POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

aww yiss workshop i will not regret buying this game so i can piss on people and force them to drink it

I'd love a mod which lets you store piss in a glass jar The glass jar would do some damage if you directly hit it, but also cause anyone in an area to start vomiting or something The downside is its a one time thing until you find another glass jar, and its AOE is only as big as how much piss you put in it or something. not a ripoff of jarate at all

So what do you guys plan on doing now that Workshop support is in? I remember you said Controller support would be coming, is that still happening?

Oh god i didn't even see that sale, i'm definitely buying it for me and my friends, you guys(devs) deserve all the money.

Why does multiplayer have a separate launcher? And why does it take so long for me to join a fucking game ?!

I wish there were more servers that aren't located deep in the Himalayas.

I didn't know this game was on sale, I'm tempted to buy it

Three bucks man, even if you know you'd play it once or twice you'd still get your money's worth.

[QUOTE=DrPyspy;44758813]I didn't know this game was on sale, I'm tempted to buy it[/QUOTE] Buy the game damn it or I will follow you to home and kill your waifu... Sorry I think I went too much postal today.

[QUOTE=DrPyspy;44758813]I didn't know this game was on sale, I'm tempted to buy it[/QUOTE] Literally the best stress relief on Earth

[QUOTE=Suttles;44750905]my brother turned 10 and used 3$ out of his birthday money to buy me postal 2 lmfao I was actually planning to buy it, but oh well. Weird of him to gift me it of all games Bought a copy for my friend today, boy was he happy. I sort of wish there was story co-op or something. Also, something about slicing a guy making him bleed out, following him while pissing, and then smoking a crack pipe while standing on top of his still in pain, but slowly dying body is really fucking hilarious.[/QUOTE] If you bother to look closely (everyone knows that) after slicing anyone in half, you can see guts slowly coming out.

While we wait for CO-OP to never happen (thanks Unreal Engine), here's a mod that might tie you all over until then. [url]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Postal_2_Co_Op_Maps_Pack.zip[/url] Pop these into your Share The Pain maps folder and set the High Score to 999. Have fun. These are based off the Demo version of Postal 2 so there's only a few maps. Also Bystander and Car textures may be screwed up for clients. There's also another method which involves using the non-demo maps from the game, but that requires going to 1409. We could probably have a multiplayer game where we just [B]piss around[/B] in this "coop".

[QUOTE=DrPyspy;44758813]I didn't know this game was on sale, I'm tempted to buy it[/QUOTE] Like Vince Desi would say [QUOTE]Go fucking get it Now[/QUOTE]

I wish there was a hotkey for throw able weapons like grenades and scissors, but also the machete and sledge. Right now it takes way to much time to select them because you have to go through a kitchen sink of weapons before you can select them. Ideally you'd have a second smaller ring next to your weapon ring and you could select different projectiles like you'd select different items in your inventory.

I completed the game and it said that enhanced mode was unlocked but I can't find it/it doesn't appear to be. Any way to cheat for it, I don't think I can be bothered playing through again for something I should already have.

[QUOTE=ChaosUnleash;44763922]I completed the game and it said that enhanced mode was unlocked but I can't find it/it doesn't appear to be. Any way to cheat for it, I don't think I can be bothered playing through again for something I should already have.[/QUOTE] There should be a checkbox on the New Game menu. Is it not there? Are you on an outdated version?

[QUOTE=ZeroTimesCookie;44764368]There should be a checkbox on the Main Menu. Is it not there? Are you on an outdated version?[/QUOTE] Newest steam version, there's no checkbox or anything like that :(

[QUOTE=ChaosUnleash;44764373]Newest steam version, there's no checkbox or anything like that :([/QUOTE] It didn't unlock, then. (If it's on the New Game Menu, I meant. Sorry for that typo.) Also, how could you [I]not[/I] feel like playing POSTAL 2 again? If you don't, just load up an old save and try again.

will postal ever have co-op campaign?

[QUOTE=Suttles;44764401]will postal ever have co-op campaign?[/QUOTE] Unlikely, try out the mod I linked in the mean time.

[QUOTE=ZeroTimesCookie;44764454]Unlikely, try out the mod I linked in the mean time.[/QUOTE] It's not a "mod" but the default maps moved into the multiplayer folder. AKA you can just drag and drop the postal 2 maps into the multiplayer thingy and you're done, you can now play a broken as fuck "coop".

[QUOTE=ChickenLegGuy;44764478]It's not a "mod" but the default maps moved into the multiplayer folder. AKA you can just drag and drop the postal 2 maps into the multiplayer thingy and you're done, you can now play a broken as fuck "coop".[/QUOTE] It kind of is a mod. But if you just use the Postal 2 maps it doesn't work right. These maps are slightly more stable. (At least for me)

So there's no tweak in the .ini file or something to give me the enhanced mode? I beat the game and then quit and didn't touch it for a while. I launched it earlier today and there was no mode and also my save file had gone, so presumably something reset somewhere. I want to play with the enhanced mode but by the time I run through the game to get there I'll be ready for another break and the cycle will repeat :(

[QUOTE=ChaosUnleash;44764818]So there's no tweak in the .ini file or something to give me the enhanced mode? I beat the game and then quit and didn't touch it for a while. I launched it earlier today and there was no mode and also my save file had gone, so presumably something reset somewhere. I want to play with the enhanced mode but by the time I run through the game to get there I'll be ready for another break and the cycle will repeat :([/QUOTE] Try this: [QUOTE=Judas;44710183]type "open movieoutro" into the console ingame[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ChickenLegGuy;44764478]It's not a "mod" but the default maps moved into the multiplayer folder. AKA you can just drag and drop the postal 2 maps into the multiplayer thingy and you're done, you can now play a broken as fuck "coop".[/QUOTE] it is literally the definition of a mod

[QUOTE=Suttles;44750905] Also, something about slicing a guy making him bleed out, following him while pissing, and then smoking a crack pipe while standing on top of his still in pain, but slowly dying body is really fucking hilarious.[/QUOTE] I think we'd make great friends

I'm replaying the game on POSTAL difficulty. It's really hard and fun.

I'm kinda confused by this game a little so I'm playing the normal postal (not awp) and I downloaded some guns from the workshop so if my Brother loads up the workshop browser and chooses the guns, will it be in AWP mode? what weapons does AWP add? also has anyone used the M@D mod pack? there's alot of new items but I'm not sure what the buffs do. sorry for the dumb questions this is my first playthrough and it's really fun.

Postal 2 mode and the AWP mode both use the same weapons as far as I know, and yes, the guns will be in AWP mode too.

[QUOTE=jellofacey;44768602]I'm kinda confused by this game a little so I'm playing the normal postal (not awp) and I downloaded some guns from the workshop so if my Brother loads up the workshop browser and chooses the guns, will it be in AWP mode? what weapons does AWP add? also has anyone used the M@D mod pack? there's alot of new items but I'm not sure what the buffs do. sorry for the dumb questions this is my first playthrough and it's really fun.[/QUOTE] Play on A Week In Paradise. That is the normal POSTAL 2 game, but after you finish Friday it starts the Apocalypse Weekend Expansion Pack, which adds Saturday and Sunday, nothing else. I'm also pretty sure that's the only way to unlock Enhanced Mode. Also MadInv is pretty cool, but some of the weapons obviously weren't made with customised FOV in mind. Also using the buffs in MadInv barely did anything for me. Also Workshop doesn't allow you to get achievements, so make sure you're playing the regular game (not through the browser) if you want those.