POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

[QUOTE=Viva;44058273]Rick had previously helped out with a few mods like A Very Postal Christmas[/QUOTE]This is actually an erroneous claim that has long been spread around. All of the "new" Dude lines in AVPC were taken from the Santa patch for the original POSTAL. Rick did not provide any additional voice acting himself. He may have offered to help out with other POSTAL 2 mods in the past, however.

[QUOTE=Marphy Black;44065387]This is actually an erroneous claim that has long been spread around. All of the "new" Dude lines in AVPC were taken from the Santa patch for the original POSTAL. Rick did not provide any additional voice acting himself. He may have offered to help out with other POSTAL 2 mods in the past, however.[/QUOTE] He sure did.. [url]https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B3KkBTfMdKg9TmJwOUpqelZpUHM&usp=sharing[/url] Although they never made the final mod, these were at one point intended for Eternal Damnation.

[QUOTE=Toploader;44065733]He sure did.. [url]https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B3KkBTfMdKg9TmJwOUpqelZpUHM&usp=sharing[/url] Although they never made the final mod, these were at one point intended for Eternal Damnation.[/QUOTE] As much as I love Rick Hunter, EDdys over-the-top delivery of mother[B]FUCKERR[/B] always put a smile to my face

Man I hate this thread not being on the front page... hmm, legitimate reason to bump it... oh right yeah. I'm going to dig up, and dust off the Eternal Damnation Remake I was working on a while after I joined RWS (was never happy with the rushed to release original in 2006). I'll patch it up a bit and then get it ready to release along side workshop. It won't be what I was aiming for but the work done on it already puts it way head of the original release. And yup QA testers, you'll be testing this soon enough!

Man I want to try out workshop so bad.

[QUOTE=Helios127;44058737]So I do have a question. Why [I]was[/I] Fag Hunter replaced with anouther arcade machine? Dont get me wrong. The joke is pretty offensive and nothing is really lost by changing it to coin gobbler, I just wanna know.[/QUOTE] I remember I pirated a copy a few years ago where you could play fag hunter. It was weird as shit.

[QUOTE=itsthejayden;44070630]Man I want to try out workshop so bad.[/QUOTE] Me too, this is partly why we're gonna get ED ready and some other things so there is content to download out the gate.

So I trapped an NPC with a scissor on a ladder, then went AFK. [t]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/3296937763858636662/0C724F013931B361B4A485D6D0EE9C3AAAE07B7E/[/t] Of course I picked them all up. [t]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/3296937763858719788/8485D501E03B040DFABE3390A2EDA9CD2019B516/[/t] [IMG]http://files.1337upload.net/too-many-scissors.gif[/IMG] I really like how dropped items interact with each others like this.

I just realized, the rednecks in P2 are from Pulp Fiction. Them and the Gimp suit.

[QUOTE=diwako;44073552][IMG]http://files.1337upload.net/too-many-scissors.gif[/IMG] I really like how dropped items interact with each others like this.[/QUOTE] it's like they're a bunch of insects

[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;44075755]it's like they're a bunch of insects[/QUOTE] I recalled a time I was kicking stuff around in a room and if memory serves me correctly, I kicked a Kevlar vest and a can of catnip into the corner of the room, where they merged into each other. The result was their collisions going wonky, and the Kevlar started to just bounce up and down infinitely like it was some sort of happy puppy. I found it so funny that I saved a separate file just to be able to revisit that moment.

Jesus H Christ I was playing Postal 2, trying to complete the week and Friday is such a bitch. I mean in the postal centre it's like everyone is on drugs cause they just wont die to bullets and I don't have enough napalm/molotovs to kill everyone and find my damn package.

I'm surprised you didn't crash Oh wow, missed new page. Was talking about the sea of living scissors

[QUOTE=Ryo Ohki;44085248]I'm surprised you didn't crash Oh wow, missed new page. Was talking about the sea of living scissors[/QUOTE] When a lot scissors were moving the fps tanked to 15 at its lowerst. I could have kept going but I got a bored of it at this point. By the way, the area I took the footage from needs more love. It really feels out of place..

[QUOTE=diwako;44085288] By the way, the area I took the footage from needs more love. It really feels out of place..[/QUOTE] It's a shanty town, no love in that place!

