POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

[QUOTE=E.C.S;44980770]It also should run a 30fps since 60fps is overrated and boring. Also, to speed the development they shouldn't focus in optimizing or adding video options, maybe just resolution. Who needs that anyway?[/QUOTE] Weapon design too Postal 2 had weird yet cool weapons

[QUOTE=Satansick;44979451]Postal 3 should have you become a werewolf at some point.[/QUOTE] Naww man naww. Just. Current Postal 2. Pick up catnip. Smoke too much catnip. Literally become the Lizard King. [sp]Or just have you become a cat youself with on and off cyclone cat mode.[/sp]

Coming soon due to popular demand... [IMG]http://drive.google.com/uc?export=view&id=0B2xcYUbALz2vVlhrcmtqUDFYWW8[/IMG] People just wanted the freedom to pee from the comfort of their sofa with a controller.

Now we just need Occulus Rift, Kinect and Motion Controls support and we'll have immersive pissing action!

I hear the Razer Hydra is easy to develop for.

Will RWS be showing off Postal 3 at E3? [editline]7th June 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=E.C.S;44971135][B]Postal III, should look like Serious Sam 2 and play like Duke Nukem Forever.[/B] The postal dude went too insane and now he sees pretty color and creatures, he doesn't like that and now he wants to kill all the happy things. But he can only carry 2 weapons because rules of the happy world and being nice makes your health life bigger while killing automatically damages you. Also he makes a lot of forced jokes to keep the game fresh. Perfect.[/QUOTE] Nothing should play like Duke Nukem Forever, and you picked the worst Serious Sam for style.

Ubisoft Montreal got Unreal Engine 2 running on 3DS. Is there a possibility of being able to piss on the bus?

[QUOTE=Durrsly;45025825]Ubisoft Montreal got Unreal Engine 2 running on 3DS. Is there a possibility of being able to piss on the bus?[/QUOTE] That would be the best thing ever

[QUOTE=Bread_Baron;45024639] Nothing should play like Duke Nukem Forever, and you picked the worst Serious Sam for style.[/QUOTE] I think you missed the joke.

Is the new stuff ever going to get patched to work with the cd version? I wish i could find the poster of the postal babe that went with it. I wish I could afford to rebuy this game, but I can't afford it. I got fired from my job on the first day, and my bitch of a wife still wants me to pick up some milk from the hadji mart. That, and all my money is going towards health pipes now. I would love it if the boxed version could get the same treatment as the steam version, or if someone with an extra steam version would let the wealth "trickle down". In short, I love your game, but the fact that early adopters of Postal 2 can't get in on all the new stuff makes me disgruntled.

We're working on the DRM free versions of the updates, no ETA yet but we'll put it out onto GoG then release a patch for the retail versions.

What's the difference between the old normal Postal 2 STP budget and the one of the steam version ? I'm wondering because the steam version seems to have sold more copies than the original, but how much ?

[QUOTE=ZeroTimesCookie;45025869]I think you missed the joke.[/QUOTE] Postal III is the joke, right?

[QUOTE=Bread_Baron;45030869]Postal III is the joke, right?[/QUOTE] He was joking about Duke Nukem Forever and Serious Sam 2, he was making it shit as a joke.

[QUOTE=ZeroTimesCookie;45033069]He was joking about Duke Nukem Forever and Serious Sam 2, he was making it shit as a joke.[/QUOTE] I think you missed [I]my[/I] joke, except it's actually true that Postal III's a joke so I can't blame you.

[QUOTE=Bread_Baron;45033203]I think you missed [I]my[/I] joke, except it's actually true that Postal III's a joke so I can't blame you.[/QUOTE] I'm confused.

Hmm [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkP3WiWDDr0[/media]

[QUOTE=Tuskin;45059541]Hmm [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkP3WiWDDr0[/media][/QUOTE] Looks awesome, was really happy to hear [sp]the Postal III VA in there as well[/sp].

[QUOTE=Tuskin;45059541]Hmm [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkP3WiWDDr0[/media][/QUOTE] Don't read the comments, you'll lose brain cells.

The game play will probably be like in apocalypse weekend, linear. Of course that doesn't mean you can't run around as much as you want.

I have wicked respect for everyone at RWS. Seriously I can't think of another game company that still makes content for their decade old games.

[QUOTE=Metal Engie;45060157]Don't read the comments, you'll lose brain cells.[/QUOTE] doesnt have enough graphics 2/10 worst game of the year 1996

[QUOTE=Combine 177;45060385]The game play will probably be like in apocalypse weekend, linear. Of course that doesn't mean you can't run around as much as you want.[/QUOTE] Wrong! It will follow the same structure as POSTAL 2 did. Errands that you can complete in any order (mostly), spread across five days.

Holy shit yes! Also a Vince Desi cult in the church?

[QUOTE=Toploader;45061195]Wrong! It will follow the same structure as POSTAL 2 did. Errands that you can complete in any order (mostly), spread across five days.[/QUOTE] will I have to pay $14.99 for each day?

[QUOTE=LittleBabyman;45061290]will I have to pay $14.99 for each day?[/QUOTE] Or just pay 150 bucks for the entire week!

[QUOTE=Tuskin;45059541]Hmm [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkP3WiWDDr0[/media][/QUOTE] I'll wait for the retail if you don't mind. It seems like I'll have to start writing down a list of games I have to obtain. [sp]You are going to do retail right?[/sp] Ahhh shit it's a DLC.

Is the new DLC going to have DLCs? If so, there will be a Season Pass or two?

The kiddies are already crying that it doesn't have super awesome next-gen graphix.

[QUOTE=Doom64hunter;45061709]The kiddies are already crying that it doesn't have super awesome next-gen graphix.[/QUOTE] And most of them claim to own a PS4.