 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;50606038]Is Rockstar actually telling people to lagswitch their way out of situations? Or was that a user post?[/QUOTE] It's an edit by me. The original is actually different. This is the original reply to why we cannot do CEO stuff in Private Sessions [QUOTE]Succeeding as a CEO requires navigating the risks and rewards of the ruthless Los Santos free market – where everyone is out to snipe at your latest venture – so Buy and Sell missions were designed specifically for trade in public sessions. Keep in mind that more players in your session means a bigger bonus for successful sale of Special Cargo, while Associates receive wage increases for completing consecutive Buy or Sell missions with the same CEO. If you're concerned other players are hanging about your Warehouse or Office – pick the right time to sell, make sure you have Associates and get them to clear out players who are stalking you or waiting for you to execute a deal. Taking your team off the grid with the Ghost Organization ability and exiting via the rooftop helipad where possible are also solid strategies.[/QUOTE] tl:dr They worked so hard in developing an unbalanced PvP mode, they are NOT going to change it and everyone should play the way the devs thought it's fun even if it ain't exactly fun at all for most people. If you play with more people in your session you can get a very small cash bonus for every player who opposes you after the delivery. The rest of the reply is basically "use special abilities or get good".

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;50601528]Ugly characters are the worst imo. Tattoos look horrible and ugly as fuck. People with horrible haircuts are a redflag for me, if they run a rival organization it's likely they will try to ruin my precious sales.. Honestly, I've seen so many ugly characters dressing AWFUL outfits, I guess they must be jealous of me because I look pretty. People with shitty taste in clothing and customization tend to be evil too. Lime Green, Bright Red, Carbon Black, Bright Purple, all those seem like gang colors, the kind of colors assholes pick for their shitty armored cars.[/QUOTE] That's rude, I'm ugly but I'm a good guy ;_; [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/522763483075576292/B2F4BA7E80F8B02DD29EBB71449073CD9C2F711F/[/t] [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/443953690223539775/7371B5E26579AEFB26512974BA22DE60355D7D63/[/t]

You're not ugly. You're just a reptilian. Have you ever considered getting a job at Merryweather?

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;50606195]You're not ugly. You're just a reptilian. Have you ever considered getting a job at Merryweather?[/QUOTE] or the white house

Sorry guys I was in with, I crashed and have to rush to make dinner now. Was fun though.

[QUOTE=Starscre4M;50606158]That's rude, I'm ugly but I'm a good guy ;_; [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/522763483075576292/B2F4BA7E80F8B02DD29EBB71449073CD9C2F711F/[/t] [/QUOTE] You fuckin look like Squidwards house if it was in slipknot

Might as well try to get more CEO work in tonight I guess. FlakTheMighty on social club as usual.

That police van pickup mission for CEO work is so lame, the windows are bulletproof and I only managed to stop the van when it got stuck in a clusterfuck of police blockade when I helped Flak to run a pickup It's like the people that designed this update doesn't even play the game

So is that Porsche coming out next? Or the other one?

[QUOTE=Super2Donny;50608336]That police van pickup mission for CEO work is so lame, the windows are bulletproof and I only managed to stop the van when it got stuck in a clusterfuck of police blockade when I helped Flak to run a pickup It's like the people that designed this update doesn't even play the game[/QUOTE] I usually just drive in front of it, then slam on the brakes and let them crash into me until they stop moving, then just steal it and drive off. super easy.

[QUOTE=Super2Donny;50608336]That police van pickup mission for CEO work is so lame, the windows are bulletproof and I only managed to stop the van when it got stuck in a clusterfuck of police blockade when I helped Flak to run a pickup It's like the people that designed this update doesn't even play the game[/QUOTE] I actually manage to kill the driver with an AP pistol like 70% of the time by just spraying at the window untill something happens, usually the guy magically drops dead as if I headshot him. And the strange bit is that this only happens to me with the AP pistol and nothing else.

Is anyone else encountering strange glitches in story mode? I logged out of Online today, and when story mode loaded up, I was greeted by clones [t]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmBJweBWQAEDl-L.jpg:large[/t]

The Pfister 811 is now available to purchase. It costs $1,135,000. Going to update this post if there are any discounts or double cash/RP events. [editline]d[/editline] Turret Limo and Technical are both on sale. Double cash and RP is active on a three race R* playlist. [editline]d2[/editline] It seems like Independence Day content might be live right now since it's showing sales on all clothing items from it. I can't really confirm though since I pretty much own all Independence Day content.

[QUOTE=Gatekeeper828;50609253]It costs $1,135,000.[/QUOTE] [I]Fucking score.[/I]

[QUOTE=Super2Donny;50608336]That police van pickup mission for CEO work is so lame, the windows are bulletproof and I only managed to stop the van when it got stuck in a clusterfuck of police blockade when I helped Flak to run a pickup It's like the people that designed this update doesn't even play the game[/QUOTE] 1.Drive alongside the left of the vehicle with a few metres between you and the door 2.Aim at side window and shoot the driver through the gap 3.The passenger will open the door to kick the drivers body out giving you an opportunity to kill him If you mess up step 3 repeat step 1