POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

Would it be possible for someone to turn on all holidays at once?

I think i did this once, but what's the command to give you a specific weapon ?

[QUOTE=ChickenLegGuy;44713371]I think i did this once, but what's the command to give you a specific weapon ?[/QUOTE] I think it was "Mutate [Weapon name here]"

[QUOTE=Blooper Reel;44713018]"[i]Video games didn't ruin my life, fucking [b]Polio[/b] did![/i]"[/QUOTE] OK, this needs to be a thing now.

Oh my god, I've been waiting for the steam version to go on sale forever. Instant buy

Sweet! One of my friends just gifted me the game! I'm hyped! :D

70% off now! Go get some Workshops!

[t]http://i.cubeupload.com/S19xaN.png[/t] It still haunts me.

[QUOTE=Combine 177;44718745][t]http://i.cubeupload.com/S19xaN.png[/t] It still haunts me.[/QUOTE] Yeah, Proteus was a bit disappointing.

I tried out workshop, [url]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=256263108&tscn=1399196329[/url] Its easy as hell to upload stuff, Biased Toploader, please accept my brilliant sniper which shoots grenades

When i made the working cash queue etc and everything, when i stand there to try to buy stuff, the cashier just tells me "can anyone help you ?"

I was just looking through the code and came across another obscure Easter egg. Without spoiling it: take out a Hunting Rifle, find a quiet spot where you won't be disturbed, bring the scope up, and then sit back and listen. Be patient, because it could take up to three minutes to hear your reward!

I'm guessing it's something to do with the dude holding his breath to steady his aim?

Decided to release my brawl/fist fight map. (Click image to go to the workshop page) [URL="http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=256500066&searchtext="][IMG]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/3334098169306534943/142DD1A216018D96EC518F4A8624FD0EC6D850D2/[/IMG][/URL]

Man fuck friday. i hate friday

[QUOTE=itsthejayden;44722708]Man fuck friday. i hate friday[/QUOTE] Gonorrhea was an quite useful. whats with all the artistic exquisite ?

Just bought it, i would like to know if a coop mode could see the day ?

[QUOTE=Nanamil;44729281]Just bought it, i would like to know if a coop mode could see the day ?[/QUOTE] I don't know if lines of code can see daylight... QUICK TOP THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO SHINNNEEE

[QUOTE=Nanamil;44729281]Just bought it, i would like to know if a coop mode could see the day ?[/QUOTE] When sheeps can fly, they'll fly to the coop cave and open it when they get nanosuits

I can't enter the library, it crashes telling me to install DirectX 8.1

[QUOTE=Durrsly;44732278]I can't enter the library, it crashes telling me to install DirectX 8.1[/QUOTE] This is an odd bug we've seen a few times over the years. It seems if you get your petition signed first, you can then enter the library.

[QUOTE=Toploader;44732599]This is an odd bug we've seen a few times over the years. It seems if you get your petition signed first, you can then enter the library.[/QUOTE] That was the first thing I did.

That sucks, I've never been able to recreate this problem in order to fix it. Shoot me your save in a PM.

I bought the game on Steam and now the money is withdrawn, but due to an error or something I don't have the game on steam. What should I do?

Contact Steam support, nothing we can do our end about it sadly.

It looks like I panicked a little to soon, I now own the game on Steam. :)

[QUOTE=Toploader;44735720]That sucks, I've never been able to recreate this problem in order to fix it. Shoot me your save in a PM.[/QUOTE] Sent!

Every time I take a peek into POSTAL 2's code, it seems there's always something new to discover. For example, did you know that the weather conditions change on each day of the week? On Monday, the sky is heavily overcast with wispy clouds: [t]http://i.imgur.com/G1L3F1V.jpg[/t] On Tuesday, it has cleared up significantly: [t]http://i.imgur.com/vQGbqg6.jpg[/t] By Wednesday, the overcast begins to return: [t]http://i.imgur.com/eXQWBgx.jpg[/t] And on Thursday and Friday, it's become an orange-y dusk: [t]http://i.imgur.com/Tird2Df.jpg[/t] On an unrelated note, POSTAL 2 is currently [url=http://store.steampowered.com/]one of the featured games on the carousel[/url] on Steam's front page! And by the looks of it, it's clearly the only good game up there right now!

same applies to friday's apocalypse

my brother turned 10 and used 3$ out of his birthday money to buy me postal 2 lmfao I was actually planning to buy it, but oh well. Weird of him to gift me it of all games Bought a copy for my friend today, boy was he happy. I sort of wish there was story co-op or something. Also, something about slicing a guy making him bleed out, following him while pissing, and then smoking a crack pipe while standing on top of his still in pain, but slowly dying body is really fucking hilarious.