Grand Theft Auto Series Megathread V10 - Single Player DLC When? - Games

My character's kinda somewhere in the middle of those two I guess. [t]http://i.imgur.com/rgROnJs.jpg[/t] Looks like an ordinary 20-something douche with a lot of supercars, but a good number of average or below average ones too, including a copy of the one I actually own. Imagine some random guy in the american midwest won a 50 million dollar lottery jackpot. That's my character to a T; spends it all on bullshit, doesn't bother living any nicer.

I feel like i just want to be a guy that shows off how rich he is, but in reality spent all that on the purpose [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/492400997884252059/7901C37580B5C9D09B34DD39EF9C547599BA7897/[/t] I also think i look more normal in brown hair

My characters just a mid 20's Street punk who's a bit too casual [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/545299906215019365/62B5FFDF670D042174768114C257BCBCB79B36F3/[/t] [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/583575429751848968/B7BB64890633FDEA72ADE36A5F6368F23AE62B76/[/t] [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/583574158727368032/A7C16DE694093E1376518DE041D7DFB599AE1A8B/[/t] [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/576818217924795856/3A8D60189E32B91997E4F3DBB828B97045C170FC/[/t] I get invited to a lot of apartments

I wish we had more good long/medium hairstyles Besides Surfer Dude and "Long Hair" all we get is short hipster cuts or stereotypical hairstyles

[QUOTE=Nickolas;50795887]I wish we had more good long/medium hairstyles Besides Surfer Dude and "Long Hair" all we get is short hipster cuts or stereotypical hairstyles[/QUOTE] More long hair is also something that's desperately needed for female characters. In fact they just need more hairstyles in general. Even most of the short haircuts are pretty shit.

From the short time i played on a female character, they seem to generally get a lot of shitty things

[t]http://i.imgur.com/9hAb9v7.jpg[/t] rip mr doggy u will be missed

Man, it sucks being a high level sometimes. Most people assume I modded my account, and I get messages like, "hey, u mod?" "can i get modded account?". On top of that, people also assume I have billions of dollars and try to give me 0% on heists. Fuck that. I can understand why people would want a modded accout in a game like this, but they've kinda ruined it a bit.

[QUOTE=Everything;50794041]My character's kinda somewhere in the middle of those two I guess. [t]http://i.imgur.com/rgROnJs.jpg[/t] Looks like an ordinary 20-something douche with a lot of supercars, but a good number of average or below average ones too, including a copy of the one I actually own. Imagine some random guy in the american midwest won a 50 million dollar lottery jackpot. That's my character to a T; spends it all on bullshit, doesn't bother living any nicer.[/QUOTE] How have we been wearing the same clothing all this time??? [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/16349584/GTAV/271590_20160729104909_1.png[/t] :v:

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;50793833]I was going to get a respray for my dirtbike BF400 when I stumbled upon this black guy driving a blue Proto X. I thought he was going to kill me so I ran away, but then I hit a rock and fell to the ground, then the guy sent me a text saying "I don't want to kill u unless u want to kill me". I called in my Luxury Helicopter and brought the guy to my yacht, then we both RP-ed and started to get drunk and had "sex" in one of the rooms, the game got really interesting after that. The guy brought me to Paleto Bay where he got a suit and I got a dress and we just got married in front of the church, then he took me for a honeymoon in his golden jet. All of it happened in less than 30 minutes. He was a complete stranger and now he is my husband. This wasn't mentioned in the tutorial[/QUOTE] I found this a little awkward.. Then I remembered the roleplaying chatrooms on CompuServe in the 90's. It was basically sex, edgelords and characters copied from classic novels and movies... It was truly cringeworthy. And the source of some of my fondest teenage memories.