At least not the consensual kind.

i cant find gary coleman im sad [editline]1st March 2014[/editline] would it be possible to make it more obvious on where to go? i cant find it anywhere seriously

[QUOTE=itsthejayden;44093703]i cant find gary coleman im sad [editline]1st March 2014[/editline] would it be possible to make it more obvious on where to go? i cant find it anywhere seriously[/QUOTE] You mean on Tuesday? Is it not marked on the map?

Its marked on the map, but what I mean is in the Paradise Mall itself, I can't find the pathway to him.

[QUOTE=itsthejayden;44094720]Its marked on the map, but what I mean is in the Paradise Mall itself, I can't find the pathway to him.[/QUOTE] Fountain area of the East Mall, right near the book store. Can't miss it.

[QUOTE=Toploader;44065382]Nah... he'd do it for free no doubt. Once we have work shop up and running we'll work with the community to get them Rick lines in their mods, for any mod that looks promising at least.[/QUOTE] Thats incredibly cool.

Just for historical funsies, I've decided to travel back in time to collect the earliest ever released screenshots of POSTAL 2 for posterity. These date back to March 2002, about a year before the game's release, all the way up to early 2003. Here's the album of the 125 images I was able to gather presented in somewhat chronological order: [b][url]http://imgur.com/a/BiW0Q[/url][/b] Fun vintage story - The following screenshot was considered controversial at the time: [img]http://i.imgur.com/HtI8WUw.jpg[/img] Apparently, people were misidentifying this obese bystander as being pregnant and assumed you could kill pregnant women in the game.

Impossible Pacifist run, y/n? [editline]afds[/editline] Doin it. I'll take a screenshot of the results screen if I manage to finish the game. [editline]afds[/editline] Finished Monday. holy shit this is hard [editline]dfsa[/editline] Mike drew a gun on me so I kicked him in the face. Sorry Mike. [editline]dasf[/editline] Anyone got any hints on how to get the autograph without dying?

[QUOTE=fear me;44097281]Impossible Pacifist run, y/n? [editline]afds[/editline] Doin it. I'll take a screenshot of the results screen if I manage to finish the game. [editline]afds[/editline] Finished Monday. holy shit this is hard [editline]dfsa[/editline] Mike drew a gun on me so I kicked him in the face. Sorry Mike. [editline]dasf[/editline] Anyone got any hints on how to get the autograph without dying?[/QUOTE] I don't think this is possible. When you get to the police station on Thursday, the police will be immediately hostile to you. You can't pay for the ticket then, forcing you to fight your way upstairs. And I don't think that's possible either, because of the insane resistance you will encounter. As for the Gary Coleman autograph, you can watch the line: when someone comes out, they will drop a book upon death. I would attempt to get one of those guys in the crossfire so that they died from enemy fire, dropping the book. [editline]2nd March 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=itsthejayden;44094720]Its marked on the map, but what I mean is in the Paradise Mall itself, I can't find the pathway to him.[/QUOTE] There are two ways to access the mall on Tuesday. The first is through the office complex, the one with the RWS office: On the upper terrace of the office area, there is an entrance to the mall. The second way is through the "trainyard" area. You can access the area by going behind the RWS offices, through a small, out-of-the-way tunnel in the area. From there there's an entrance to the mall.

Screw it this is way too crazy. I'll do my jesus run on another difficulty.

[img]http://static.naamapalmu.com/files/b3/big/j87mpgwu.jpg[/img]

That beta pistol looks awesome as well.

[QUOTE=LittleBabyman;44104256][img]http://static.naamapalmu.com/files/b3/big/j87mpgwu.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] [B]MaxOfS2D, I TOLD YOU TO FUCKING FLUSH!!![/B]

You can bounce heads off of Mike's buns [img]http://i.imgur.com/70Y8scO.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=Dr Kevorkian;44110033]You can bounce heads off of Mike's buns [img]http://i.imgur.com/70Y8scO.gif[/img][/QUOTE] someone needs to isolate the bouncing head and turn it into a gif [editline]sd[/editline] turn [i]the bouncing head that since then has been isolated[/i] into a gif thought what i said made enough sense to not be misunderstood. guess i was wrong