POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

Here's an interview on PL, by the way [url]http://www.insidegamingdaily.com/2014/06/10/exclusive-postal-2-new-dlc-paradise-lost/[/url]

it's not happening it can't be happening OH SHIT IT'S HAPPENING

[QUOTE=bloboo;45062198]Whats next, RWS colonizes the damn moon and saves humanity from being stuck on Earth for all time?[/QUOTE] [sp]Shhhhhh. You don't want the government to find out now do you?[/sp]

[QUOTE=Metal Engie;45060157]Don't read the comments, you'll lose brain cells.[/QUOTE] They actually make me sad. Like, genuinely sad. I hope that all of you, like me, are sat at home downvoting shitty comments and upvoting the correct ones.

[QUOTE=Bread_Baron;45062582]They actually make me sad. Like, genuinely sad. I hope that all of you, like me, are sat at home downvoting shitty comments and upvoting the correct ones.[/QUOTE] I think what's sadder is that Mike J. tried to explain why are they doing this.

but Postal 2 is a pissing in the wind simulator

[QUOTE=Judas;45062808]but Postal 2 is a pissing in the wind simulator[/QUOTE] Next gen puzzle pissing, use wind as your advantage to piss around the corner.

To the bitches who moan about muh graffics At least this game will age well, thanks to the artstyle. I wouldn't mind more games having this quality of graphics as long as the gameplay is great, and the artstyle complements it instead of being muh realism. Postal 2 has both. Seems to be the same for almost all games around that time pretty much. UT'99 aged like wine, same with Postal 2, HL2, UT2k4. List could go on.

What price tag are we talking with this DLC?

RWS gives me hope for humanity.

I hope those commenters are aware that they're probably going to become one of the acceptable targets in the DLC now :v:

[QUOTE=Judas;45061370]Or just pay 150 bucks for the entire week![/QUOTE] But the $150 deal doesn't include the daily Post Apocalyptic Post newspaper dlc, you need that dlc man to know what's going down in hell!

postal 2 has bad graphics

Stolen from the Fallout thread. Any of ye who've read the youtube comments probably already saw it, but I didn't [IMG]http://puu.sh/9nADI/45b7031f79.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://puu.sh/9nAr0/bd40021fb3.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://puu.sh/9nAs1/157e07fd0f.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://puu.sh/9nAth/37b7262674.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Wingz;45070420]postal 2 has bad graphics[/QUOTE] you have bad graphics

[QUOTE=Ellis :P;45061537]I'll wait for the retail if you don't mind. It seems like I'll have to start writing down a list of games I have to obtain. [sp]You are going to do retail right?[/sp] Ahhh shit it's a DLC.[/QUOTE] We plan to do a limited run of disks from our store, but they will include a Steam key too for P2.

[QUOTE=ZeroTimesCookie;44971772]Dunno how that could work, a light hearted parody of America can't really mix with edge city.[/QUOTE] Postal 2 isn't light-hearted at all, it's a deeply cynical and dark parody of American culture and the early 2000's in general. It might seem light-hearted at a glance adn on the surface, but its subtext is incredibly bleak and cynical. [editline]11th June 2014[/editline] Postal 1 is the same thing, but the other way around. It is overtly bleak and horrible instead of being subtle about it, with the implication through subtext that it's actually pretty okay outside of the Postal Dude's warped mind and vision of the world.

I hope Velociraptors are added. Or people in the workshop get creative. [B]JUST IMAGINE IT. AN OUTBREAK OF VELOCIRAPTORS IN THE MAP. VELOCIRAPTORS WITH MACHETES AND HANDGUNS.[/B]

[QUOTE=Drsalvador;45071812]Postal 2 isn't light-hearted at all, it's a deeply cynical and dark parody of American culture and the early 2000's in general. It might seem light-hearted at a glance adn on the surface, but its subtext is incredibly bleak and cynical. [editline]11th June 2014[/editline] Postal 1 is the same thing, but the other way around. It is overtly bleak and horrible instead of being subtle about it, with the implication through subtext that it's actually pretty okay outside of the Postal Dude's warped mind and vision of the world.[/QUOTE] Regardless of how dark and ~deep~ it may be, it's still fun for some light hearted laughs.

[QUOTE=Bread_Baron;45072126]Regardless of how dark and ~deep~ it may be, it's still fun for some light hearted laughs.[/QUOTE] Why do people always portray something having depth as this negative and edgy thing? I don't understand it.

the one thing that matters is that postal is fun <3

That's Monday down on my POSTAL difficulty attempt. When did they add a protester sign as a weapon?

[QUOTE=Drsalvador;45072956]Why do people always portray something having depth as this negative and edgy thing? I don't understand it.[/QUOTE] It's not the subject of things having depth, it's how people act about it. Sometimes people make things out as super deep and intellectual when in reality, they're not. I appreciate the satire of Postal 2, but I was just poking fun at how you said it "isn't light-hearted at all". Wearing a gimp suit while some fat dude laughs at you then pissing on him as Mr P. Dude makes a witty remark is very light-hearted.

[QUOTE=Drsalvador;45072956]Why do people always portray something having depth as this negative and edgy thing? I don't understand it.[/QUOTE] "if you were smarter you'd understand"

Is there a tutorial on making a custom story mod? I'm thinking of using A Very Postal Christmas as a stepping stone. [sp]I'm not giving up on making that damn russian expansion a reality damnit![/sp]

[QUOTE=Thechuz1337;45073407]That's Monday down on my POSTAL difficulty attempt. When did they add a protester sign as a weapon?[/QUOTE] Forget which patch but I think it was around March we added that in.

Things about Paradise Lost : 1) Why does the Dude comes back ? 2) Make a "Free Roam" mode where you can wander around. Like Kamek and his sandbox stuff.

[QUOTE=ChickenLegGuy;45075129]Things about Paradise Lost : 1) Why does the Dude comes back ?[/QUOTE] That has been bothering me. Why return to a practically nuked town? Though considering it's you guys I'm sure there will be a good yet hilarious explanation.

Will this dlc cost money? If so I hope it's not too expensive...

Are there plans to add subtitles for POSTAL 2? Like, Subtitles for everything. In some odd cases NPC voices are super quiet and I can barely hear them.