POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

Oh god, by Friday Mike's office is covered in jizz and shit. I don't think I will ever want to visit these guys in real life

[QUOTE=jason278;43244882]Oh god, by Friday Mike's office is covered in jizz and shit. I don't think I will ever want to visit these guys in real life[/QUOTE] if anything that's a really good reason [I]to[/I] visit them

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43244404]If you still have [sp]Gary Coleman's autobiography in your inventory, you can trade it to Krotchy for a Krotchy doll.[/sp][/QUOTE] My life is a lie

[QUOTE=Toploader;43244501][url]https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B3KkBTfMdKg9TGJCc09sMmE2d0U/edit?usp=sharing[/url] I don't seem to have nightmare city lying around, though.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/BGkVIit.png[/img] that made me laugh [editline]sd[/editline] best file extension ever

[QUOTE=CWalkthroughs;43244830]Well shit, you've probably made my attempt at a speedrun atleast 30 minutes shorter, thanks.[/QUOTE] You can also jump over a balcony in the library and skip the whole thing and jump over a pipe in the napalm factory to skip the platforming puzzles.

wasn't there a glitch in the library that let you go through the flames if you were already on fire ?

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/lZCZR5x.jpg[/IMG] guys help what do i do

I'm trying the postal difficultly and I can't even pick up my damn check, fuck man

[QUOTE=jason278;43246541]I'm trying the postal difficultly and I can't even pick up my damn check, fuck man[/QUOTE] I got to the laundry mat and died, I can only imagine tora bora...

[QUOTE=Rellow;43236657]That shit keeps making me paranoid that at some point the Dude is going to get tired of my shit and delete all my saves.[/QUOTE] I just realized why I kept thinking that. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/2HPRi8i.png[/IMG] [I]Are you resetting [B]again?[/B][/I]

So, I got all the loading/menuscreen art out of Postal 1 via Dragon UnPACKer.. RWS guys, am I allowed to post it here in an imgur gallery? I'd love to share it, considering it's such an old game and the art rather deserves some appreciation. It doesn't include any actual in-game assets, just the loading/menu screen paintings.

Oh my god the elephant farm I just shot one of the elephants once with a pistol,and all the elephants went into rage mode,killed the marching band,then the spectators whipped out their guns and shot the elephants. Now it was a full on battle between elephants and spectators. I love Postal 2.

[QUOTE=jason278;43244882]Oh god, by Friday Mike's office is covered in jizz and shit. I don't think I will ever want to visit these guys in real life[/QUOTE] I still want to see a video where mike jaret and mike zaimont(Skullgirls dev) go get shitfaced and start rambling about shit :v: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI94cbhSTnY[/media]

[QUOTE=Drsalvador;43247361]So, I got all the loading/menuscreen art out of Postal 1 via Dragon UnPACKer.. RWS guys, am I allowed to post it here in an imgur gallery? I'd love to share it, considering it's such an old game and the art rather deserves some appreciation. It doesn't include any actual in-game assets, just the loading/menu screen paintings.[/QUOTE] Sure, hell we released the base assets of P2 years ago for people to do what they wanted with. You know, it genuinely makes me lol when, most days, I have to respond to some poor youtube guy begging for permission to help promote our game (to which we reply of 'fucking course, please do'). We don't even have content ID set up. If any of you want to make a video of our game, please do! If you're good enough and have a big enough following to be able to monetize it, knock yourselves out. Let us know and we'll post about it too. [editline]20th December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=jason278;43244882]Oh god, by Friday Mike's office is covered in jizz and shit. I don't think I will ever want to visit these guys in real life[/QUOTE] Yeah, you really don't.

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43244404]If you still have [sp]Gary Coleman's autobiography in your inventory, you can trade it to Krotchy for a Krotchy doll.[/sp][/QUOTE] God damn it. I've been running around with 3 of those for no goddamn reason :v: [editline]20th December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Zotobom;43247759]Oh my god the elephant farm I just shot one of the elephants once with a pistol,and all the elephants went into rage mode,killed the marching band,then the spectators whipped out their guns and shot the elephants. Now it was a full on battle between elephants and spectators. I love Postal 2.[/QUOTE] I enjoy randomly unzipping my pants and running into strangers, then watching the show as they pull out their gun and try to shoot me and people start thinking they're a lunatic and starts shooting them and some people miss and then hit other people who get mad and starts shooting at them and so on and so forth. Flasher induced chaos, I love it.