[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;50796367]Man, it sucks being a high level sometimes. Most people assume I modded my account, and I get messages like, "hey, u mod?" "can i get modded account?". On top of that, people also assume I have billions of dollars and try to give me 0% on heists. Fuck that. I can understand why people would want a modded accout in a game like this, but they've kinda ruined it a bit.[/QUOTE] Ever since modding and scripting was discovered by the public, the game has degraded so far that most people just jump into a public session to whine for money by one and then go on It's stupid

[QUOTE=Nickolas;50796093]From the short time i played on a female character, they seem to generally get a lot of shitty things[/QUOTE] They really do. I don't understand how it's so hard for Rockstar to google "trendy women's hairstyles 2016" or "women's fashion 2016" and model stuff based off of what they see. But I guess that doesn't give them as much shark card money as more supercars so they don't care.

The whole Biker look is what I am going for, really looking forward to the possible Biker DLC in August [IMG]https://s32.postimg.org/gtrioa0id/rsz_soa.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;50795944]More long hair is also something that's desperately needed for female characters. In fact they just need more hairstyles in general. Even most of the short haircuts are pretty shit.[/QUOTE] There needs to be more male hairstyles that don't make you look like you're balding, too. Also, the fucking hightop looks god awful, if you have Earl Sweatshirt's hairline you shouldn't have a hightop. Why can't I have just a normal short back and sides, or an undercut that doesn't make me look like a bellend? Why can't I look like Young Stalin, or Tom Hardy? Why aren't there any beards that aren't just a flat texture pasted onto your face?

Karen are you ok? [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/273976415957295917/6718324151A9B25292DE69CFB358A171452D3FD2/[/t]

Today I finally resprayed my Elegy. As soon as I left LSC I got nearly abducted by a Savage, the guy asked me if I wanted a job, as a self-made millionaire who identifies himself as a tiger I said "Sure". He started Market Manipulation. I was a bit confused since it was a VIP Challenge, not a VIP Job, but I decided to play along and go with it. I was winning the challenge by $5000 and then some guy in a Banshee stopped right in front of the convenience store I was holding up. I didn't want to risk being killed, so I killed him with the Assault Shotgun without blowing up his car, then the voice of a ghetto-ish guy came up saying "Alright, you're done now". I kept driving and then he catched up with me in a purple Proto. He kept saying "Why are you running?" "Come and fight like a man". I didn't want to lose the challenge, so I went off the radar and stood away from him, but he kept coming so I blew him up. The challenge ended and when I tried to sell a car he started to get close to me. The CEO I was protecting put a bounty on me and fired me. I was inside a fucking Penumbra so I decided to stay and see what the ghetto man was up to. I left my car and stood still in the middle of the road. The guy tried to run me over but an NPC car got in the way, then he tried to drive-by and missed every single shot. I didn't want to die I blew him up with the RPG. The guy has been stalking me for a while. He has been following me to sessions and sent me hate messages and party invites. For some reason I keep reading his messages with Johnny Klebitz's voice. Anyways, he began whining and calling me pussy bitch for killing him with a sticky. I told him that it isn't my fault he sucks at the game and that he should consider getting good but then he said it's unskilled to kill with explosions, but that means nothing when he couldn't kill me while I was standing still. Grand Theft Auto Online is a very serious game for serious people. What do I do with this guy and his friend? Should I report them or something?

All white dudes look the same in GTAO so I became a chinese man named Wang Shouting [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/c7qxfHh.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;50797996]Today I finally resprayed my Elegy. As soon as I left LSC I got nearly abducted by a Savage, the guy asked me if I wanted a job, as a self-made millionaire who identifies himself as a tiger I said "Sure". He started Market Manipulation. I was a bit confused since it was a VIP Challenge, not a VIP Job, but I decided to play along and go with it. I was winning the challenge by $5000 and then some guy in a Banshee stopped right in front of the convenience store I was holding up. I didn't want to risk being killed, so I killed him with the Assault Shotgun without blowing up his car, then the voice of a ghetto-ish guy came up saying "Alright, you're done now". I kept driving and then he catched up with me in a purple Proto. He kept saying "Why are you running?" "Come and fight like a man". I didn't want to lose the challenge, so I went off the radar and stood away from him, but he kept coming so I blew him up. The challenge ended and when I tried to sell a car he started to get close to me. The CEO I was protecting put a bounty on me and fired me. I was inside a fucking Penumbra so I decided to stay and see what the ghetto man was up to. I left my car and stood still in the middle of the road. The guy tried to run me over but an NPC car got in the way, then he tried to drive-by and missed every single shot. I didn't want to die I blew him up with the RPG. The guy has been stalking me for a while. He has been following me to sessions and sent me hate messages and party invites. For some reason I keep reading his messages with Johnny Klebitz's voice. Anyways, he began whining and calling me pussy bitch for killing him with a sticky. I told him that it isn't my fault he sucks at the game and that he should consider getting good but then he said it's unskilled to kill with explosions, but that means nothing when he couldn't kill me while I was standing still. Grand Theft Auto Online is a very serious game for serious people. What do I do with this guy and his friend? Should I report them or something?[/QUOTE] Just ignore him. People have sent me hate messages before, and I'm just like, "cool, man."

