POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

postal 1 scares me

Postal 1 makes me horny.

[QUOTE=Linkuya;44824075]Do I need to play Postal 1 to understand the story?[/QUOTE]The plot of the original POSTAL has little bearing on the sequel, but you can get the gist of it from these between-level blurbs (best read in conjunction with [url=http://imgur.com/a/7gbvf]the loading screen artwork[/url] and [url=https://www.youtube.com/user/BoxcarGamer/search?query=%22Postal+1%22+%22Soundtrack%22]the original soundtrack[/url]):[quote]Home 10/17/97 The earth is hungry. Its heart throbs and demands cleansing. The earth is also thirsty... The Truckstop 10/17/97 Blessed are the meek for they make easy targets. The Outskirts 10/17/97 The air ripens with the odors of the dead and dying. It smells like...victory. Parade of Disasters 10/18/97 A glorious symphony of slaughter! 76 tromboners led the death parade... The Bridge 10/18/97 Life is cheap--death is free! Act now! Supplies are limited! (Offer void in Arizona) The Mine 10/18/97 Furious fireflies materialize against the cavern wall and sunder the earth into dust. Come, little insects, and see the web WE'VE woven! The Junk Yard 10/19/97 I will don the eviscerated organs of my enemies as party hats, wear their shredded entrails as neckties, and oh, how I shall dance! The Trailer Park 10/19/97 Human trash spills from its containers as death rains down upon them, sweeping the streets in a cleansing cloudburst of blood... The Train 10/19/97 Next stop: Armageddon, the River Styx, Hades... and all points in between! All aboard! The Farm 10/20/97 Feathers will fly, but big birds won't. They WILL however, be going south this winter...FAR south! The Construction Site 10/20/97 Blood splinters everywhere. Like a river, flowing around me, pulling me in its wake. Paradise! Prepare for...deconstruction! The Ghetto 10/20/97 Black leather smoke coils up my nostrils tingling with death's surprise. Human remnants cling to my clothing like bloody briars as I continue to wade, hip deep in flesh, bone and viscera. Bad neighborhood coming up! The City 10/21/97 I am the celestial gardener, policing the planet of the stink weeds and poisons which leak out even through the cracks in the cold asphalt sidewalks of the City of Sin! Central Park 10/21/97 No day in the park. Too much of the blood on me is mine. But the day is not done, and I've miles to go to make them sleep...Peanuts anyone? The Industrial Complex 10/21/97 Feast upon the frozen images of molten massacre as the machineries of death grind relentlessly, mindlessly on... Air Force Base 10/22/97 From the halls of the Vatican to the Runways of Truth, we are there. At the place called Climax, and the time called NOW. When it's done, let the gods sort it out! EZ Mart 1/20/98 Watch for falling prices, falling employees, falling customers, incoming missiles, and blood puddles... Shanty Town 1/22/98 The earth is thirsty. It also seems to have soiled itself... Earthquake 1/21/98 The earth was hungry, so it ate some people. La Palamino Resort 1/23/98 Did someone say they've fallen and can't get up? The Elementary School 10/23/97 The hive has been cleansed. The source of the corruption has been corked, laid in a body bag and dragged to the outskirts of existence...[/quote]Then watch the ending: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yX8zFVHUms[/media] There are more underlying details to the plot, but unfortunately, [url=https://web.archive.org/web/19980127184357/http://www.gopostal.com/thebook.htm]The Postal Novel[/url] was never completed, as far as I can tell.

god everything about the game is so fucking unsettling make it stop im just so glad postal 2 wasnt like that

Don't let the flames die out. Also I bought this on sale at the last possible minute.

[QUOTE=bisousbisous;44831941]Don't let the flames die out. Also I bought this on sale at the last possible minute.[/QUOTE] and you did very good.

[QUOTE=a-cookie;44831748]god everything about the game is so fucking unsettling make it stop im just so glad postal 2 wasnt like that[/QUOTE] Don't be a sissy! Funny, I was just playing POSTAL over family sharing. There's something oddly satisfying about shooting up people in a mall for no good reason whatsoever. Fun fact, Rick Hunter's voice in POSTAL 1 is actually a Demon, taunting POSTAL Dude and fueling his insanity. Rated E for Everyone.