Man, there is definitely a noticeable drop in quality in the expansion pack compared to the base game. I'm up to infiltrating the game publishing company, but it feels more like I'm running around in a HL1 level set instead of playing Postal 2 because of all the combat and jumping puzzles. The "creepy" sections are pretty obnoxious because of how many hits the Garys take compared almost everything else in the game and they take up way too much time. I'd love to fuck around and harass NPCs in a hospital, but instead I have to kill Coleman clones while crappy-looking "creepy" textures are on the walls. The outdoors area after the hospital was okay, but not as good as Postal 2's outdoors areas. Now I'm infiltrating the game publishing company, but instead of going postal in a office, which would be fun and in the spirit of the game, I'm shooting more goddamn Coleman clones instead of annoying office workers and starting fights between workers and security.

[QUOTE=Toploader;43248381]Sure, hell we released the base assets of P2 years ago for people to do what they wanted with. You know, it genuinely makes me lol when, most days, I have to respond to some poor youtube guy begging for permission to help promote our game (to which we reply of 'fucking course, please do'). We don't even have content ID set up. If any of you want to make a video of our game, please do! If you're good enough and have a big enough following to be able to monetize it, knock yourselves out. Let us know and we'll post about it too.[/QUOTE] I fucking love you guys. Gallery: [B][url]http://imgur.com/a/7gbvf[/url][/B] Examples: [img]http://i.imgur.com/FxqLztM.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/FZPn4jh.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/s1wCZQ7.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/kMEUaGe.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/Q0TuQai.png[/img]

So when does those screens show up? In between levels?

These images make me wonder what exactly caused the huge change of the style and personality between the games.

Too god damn spooky.

[QUOTE=WaRRioRTF;43248708]These images make me wonder what exactly caused the huge change of the style and personality between the games.[/QUOTE] The game was way too serious and dark?

I don't like it! ;~;

[QUOTE=Ziron;43248634]Man, there is definitely a noticeable drop in quality in the expansion pack compared to the base game.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I actually agree. Some odd design choices and terrible pacing, hard to believe it came from a similar team that built the base game which has aged rather gracefully in comparison. Still, gave us some cool features to port back into the base game so glad it was made.

[QUOTE=riki2cool;43248703]So when does those screens show up? In between levels?[/QUOTE] Yup. And the main/options menu. [editline]20th December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Hammer7;43248736]The game was way too serious and dark?[/QUOTE] I would actually disagree. The NPC dialogue is ridiculously goofy and over the top, rather than being horrified screams of death and terror like you'd expect. However, everything to do with the Postal Dude is horrifying. The imagined (or not) images of gore and death, his insane ramblings that make him out to be an urban crusader inbetween levels, and the voice inside his head egging him on. Yes. That smooth, chilled-out voice in P2 is - in Postal 1 - the voice inside his head egging him on.

I would just like to say that the machine gun firing sound is the most pussy gunshot sound I've ever heard in my life. Sounds like a playing card stuck in a bicycle wheel.

[QUOTE=Hammer7;43248736]The game was way too serious and dark?[/QUOTE]The change in tone occurred immediately after Postal's release, hence the goofy new lines, level introductory text, and bystander types (lawyers, nudists) added in the original's expansion Special Delivery and the release of the Santa patch which replaces the dynamite-tossing guys with present-lobbing Santas and turns the Ostriches into Rudolphs: [t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/558723819410663088/A87E6A7AFDF9B43E1F368B16A9623F2088A279D4/[/t] Speaking of the few available Postal 1 mods, I hope the Japanese-exclusive Tokyo and Osaka levels can one day be officially included with the English release. They really are of fantastic quality: [t]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/558723819410113687/F3EF6D6CBBAFF7562F3BC64D4DFC3A5B99058761/[/t] Also, Drsalvador, since you don't have the Japanese levels, you're technically missing the two loading screens for Tokyo and Osaka. Here they are in that order: [t]http://i.imgur.com/Pg9WheN.png[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/LBPfSTN.png[/t]

Can anyone link me to the most up to date version of A Very Postal Christmas? I cant seem to find it :(

Can you sign my petition NO WAY YOU FRICKIN PINKO WHY WILL NOBODY SIGN THE DAMN THING.

I've never played Postal 2 more than the first day and always just fucked around with it when I was a kid, but it's so great to see the devs still passionate about working on the game and even posting with the fans.

[B]66% discount[/B] until 2nd January for those who are interested Including me V:v:V