POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1
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What mods do you guys recommend?
[QUOTE=mikejaret;43240400]i also did the voice over for the POSTAL 3 grindhouse trailer (may we never speak of the game, but the trailer was good), Osama Bin Laden in that awful game, sergei mavrodi and plenty of other voice over work in that piece of shit![/QUOTE]I thought all of the voice acting in Postal III was fantastic, probably because it was presumably all done RWS-side. One of the first things I noticed was that the original male bystander (and, therefore, Krotchy) voice from Postal 2 returned.
If possible, I also hope to see Ron Jeremy return in a proper Postal sequel. His appearance in PIII was very much in the spirit of his frequent Troma film cameos.
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;43240900]I think a cool idea for a Workshop mod would be the "Stream Greenlike" petition skin from the Greenlight trailer.[/QUOTE]The Greenlight petition clipboard skin is now included in the texture packages, but it's currently not used.
So I'm at the bank, and this officer is crawling on his stomach towards the teller's desk. He's infinitely crawling forwards, and two tellers come up to him to report my crimes, even though he's fully incapable of doing anything anymore.
Then the teller I was supposed to talk to strutted away like nothing happened.
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;43241528]So I'm at the bank, and this officer is crawling on his stomach towards the teller's desk. He's infinitely crawling forwards, and two tellers come up to him to report my crimes, even though he's fully incapable of doing anything anymore.
Then the teller I was supposed to talk to strutted away like nothing happened.[/QUOTE]
that is basically postal 2
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;43241528]So I'm at the bank, and this officer is crawling on his stomach towards the teller's desk. He's infinitely crawling forwards, and two tellers come up to him to report my crimes, even though he's fully incapable of doing anything anymore.
Then the teller I was supposed to talk to strutted away like nothing happened.[/QUOTE]
AI clusterfuck! Yeah probably worth fixing that dismembered cop thing..
Damn it. I tried recording this glitch I had where the Dude would start coughing and sputtering when I pressed the "E" key, but I forgot to record it. And then the glitch fixed itself.
Were you eating doggy biscuits?
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;43241707]Damn it. I tried recording this glitch I had where the Dude would start coughing and sputtering when I pressed the "E" key, but I forgot to record it. And then the glitch fixed itself.[/QUOTE]
You probably ate a piss doughnut or a dog treat
So last night I managed to beat it with no kills and I could honestly say, it wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be. The most frustrating thing about it was NPCs standing in doorways and you having no way to navigate around them
Anyone remember that awesome revolver from AW7?
Edit: Also, theres a telephone pole near the bank next to the dumpster that is floating in mid air.
Can cops be lured by that turd doughnut you can find in the doughnut shop?
So yeah, after a few tries to defeat Krotchy at the mall instead of running away, I finally killed him!
I'm having so much fun with this game.
[thumb]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/702858037011050409/BB484C86822E9A1C6A72A1A24842D8F1FDCBC3D3/[/thumb]
(and somehow I managed to survive with 1 hp)
Krotchy is a fucking asshole
Funny when I fought Krotchy I shot him once, he started laughing then started walking away all normal.
I really wish somebody would make some Postal 2 mapping tutorials. I want learn UnrealEd, but IMO it's one of the most difficult SDKs to use, mainly because of the brush creation part and terrain generating.
[thumb]http://i.imgur.com/RfCNBs1.png[/thumb]
So I was just taking a piss.
[thumb]http://i.imgur.com/rWijx61.png[/thumb]
Wait what oh jesus no
[thumb]http://i.imgur.com/XXGmkLh.jpg[/thumb]
Oh god help
[thumb]http://i.imgur.com/B7BXIjH.jpg[/thumb]
Aaaaaa kill me
So there was I, walking around the mall after stealing some donuts when I come across this (also sorry but how do I resize pics? they seem huge :( )
[IMG]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/702858037013212845/4800F190717784CD22276952A40088656E9C369D/[/IMG]
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;43243502]I really wish somebody would make some Postal 2 mapping tutorials. I want learn UnrealEd, but IMO it's one of the most difficult SDKs to use, mainly because of the brush creation part and terrain generating.[/QUOTE]
If there is enough interest I might put some together when workshop is out.
[QUOTE=MegaMario1500;43243667]So there was I, walking around the mall after stealing some donuts when I come across this (also sorry but how do I resize pics? they seem huge :( )
[t]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/702858037013212845/4800F190717784CD22276952A40088656E9C369D/[/t][/QUOTE]
use ["t"][/"t"] bb code tags without the quotes to post images at thumbnail size
oh man Monday and Tuesday were normal, and then Wednesday and Thursday i went on an all out rampage.
So, while playing this game, I have a habit of jumping and kicking repeatedly as my main way of getting around, as I'm sure a lot of you do.
On my way to somewhere, I accidentally jump-kicked a pipeline.
[img]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/702858037014072683/E573692EEB263571C05D20F55AD0BE09153DFE6C/[/img]
Oops
Anybody here remember Postal Network? That site's a wasteland now that downloading anything leads to a 404 page.
Which means goodbye to the Comps "R" Us map and Nightmare City.
These are some really old screenshots from the A Week in Paradise mod. In that mod you could pick up any npc or prop and do stuff with them.
Like placing people inside cacti
[t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/614970002320149763/73E2F2F71CE95C2B261763BDCCF7B797C5DE46F6/[/t]
[t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/614970002320185647/C713D7B48F591BF386295015FD991CA58F8042E1/[/t]
No one was spared by the death cacti
[t]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/614970002320194457/D2111C91E87E8781F31165F25DFB50FA0A6F685A/[/t]
Not even the cars
[t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/613844736945702422/9D0BD513DDAF1FE9B5D4E5F44A4C17699D1DED29/[/t]
Don't know how many people knew this, I'm assuming it would be included in the steam version since they combined the addons to the base game
Pissing on P.Dude Sr.'s grave gives you a [URL="http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/614973225634324715/3F4B7B6358A6F661663A31BE369881CA9EAFB865/"]surprise.[/URL]
I got trapped above the shop by the taliban women and a police officer, who decided not to help me and try and arrest me.
Then I died because of the door of the cupboard i was hiding in decided to crush me.
[QUOTE=Rika-chan;43243076]Krotchy is a fucking asshole[/QUOTE]
If you still have [sp]Gary Coleman's autobiography in your inventory, you can trade it to Krotchy for a Krotchy doll.[/sp]
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;43244155]
Which means goodbye to the Comps "R" Us map[/QUOTE][url]https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B3KkBTfMdKg9TGJCc09sMmE2d0U/edit?usp=sharing[/url]
I don't seem to have nightmare city lying around, though.
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43244404]If you still have [sp]Gary Coleman's autobiography in your inventory, you can trade it to Krotchy for a Krotchy doll.[/sp][/QUOTE]
Well shit, you've probably made my attempt at a speedrun atleast 30 minutes shorter, thanks.
I don't understand how console commands work here. All the ones for warping to a new day either take me to Monday or nothing at all.
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POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1
