POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

[QUOTE=Marphy Black;43927899]Yes. This used to be the mall music: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpU58gcpsK4[/media] People complained this track was too loud, so it was replaced in a patch.[/QUOTE] Why didn't they just turn it down?

[QUOTE=bloboo;43928593]My krotchy arrived holy shit this thing is magical.[/QUOTE] Daddy only said HE can touch me like that.

I have an RWS sign in the mail, cant wait to get that

I have a krotchy doll and shirt in the mail, gonna order a sign when I get paid probably

RSW should make petitions from postal 2, have everyone who works at RWS sign it, and then sell it.

[QUOTE=Vilusia;43930421]RWS should sell petitions with all the people who work their signatures on it.[/QUOTE] The second half of that sentence was hard as hell to read.

Welp

Something's clearly wrong with the models now, because I just tried importing several of them into 3DS Max with ActorX Importer and got an error instead. They never used to do that.

[QUOTE=Tetsmega;43929137]Daddy only said HE can touch me like that.[/QUOTE] Krotchy don't got no cojones...Krotchy [I]is[/I] cojones, bitch!

[QUOTE=chunkymonkey;43930587]The second half of that sentence was hard as hell to read.[/QUOTE] He's saying they sell the Petition to Make Whiny Congressmen Play Videogames with all the RWS employees' signatures on it.

You guys remember that Postal Storyline gravestone? How about one for Postal III?

I've started to play Postal 3 again, if nothing else just to see it through. The bloody cutscene audio for the 2D comics is buggered. So I'm hitting problems even before gameplay, this is gonna be fun.

[QUOTE=Ellis :P;43932944]You guys remember that Postal Storyline gravestone? How about one for Postal III?[/QUOTE] Nah, there should be a body bag in a river somewhere that says Postal 3 on it.

I'm hoping we can have leprechaun outfit pieces on st patricks day and an easter egg hunt on easter

[QUOTE=Blockhead;43933962]Nah, there should be a body bag in a river somewhere that says Postal 3 on it.[/QUOTE] But... there are no rivers in the game [sp]my memory is flunky so I really don't remember any rivers in Postal 2's outside world[/sp]. Unless it would be somewhere like Tora Bora.

why not add a broken gravestone or something saying postal 3

[QUOTE=Ellis :P;43934479]But... there are no rivers in the game [sp]my memory is flunky so I really don't remember any rivers in Postal 2's outside world[/sp]. Unless it would be somewhere like Tora Bora.[/QUOTE] the one outside of napalm factory could do I remember having another river-kind-of-thing though.

[QUOTE=Zotobom;43923238]I seem to get this on NPCs in downloaded maps on MP,but only on other people's games,not when I host myself:" [IMG]http://puu.sh/6XfhF.jpg[/IMG] Is this normal? Screenshot was taken in a port of SP maps for MP with NPCs and stuff. Unofficial co-op! Y:v:Y[/QUOTE] Errr,anyone?

maybe the dry river next to the graveyard? Just place the bag amongst the scrap metal

[QUOTE=a-cookie;43934750]why not add a broken gravestone or something saying postal 3[/QUOTE] Broken gravestone with shit thrown on it and a half assed grave with russian postal dude obviously poking out.

Wanted poster in the police station for Akella, accused of attempted murder.

so has anyone tried [sp]the konami code in the difficulty menu[/sp]

My mother would be so proud. [t]http://i.imgur.com/DNEkQVp.png[/t]

I just so happened to catch Postal 2 on sale yesterday with just the right amount of money in my Steam wallet. Fuckin' rad.

[QUOTE=Judas;43935755]so has anyone tried [sp]the konami code in the difficulty menu[/sp][/QUOTE] It doesn't do anything?

[QUOTE=LittleBabyman;43934785]the one outside of napalm factory could do I remember having another river-kind-of-thing though.[/QUOTE] Should be in a dumpster or under the bridge at the xmas tree forest.

[thumb]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/3300314195184289910/AE51216D566868735CC21FCC4EBEBDB7685ACEF3/[/thumb] I managed to severely decapitate this terrorist with a shovel and he spent some time crawling on nothing. [thumb]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/3300314195184291211/0B9C05FE2E1060782528A268044302998804E822/[/thumb] And here's the same terrorist being chased by a soldier. He's using his ghost limbs. [thumb]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/3300314195184373415/AB463B7C09C7C6E0C28308D4DFD18E55975D1344/[/thumb] How ya doin' there, buddy?

[QUOTE=UntouchedShadow;43930777]Krotchy don't got no cajones...Krotchy [I]is[/I] cajones, bitch![/QUOTE] Ya know, cajones means drawers, the furniture, the word you are searching for is cojones

[QUOTE=T-Sonar.0;43937173]It doesn't do anything?[/QUOTE] gotta have enhanced mode unlocked first iirc

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