POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

[img]http://puu.sh/85VBJ.png[/img] humble as always

dear toploader can i please work at rws, ty ps. I an sux a lot c::::

Good! We don't accept over qualified people to work at RWS.

[QUOTE=Toploader;44528619]Good! We don't accept over qualified people to work at RWS.[/QUOTE] Wow rude!

[QUOTE=Ryo Ohki;44528865]Wow rude![/QUOTE] You're under qualified even by our standard, we just felt sorry for you.

Is there a job opening for postal babes photographers? I'm uhhh studying photography at college and I think I would be very good for this job. It would also help me get a better understanding of the field. I'm definitely a 4̶5̶ ̶y̶e̶a̶r̶ ̶o̶l̶d̶ ̶o̶b̶e̶s̶e̶ ̶m̶a̶n̶ ̶w̶e̶a̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶c̶a̶r̶g̶o̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶r̶t̶s̶ ̶w̶h̶o̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶o̶n̶l̶y̶ ̶p̶h̶o̶t̶o̶g̶r̶a̶p̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶c̶h̶e̶e̶t̶o̶ ̶s̶t̶a̶i̶n̶e̶d̶ ̶h̶a̶n̶d̶ very motivated person for this job and hiring me would definitely s̶c̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶a̶w̶a̶y̶ ̶a̶n̶y̶ ̶m̶o̶d̶e̶l̶s̶ dynamize the company with my revolutionary ways of taking pictures.

I know how to change the color of my toolbar on windows, hire me as main programmer pls

Fellas, I'm an outdated system that unreal runs on, and I allready QA at RWS, so you should hire me as QA!

Where has Mike J been? I bet swimming in all dat Postal 2 moolah. Amirite top? huh? amirite?

[QUOTE=Toploader;44529025]You're under qualified even by our standard, we just felt sorry for you.[/QUOTE] I thought you kept me around for my good looks and charming personality, I feel betrayed

This isn't strictly Workshop-related, but I recorded a video of some unique AI behavior that I found to be highly amusing. To give a little background: When you perform a crime, bystanders (assuming they survive the encounter) can report you to the cops. When those cops respond to the eyewitness's report, they must individually assess all of the suspects they discover at the scene as they don't magically know who the criminal is. With this behavior, it is very possible to pin a crime on an innocent bystander if you hide yourself at the right time. Using this knowledge, I decided to see what would happen if a SWAT team member only finds an old man's pet cats at the site of a home invasion: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeAeyu9mqwY[/media] There's definitely a lot more going on than you might expect when you start delving deep into POSTAL 2's AI code.

That "Get da hell off mah lawn!" is hilarious, I need the steam workshop with this game so badly.

[QUOTE=Marphy Black;44538150]This isn't strictly Workshop-related, but I recorded a video of some unique AI behavior that I found to be highly amusing. To give a little background: When you perform a crime, bystanders (assuming they survive the encounter) can report you to the cops. When those cops respond to the eyewitness's report, they must individually assess all of the suspects they discover at the scene as they don't magically know who the criminal is. With this behavior, it is very possible to pin a crime on an innocent bystander if you hide yourself at the right time. Using this knowledge, I decided to see what would happen if a SWAT team member only finds an old man's pet cats at the site of a home invasion: [media][/media] There's definitely a lot more going on than you might expect when you start delving deep into POSTAL 2's AI code.[/QUOTE] Well, there goes my lunch. I laughed so hard I puked

[QUOTE=Marphy Black;44538150] There's definitely a lot more going on than you might expect when you start delving deep into POSTAL 2's AI code.[/QUOTE]I realized this when I started playing on postal difficulty, having the radar on at all times made me realize the detection system is far more advanced that I ever thought

Going through Postal 2 code is one of the more fun adventures in code exploration I've had.

For potential P2 modders out there, we've further beefed up the Unreal 2 editor to make it a tad more user friendly. So far you already have (since the 2013/4 updates) * Marquee select now works in the front and side viewports * Space bar will now maximize the viewport you are working in (even if they are fixed) * Added filters for the sound and static mesh browser windows And rolling out in the Workshop update you have: Better editor icons, it's now much easier to read the maps just by looking at them, ie: [img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/1193631/Dev/P2%C2%A3ditorIcons/preview/iconzz.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/kHfHY3L.png[/img] Many actors used to share the same icons so this should help quite a bit. *You can now navigate the viewporst with WADS much like you can in Hammer or UDK *You can now change the drawscale of the actors from the bottom of the main editor window (like in UT03/04 editors) *Added an easier way to reach common actor classes [url=https://www.dropbox.com/s/alvgczv8dpnhmzb/weapondropdown.png]https://www.dropbox.com/s/alvgczv8dpnhmzb/weapondropdown.png[/url] *Some fixes, like for example sometimes a actor would not place due to collision problems, we've fixed that so they should always place where you want. * - and = are now hotkeys to change the grid size, which is way handy.

Man, thanks for the hard work, the POSTAL crew. Good to see that the game is being worked on it pretty well.

i cant wait to make a flat map where you have to kill 2000 Garry Colemans to continue.

[QUOTE=Vilusia;44552849]i cant wait to make a flat map where you have to kill 2000 Garry Colemans to continue.[/QUOTE] flat map full of trees and abandoned buildings in the middle of nowhere where you must collect 5 biographies while avoiding coleman

oops

spoilers! :O

No one said you could post that

you're goin to jail

What the fuck did he post?

[QUOTE=Rika-chan;44554018]oops[/QUOTE] I already saw it >:O aha

[QUOTE=Vilusia;44555500]I already saw it >:O aha[/QUOTE] administering class A amnesiac

[QUOTE=matt000024;44555495]What the fuck did he post?[/QUOTE] Me fucking you in the bum

here's a postal 2 workshop teaser that I actually have permission from our benevolent overlords to post! [img]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/450666943190790111/A37D3E137D988E6598AB0A09B83DA9C13A4DA72C/[/img]

[QUOTE=Vilusia;44552849]i cant wait to make a flat map where you have to kill 2000 Garry Colemans to continue.[/QUOTE] Nuts.fuk

[QUOTE=Judas;44555752]administering class A amnesiac[/QUOTE] Hi guys I'm Vilusia and I'm new to these forums. :)