POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

[QUOTE=UntouchedShadow;44794558]I don't think this has been mentioned before, but I played through the various versions of Viscera Cleanup Detail and I found this amusing book in one of them. [t]http://i.imgur.com/TfRK4l5.jpg[/t] I guess you guys have got some fans at RuneStorm.[/QUOTE] Ah, nah never saw that before. Which version was it?

i feel that the grenade should be able to be cooked, and it should be able to explode in your hand

[QUOTE=Toploader;44795985]Ah, nah never saw that before. Which version was it?[/QUOTE] Looks like the Santa Rampage one.

[QUOTE=Toploader;44793015]So have you guys tried may Worskhop mods? What are your favorites?[/QUOTE] Black Shotgun [img]http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/image/JJATO7DXeWT2SLsEdE0SLZzc2Yr0p3ckIoZoHpCrWortmyTA6cs_dlaRp_pSLVynkcnAmaHlNTwpi3UGkahbjeCfN4D3wyx0V8zr_EtnQqDbmpnP_r9oZiODMknb6Ezdu5Nll6aWfyFR3qKlCWdJ5MaYyZn7u2F6dNNgR4q6S9-ihjrI/62fx62f[/img]

[QUOTE=jellofacey;44796497]i feel that the grenade should be able to be cooked, and it should be able to explode in your hand[/QUOTE] I feel like implementing some modern shooter mechanics would only do the game good.

hello friends....whats the good word?

[QUOTE=mikejaret;44800569]hello friends....whats the good word?[/QUOTE] good would be the good word.

[QUOTE=Vilusia;44800740]good would be the good word.[/QUOTE] word

[QUOTE=mikejaret;44800569]hello friends....whats the good word?[/QUOTE] Well everybody knows: the bird is the word! Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word!

[QUOTE=UntouchedShadow;44794558]I don't think this has been mentioned before, but I played through the various versions of Viscera Cleanup Detail and I found this amusing book in one of them. [t]http://i.imgur.com/TfRK4l5.jpg[/t] I guess you guys have got some fans at RuneStorm.[/QUOTE] Oh god Imagine a Postal 2 version of Cleanup Detail like Shadow Warrior make it happen

so i saw this video and thought of Postal 2. [video=youtube;tSteckW77Mk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSteckW77Mk#t=63[/video]

I just gifted Postal 2 to my brother. We used to play the game together when we were little boys, so it felt like an appropriate birthday gift. :v:

Thank you so much for the workshop update you guys, been thoroughly enjoying it! I have a quick suggestion for a small change. Could it be possible that the baseball bat attack could be altered to function in the same vein as the sledgehammer and the scythe where you can hold attack in preperation for a swing, then let go to swing? This could be even further developed for enhanced mode where a power meter ui could pop up and let the player swing ridiculously hard swings, sending corpses flying sky high.

[QUOTE=Toploader;44795985]Ah, nah never saw that before. Which version was it?[/QUOTE] Yeah it was the Christmas themed one as Vipes mentioned, Santa's Rampage. [QUOTE=Blockhead;44800873]Oh god Imagine a Postal 2 version of Cleanup Detail like Shadow Warrior make it happen[/QUOTE] That would be amazing.

I'd love a "The Dude" announcer pack for dota. Would be the sickest thing.

[QUOTE=Jackald;44803497]Actually fuck that, i might as well figure out how to replace the sounds myself. Can be a project. I've figured out how to browse the sounds in UDK and i'm making a spreadsheet of all the sounds. There's some seriously choice dialogue i've never heard before in here... "dammit, gimmie that back, cow..." - "hmm, i feel a particular need for some really crappy chinese takeout" And then I played habib_alilili, which is the terrorist cry, and the editor crashed. Fuckin' terrorists...[/QUOTE] Both lines are from Apocalypse Weekend, the first one being what happens when your sledgehammer lodges in a cow's ass.

[QUOTE=Jackald;44802733]So you know there was talk of that project to replace The Dude's voice with Mr Plinkett's? Well I have absolutely no experience in UDK, but if someone can rip for me the sound files or give me a list of lines or something, i'll go through Plinkett's reviews and try to find an appropriate line. I just finished my last exam so i've got SO MUCH FREE TIME.[/QUOTE] Maybe you could try contacting Red Letter Media? It's worth a shot.

[QUOTE=Jackald;44805669]What and ask Mike to record some of the lines in his Plinkett voice? Sure, I guess it is worth a go.[/QUOTE] What are the original devs even doing with Complete nowadays? It seems that the new team are the only people doing anything.

Well, my friend, what an oppourtune time to say that, because I have some interesting RWS news. As you may know RWS doesn't actually enjoy making video games, it's just been a way for them to gather the budget to follow their true dream... Ice hockey! [img]https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/v/t1.0-9/10305614_712526018789205_1078645553084876735_n.jpg?oh=e39904fa6510890fe51698b62dd5cdd0&oe=53F24F82&__gda__=1409678738_25421e4c0a69d74ddfc04866afd9e94f[/img]

They're secretly Canadian?

[QUOTE=Coffee;44806565]They're secretly Canadian?[/QUOTE] No, they're using helmets

[QUOTE=Judas;44806398]Well, my friend, what an oppourtune time to say that, because I have some interesting RWS news. As you may know RWS doesn't actually enjoy making video games, it's just been a way for them to gather the budget to follow their true dream... Ice hockey! [IMG]https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/v/t1.0-9/10305614_712526018789205_1078645553084876735_n.jpg?oh=e39904fa6510890fe51698b62dd5cdd0&oe=53F24F82&__gda__=1409678738_25421e4c0a69d74ddfc04866afd9e94f[/IMG][/QUOTE] This picture legitimately reminds me of the episode of Always Sunny in Philadelphia "macs big break" where mac has to hit a slapshot from center ice. Maybe it's just the orange and white reminding me of the Flyers and Mikey Jay Jay there reminding me of Charlie. Honestly Mike J Leno there reminds me of the bastard child of mac and charlie.

So I'm having tons of fun with all these mods, and I don't know what happened but I found this guy just chilling here. [t]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/792943429975029974/73A2862922C88A0DCE49F6E9ADDEEE2CB22595EB/[/t]

I spawned a gimp pawn and made him as a police controller then i gave him a nightstick, a stun gun, and handcuffs. That was an [I]horrible[/I] idea

[QUOTE=Blockhead;44800873]Oh god Imagine a Postal 2 version of Cleanup Detail like Shadow Warrior make it happen[/QUOTE] Cleaning up the whole Paradise is a very bad idea.

They'd have to expand beyond the limited scope of viscera: Bodily Excrement and Fluids Cleanup Detail: POSTAL Edition

Postal 2 is $3 on steam. Do I buy it? I like all sorts of games, I'm not confined to any genre. I've heard some good things about this game but I wanna know if I should go for it. Do I need to play Postal 1 to understand the story?

Nah, Postal 1 is really not needed for the story, as Postal 1 has pretty much no plot whatsoever and yes, do get Postal 2

Just picked up the game, and I gotta say its really fun. I walked up to some random guy, unzipped my pants in front of him, and he said 'Hey, nobody is impressed.' After receiving this completely unwarranted insult, I proceeded to bludgeon him with a shovel and then relieved myself on him, while every bystander started running away. :v:

[QUOTE=DEMONSKUL;44824098]Nah, Postal 1 is really not needed for the story, as Postal 1 has pretty much no plot whatsoever [/QUOTE] POSTAL 1 actually has quite a bit of story, but POSTAL 1 and 2 are in different universes from my understanding.