POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

[QUOTE=ChickenLegGuy;45075129]1) Why does the Dude comes back ?[/QUOTE]I see the official press releases haven't detailed much of the story yet, but rest assured, there's a good reason for the Dude to be returning. There might already be a hint in the trailer as to why.

If the dlc is $5 I'd easily buy it.

[QUOTE=Ryo Ohki;45073783]"if you were smarter you'd understand"[/QUOTE] Except that's not what I'm saying. It doesn't take intelligence to notice subtext at all, it's a crapshoot. Other people notice shit that I don't when it comes to subtextual plots and vice versa.

[QUOTE=ZeroTimesCookie;45075677]Are there plans to add subtitles for POSTAL 2? Like, Subtitles for everything. In some odd cases NPC voices are super quiet and I can barely hear them.[/QUOTE] We'd like to, might be something we look into after (or maybe during) PL. Deaf people need to go POSTAL too!

[QUOTE=Toploader;45077613]We'd like to, might be something we look into after (or maybe during) PL. Deaf people need to go POSTAL too![/QUOTE] I'll do pirate translations

[QUOTE=ZeroTimesCookie;45075677]Are there plans to add subtitles for POSTAL 2? Like, Subtitles for everything. In some odd cases NPC voices are super quiet and I can barely hear them.[/QUOTE] I still don't even know what they say when you bump into them. Is it like, 'ONE SIDE' or something?

[QUOTE=Marphy Black;45076038]I see the official press releases haven't detailed much of the story yet, but rest assured, there's a good reason for the Dude to be returning. There might already be a hint in the trailer as to why.[/QUOTE] Oh, right. Muh Champ.

I'm so hyped about this new DLC, that I made this quick little video. You might want to turn down your volume while watching, though. [video=youtube;AsCbbmpmL6o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsCbbmpmL6o[/video]

Lacks hitmarkers. [editline]12th June 2014[/editline] And weed and snoops.

Yeah, I just realized that I completely forgot to add those in the video. I even had all those files ready too.

Anybody know the font Style for the Postal 2 font? I mean the shiny letters Style not the Smash font itself. Need it for Photoshop. Nevermind. I got around to using Blending Options. Still needs some work though. [img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/80917449/MenuTitle.png[/img] [sp]It's a literal translation of the title.[/sp]

[QUOTE=Drsalvador;45076822]Except that's not what I'm saying. It doesn't take intelligence to notice subtext at all, it's a crapshoot. Other people notice shit that I don't when it comes to subtextual plots and vice versa.[/QUOTE] That's what I was saying. You don't need to be intelligent to understand these things yet people treat them like you do. As much as I love the Postal series, it's fairly obvious to everyone that it's a parody of American culture. This is beside my original point anyway: Postal 2 is great for light-hearted fun.

[QUOTE=Suttles;45078044]I'll do pirate translations[/QUOTE] I would totally do the german translations.

[QUOTE=Skunky;45083205]I would totally do the german translations.[/QUOTE] I could do italian translations as well It's happening again

I can do Canadian translations.

i spek amarican

mike "walking auschwitz" jaret killing em as usual [img]http://puu.sh/9quhM/1ed5b52e26.png[/img]

hes right postal 3 does suck

[QUOTE=Wingz;45083796]hes right postal 3 does suck[/QUOTE] the only thing agreeable about that comment Also I'm glad you guys are considering Subtitles! My sound card recently broke and seeing the new DLC trailer annoyed me because I wouldn't be able to understand anything due to lack of sound. You guys are my favourite game company, seriously.

I think he's right, the look of postal 2 needs to be increased I kinda feel bad for mike trying to reason with the youtube kiddies

[QUOTE=ZeroTimesCookie;45083824]the only thing agreeable about that comment Also I'm glad you guys are considering Subtitles! My sound card recently broke and seeing the new DLC trailer annoyed me because I wouldn't be able to understand anything due to lack of sound. You guys are my favourite game company, seriously.[/QUOTE] First Postal Dude talks some shit that doesn't really explain anything and then they do that movie trailer thing where they put a few shots in a row with a ominous sound at every shot.

[QUOTE=Satansick;45084348]First Postal Dude talks some shit that doesn't really explain anything and then they do that movie trailer thing where they put a few shots in a row with a ominous sound at every shot.[/QUOTE] "talks some shit that doesn't really explain anything" Someone said that he's looking for "an old friend" something. Assuming that's Champ, that's key to the plot and is really important. Also I meant the DLC in general, I wouldn't be able to understand the plot while playing or hear any of the jokes. Also, I hope there will be new mechanics/weapons/whatever in the DLC that can be used in the main game.

[QUOTE=bloboo;45085431]I seriously dont get the big deal with Postal 2's graphics. Don't get me wrong, they're nothing amazing but they're not horrendous. To me Postal 2's graphics are perfect in such a way that to me they've never looked horribly outdated, but they've never looked fancy shmancy. The general quality of the weapons items and characters as well as the entire world I feel has always complimented the game and its absurdity as well as non tripleA gameplay. I personally wouldn't find it as enjoyable to piss on someone if they looked like the protagonist from Spec Ops the line and had hyper realistic moisture physics on their shirt. Considering the ridiculous ai, speech and such, really good graphics would be out of place in my opinion. I can't even tell if I'm just trying to properly stick up for this game or if I just like this game so much I refuse to acknowledge problems anymore. Also aboot subtitles, I bet on my maple syrup and the queen's crown I can translate canadian better than that other guy, so hows about that job now eh?[/QUOTE] I pretty much have the same thing. It's all about how well the artstyle complements the graphics. If you get a perfect balance, the game will still look good, even years from now. UT is old as fuck, but it still looks pretty. Halo 1 (PC) still looks good to this day, except for some reflections. Sonic Adventure 2 still looks good.

aesthetic is most important part of a balanced breakfast

Man i dont even care if it looks dated, more Postal is fine by me. As long as you keep the Russians away from it.

ive been lurkingfora while without an account,but about subtitles,i can do thefrench ones. would be easy, just change all dialog to "I SURRENDER POSTAL DUDE!".Nah jk i'm fluent in french so yeah

Postal 2 is on sale in GOG for $1.49: [url]http://www.gog.com/game/postal_2_complete[/url] BUYBUYBUYBUYBUYGIFTGIFTGIFTGIFTGIFT also Buy.

[QUOTE=E.C.S;45093493]Postal 2 is on sale in GOG for $1.49: [url]http://www.gog.com/game/postal_2_complete[/url] BUYBUYBUYBUYBUYGIFTGIFTGIFTGIFTGIFT also Buy.[/QUOTE] get the Steam version instead, GOG version is not patched

[QUOTE=AaronM202;45088606]Man i dont even care if it looks dated, more Postal is fine by me. As long as you keep the Russians away from it.[/QUOTE] Don't worry RWS has learned their lesson, they're outsourcing to koreans this time

[QUOTE=ZeroTimesCookie;45093509]get the Steam version instead, GOG version is not patched[/QUOTE] They will update it... someday. THEY MUS,T IF THEY KNOW WHAT IS GOOD FOR THEM. Also, support the DRM-Free games.