POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

[QUOTE=Toploader;44889514]Hey, sup?[/QUOTE] hi

Hey there

Postal 2 seems to be for 2€ at humble bundle store, real steal right there if you ask me.

bet no one will give any money to RWS, haha (even though they should)

Watching the Postal movie for the fourth time with friends. What is wrong with me.

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Postal 2 is $2.49 on the humble store but I don't currently have the money for it.

[QUOTE=coldud13;44913358]Postal 2 is $2.49 on the humble store but I don't currently have the money for it.[/QUOTE] Oh, I see.

[QUOTE=coldud13;44913358]Postal 2 is $2.49 on the humble store but I don't currently have the money for it.[/QUOTE] Pick Up Paycheck Cash Paycheck Get Postal 2

[IMG]http://puu.sh/98W7i/9715e9b2fe.png[/IMG] lol

[QUOTE=Durrsly;44937581]Pick Up Paycheck Cash Paycheck Get Postal 2[/QUOTE] You don't even need to pick up the paycheck if you do it the right way

Postal III should take place in a industrialized, but financially crippled city like Detroit, taking place over the duration of 7 days. The player is given jobs each day by his employer, some as simple as getting food or picking up something at the hardware store. Others, require planning and a tad bit of violence. All the original weapons would return with some new ones, most being moddable in some way and duel-weldable. Near the end of the week, depending on how players handle jobs or random events and the difficulty level, the citizens will begin to despise the player, throwing things at him and calling him names. Some event will go down in which the player goes postal on his employers, eventually defeating the boss. The last day will be the player trying to make it to the other side of town to escape, while hordes of citizens try and stop him.

[QUOTE=Megadave;44962099]Postal III[/QUOTE] No, no, and no. That story is nothing like Postal at all, it needs to be an American city/town parody, and in the same spirit of Postal 2.

[QUOTE=Durrsly;44937581]Rob bank Get Postal 2[/QUOTE] Faster

[QUOTE=ZeroTimesCookie;44968111]No, no, and no. That story is nothing like Postal at all, it needs to be an American city/town parody, and in the same spirit of Postal 2.[/QUOTE] why not a mixture of postal 1 and postal 2?

[QUOTE=Megadave;44962099]Postal III should take place in a industrialized, but financially crippled city like Detroit, taking place over the duration of 7 days. The player is given jobs each day by his employer, some as simple as getting food or picking up something at the hardware store. Others, require planning and a tad bit of violence. All the original weapons would return with some new ones, most being moddable in some way and duel-weldable. Near the end of the week, depending on how players handle jobs or random events and the difficulty level, the citizens will begin to despise the player, throwing things at him and calling him names. Some event will go down in which the player goes postal on his employers, eventually defeating the boss. The last day will be the player trying to make it to the other side of town to escape, while hordes of citizens try and stop him.[/QUOTE] Sounds shit.

Postal III, should look like Serious Sam 2 and play like Duke Nukem Forever. The postal dude went too insane and now he sees pretty color and creatures, he doesn't like that and now he wants to kill all the happy things. But he can only carry 2 weapons because rules of the happy world and being nice makes your health life bigger while killing automatically damages you. Also he makes a lot of forced jokes to keep the game fresh. Perfect.

postal 3 should be like skyrim with guns

How about Postal III on an actually superior engine. Like Unreal.

[QUOTE=AlienFanatic;44968881]why not a mixture of postal 1 and postal 2?[/QUOTE] Dunno how that could work, a light hearted parody of America can't really mix with edge city.

You can easily beat the final boss [sp]with catnip and a chainsaw[/sp] Also, what's with the [sp]screenshot of said final boss on the store page ?[/sp] I don't want any Postal IV or III v2 I just want a Postal 2 total conversion game by RWS, use an upgraded version of Unreal Engine 2, Unreal Engine 3 supergraphicallensflares would ruin it. Like Eternal Damnation did. [editline]2nd June 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=proch;44968331]Faster[/QUOTE] Yeah but you have to still pick up your paycheck u feg

[QUOTE=ChickenLegGuy;44977075]You can easily beat the final boss [sp]with catnip and a chainsaw[/sp] I don't want any Postal IV or III v2 I just want a Postal 2 total conversion game by RWS, use an upgraded version of Unreal Engine 2, Unreal Engine 3 supergraphicallensflares would ruin it. Like Eternal Damnation did. [/QUOTE] Didn't the boss get patched so that wouldn't work? Also, I don't think that would sell well. It should be on a recent engine, but be colourful and have less [del]Ground Zeroes[/del] Lens Flare, I mean.

[QUOTE=ZeroTimesCookie;44978397]Didn't the boss get patched so that wouldn't work? Also, I don't think that would sell well. It should be on a recent engine, but be colourful and have less [del]Ground Zeroes[/del] Lens Flare, I mean.[/QUOTE] No. That was the cow head trick.

Postal 3 should have you become a werewolf at some point.

[QUOTE=Satansick;44979451]Postal 3 should have you become a werewolf at some point.[/QUOTE] okay what the fuck are these ideas

[QUOTE=Satansick;44979451]Postal 3 should have you become a werewolf at some point.[/QUOTE] No money for werewolf mode, you will become a cat at tops.

[QUOTE=Combine 177;44979480]No money for werewolf mode, you will become a cat at tops.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f0/Cheetahmen-title-screen.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Combine 177;44979480]No money for werewolf mode, you will become a cat at tops.[/QUOTE] either that or the puppy from Rise of The Triad: Dark Wars or whatever it was called

[QUOTE=Satansick;44979451]Postal 3 should have you become a werewolf at some point.[/QUOTE] It also should run a 30fps since 60fps is overrated and boring. Also, to speed the development they shouldn't focus in optimizing or adding video options, maybe just resolution. Who needs that anyway?