POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

Im gonna try an insan-o pacifist run. That library is gonna be fucked.

[QUOTE=AaronM202;43912928]Im gonna try an insan-o pacifist run. That library is gonna be fucked.[/QUOTE] If you go on enhanced then Puke piss is your friend, other then that catnip.

Also, why does gimp Mike J not like piss, i tried to give hm his golden reward and he responded with explosives. A lot of explosives. [img]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/486690584062515153/A14F4F15E4B15CE930C97E4DC36150F12AA8B3D8/[/img] How does this happen.

[QUOTE=Judas;43912545]this is the original of my lips if you're curious [img]http://puu.sh/6W8J8.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] that's some nice lips, bout when can they be on my dick?

[QUOTE=ASadPerson;43913221]that's some nice lips, bout when can they be on my dick?[/QUOTE] Mike Jaret-Schachter is a danger to the Facepunch community.

When the Postal 2 Workshop comes out, RWS should add the Kissing Booth as a mod.

Some NPC's have flowers. That's cute.

[QUOTE=ASadPerson;43913221]that's some nice lips, bout when can they be on my dick?[/QUOTE] i'm taken babe ;) [sp]love u mikej[/sp]

[QUOTE=oskramorir;43913440]Some NPC's have flowers. That's cute.[/QUOTE] they also give them to people, and some nice conversations happen, such as "Who're you?" once receiving flowers, responded by "FUCK YOU, SCUMBAG!"

It's starting to get jarring when NPCs suddenly fluctuate between quiet, standard voices and ridiculously exaggerated latino accents. [i]"I want to withdraw 60 bucks."[/i] "Let me change your account, here you go!" [i]"[b]BUENO.[/b]"[/i]

Or sometimes things go better [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4CpLGAyeNA&feature=youtu.be[/media]

[QUOTE=Toploader;43913951]Or sometimes things go better [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4CpLGAyeNA&feature=youtu.be[/media][/QUOTE] you forgot to re-list that

[QUOTE=Toploader;43913951]Or sometimes things go better [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4CpLGAyeNA&feature=youtu.be[/media][/QUOTE] nosarcastic"gee, thanks"lineattheend/10

[QUOTE=AaronM202;43912944]Also, why does gimp Mike J not like piss, i tried to give hm his golden reward and he responded with explosives. A lot of explosives. [img]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/486690584062515153/A14F4F15E4B15CE930C97E4DC36150F12AA8B3D8/[/img] How does this happen.[/QUOTE] same way this does [t]http://puu.sh/6WijV.png[/t]

[QUOTE=mysteryman;43914114]same way this does [t]http://puu.sh/6WijV.png[/t][/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/wHPr35X.png[/img]

[thumb]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/3300314195129475124/C67F97C30194FC973BC111F033E568C339654807/[/thumb] What a cute couple.

if only the glory hole was functional...

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;43914279][thumb]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/3300314195129475124/C67F97C30194FC973BC111F033E568C339654807/[/thumb] What a cute couple.[/QUOTE] [t]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/450661530893474921/920933ECBB38507D4BA20A71C35203083FCB2429/[/t]

[QUOTE=Judas;43914338][t]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/450661530893474921/920933ECBB38507D4BA20A71C35203083FCB2429/[/t][/QUOTE] so mike shares his private pictures with you testers, eh

[QUOTE=Blooper Reel;43913930]It's starting to get jarring when NPCs suddenly fluctuate between quiet, standard voices and ridiculously exaggerated latino accents. [i]"I want to withdraw 60 bucks."[/i] "Let me change your account, here you go!" [i]"[b]BUENO.[/b]"[/i][/QUOTE] It's a good point, we are missing the dialog for these lines so they default back to the originals. We can however no doubt prevent those of another dialog class joining lines which would fix this issues so we'll look into it.

Out of curiosity, how do voice types work in Postal 2? Are you able to give each individual npc one voice type out of the various ones available or do you apply them through another means? Also, you said there were 5 new voices included in the last update? I know there's voices for latino and african americans for both genders, but what's the fifth?

[QUOTE=Blooper Reel;43915456]Also, you said there were 5 new voices included in the last update? I know there's voices for latino and african americans for both genders, but what's the fifth?[/QUOTE]There are eight new dialog classes: alternate white male and female, black male and female, Mexican male and female, Taliban fanatic, and gay male.

[url]http://www.twitch.tv/brutalmoose[/url] Brutal Moose is playing Postal 2 right now [editline]14th February 2014[/editline] He's really not good at it. [editline]14th February 2014[/editline] he's fucking terrible at it and is not picking ANY of it up and is instead trying to brute force everything, and he's ignoring all the people in chat trying to help him.

[QUOTE=mysteryman;43917486][url]http://www.twitch.tv/brutalmoose[/url] Brutal Moose is playing Postal 2 right now [editline]14th February 2014[/editline] He's really not good at it. [editline]14th February 2014[/editline] he's fucking terrible at it and is not picking ANY of it up and is instead trying to brute force everything, and he's ignoring all the people in chat trying to help him.[/QUOTE] So it's a pretty normal Brutal Moose stream?

That was agonizing. Is this the guy that Facepunch made popular? I can't fathom why. If you can't recognize the opportunities that a free roam, open world offers and actually complain about having the ability to explore said open world ("I have to go all the way back to the church?"), then you're far better off sticking with the linear, waypoint-based QTE shooters that coddle and pander to such a crowd.

So you guys updated the game for Valentines Day. Swell as hell, but does this mean we can look forward to tiny updates like this for other occasions or is this just a once in a while sort of thing? I like any sort of new content this game brings to the table, even if it's small bits and pieces.

[QUOTE=mysteryman;43917486][url]http://www.twitch.tv/brutalmoose[/url] Brutal Moose is playing Postal 2 right now [editline]14th February 2014[/editline] He's really not good at it. [editline]14th February 2014[/editline] he's fucking terrible at it and is not picking ANY of it up and is instead trying to brute force everything, and he's ignoring all the people in chat trying to help him.[/QUOTE] He did read the chat, there's like a 30 second delay before he could see it though

is the valentine update permanent

The effects are date-sensitive and last from February 7 to February 21, aka one week before and after Valentine's Day. The game checks your system clock, so you only have to change it to roll back to any holiday effects.

So I decided to check out the Kissing Booth, I wondered what would happen if I hit him with a shovel. After doing that, he goes into the begging pose and I un-zip my pants and the next thing I hear is GGGGAAAAHHHHHH.