What difficulty do I have to beat apoc weekend on to earn enhanced mode?

[QUOTE=bisousbisous;44833892]What difficulty do I have to beat apoc weekend on to earn enhanced mode?[/QUOTE] Liebermode.

So any difficulty?

[QUOTE=bisousbisous;44833910]So any difficulty?[/QUOTE] Last time I tried getting away with beating the game on easy it said I unlocked enhanced mode but didn't actually give me it. I wouldn't risk wasting time with anything below average.

Guess I'll go with manic

spoilers : [sp]Has anyone else on Military Base Part 3 where dude find the nuke, put a bunch of grenades, then made a gasoline tray and lighted it on fire theBOOOOOOOOM[/sp]

[QUOTE=ChickenLegGuy;44834059]spoilers : [sp]Has anyone else on Military Base Part 3 where dude find the nuke, put a bunch of grenades, then made a gasoline tray and lighted it on fire theBOOOOOOOOM[/sp][/QUOTE] [sp]Doesn't it show a cutscene where planet Earth explodes?[/sp]

[QUOTE=NitronikALT;44834454][sp]Doesn't it show a cutscene where planet Earth explodes?[/sp][/QUOTE] [sp]It does[/sp]

I think someone should make a tutorial on how to make custom content appear in the workshop tab, since alot of the content in Workshop requires to overwrite files because the creators don't know how to do it.

[QUOTE=a-cookie;44831748]god everything about the game is so fucking unsettling make it stop im just so glad postal 2 wasnt like that[/QUOTE] I wouldn't mind another Postal game like Postal 1. I liked the creepiness of it. Did Postal 1 get any trading cards? I want some of the loading screens in the game as backgrounds for my Steam Profile.

I like both Postal 1 and 2, one is disturbing and the other is funny. If Postal 2 would be more like the original now that would be a game with a big controversy. If someday Postal "3" is made, I hope it has some references to the original Postal 1.

Am I the only one here who thinks Postal 1 is funny in a dark humour kinda way and not creepy at all?

Regarding many workshop mods needing manual installs, we are working on getting more tutorials up, and at that point we will start flagging mods which can be made automatic as incomplete. Quality not quantity and all that.

Someone needs to make a small map of the police level from Postal 3 It [I]could[/I] work. [editline]19th May 2014[/editline] Also (just a copypasta of the MP swat hands to the dude ones, but fits like a glove) [img_thumb]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/3332973618787567338/16525A289E7465A9CB9D8A327FC1FDADCB19CB65/[/img_thumb]

aren't the MP arms bound to the same rig?

Postal 2 had some of the best zombies ive fought in a game although i got stuck when i lost ones head and was left with an armless and legless torso squirming on the ground

[QUOTE=NitronikALT;44848427]aren't the MP arms bound to the same rig?[/QUOTE] Indeed.

[QUOTE=Joazzz;44848786]Postal 2 had some of the best zombies ive fought in a game[/QUOTE] I always thought the zombies were the absolute worst thing about the game

[QUOTE=Ryo Ohki;44849241]I always thought the zombies were the absolute worst thing about the game[/QUOTE]you need to actually go for the head, and that's enough to get a high ranking from me. and they aren't of the stupid running type either. plus dismembering them is fun although having to wreck the head even after it's fallen off and the blood spitting thing are "a bit" dumb

I thought it was funny in a return of the living dead kind of way. You would boot a head around the room and have to look for it before the rest of the body killed you.

So seems someone has adapted the great multiplayer Airmail mod for SP and put it on workshop. This was a great MP mod that placed powerups in the maps that gives the user various cheat like abilities. [url]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=260494096[/url] And here is more info on the powerups. [url]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=262128262[/url] Also, Kamek as put up a tutorial on how to replace Textures and sounds. Hopefully we'll see less manual installs in the future. [url]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=261974024[/url]

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