Reply with :^) or just outright ignore them, but chat with other players so they know that you can read their messages, nothing annoys people more than them knowing that you don't give a fuck, but they keep trying anyway

go slav or go home [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/GIaBAFL.jpg[/IMG]

Yo on the subject of haircuts, I want a cut like Dallas has in the live action promotional materials for payday 2 I know there's like, already a slicked back style but its [I]too[/I] slicked for my liking and the hairline is peaky as fuck, not to mention all the pubey looking curls at the back [img]http://puu.sh/qjdNA/2bd0544237.jpg[/img]

Okay so I just upgraded to W10 and now GTAV is fucked. One second of gameplay, three second freeze, one second gameplay, three seconds frozen. Anyone else encountered this? How do I fix this?

[QUOTE=Everything;50798573]Okay so I just upgraded to W10 and now GTAV is fucked. One second of gameplay, three second freeze, one second gameplay, three seconds frozen. Anyone else encountered this? How do I fix this?[/QUOTE] Nuke graphics drivers, reinstall them, run validation. If you upgraded and didn't do a clean install you're gonna experience all kinds of broken shit.

[QUOTE=pip12345;50798333]go slav or go home [t]http://i.imgur.com/GIaBAFL.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Slav is kinda the one true path, I'm the only chinaman in a crew of slavs. It's actually kinda like retard wrangling but with more vodka.

[QUOTE=pip12345;50798333]go slav or go home [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/GIaBAFL.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] The giant dent on his forehead really completes the look.

[QUOTE=Reagy;50798632]Nuke graphics drivers, reinstall them, run validation. If you upgraded and didn't do a clean install you're gonna experience all kinds of broken shit.[/QUOTE] I just fixed it, but it sure as fuck wasn't that simple. Apparently the set of Razer drivers I installed four months ago included a virtual surround codec that for some reason hijacked my audio drivers during the upgrade and confused W10's audio manager when addressing devices, so it adopted THAT as the sound driver for my USB headset, and since I uninstalled the accompanying application for it, whenever something tried to stream a 7.1 audio feed, the system would panic every few thousand CPU cycles because nothing was actually decoding that feed correctly, lagging everything for as long as that feed kept coming. Killing the process and uninstalling the entire Razer suite did nothing, so I had to manually muzzle some remaining files (.exe into .x so they can't run) and reinstall my proper audio drivers not once, but twice.

And dropped the crazy cat lady look and gone back to the "My daddy is the sheriff of blaine county and I'm the spoilt brat that gets away with anything" look. [IMG]http://horobox.co.uk/u/reag/2016-07-30_03-32-08.png[/IMG] [url=http://horobox.co.uk/u/reag/20160730032856_1.jpg]And fuck thats darker than I thought it was.[/url]

[t]https://i.gyazo.com/ff32258b6ad3968b5677c96308fd1ade.png[/t] This is my guy, kitted out in full goddamn denim.

[QUOTE=Hatley;50798894][t]https://i.gyazo.com/ff32258b6ad3968b5677c96308fd1ade.png[/t] This is my guy, kitted out in full goddamn denim.[/QUOTE] "Wanna get in my van kid?"

So I was briefly in a lobby where a bunch of players apparently had all their cars stripped of all modifications (aside from paint color) presumably by a cheater Is that seriously a thing they can do now?