POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

Same for the first Postal, buying it right now. I sure have [I]fond[/I] memories of playing it as a kid over at one of my friends place. huhu

[QUOTE=Thomo_UK;43249672]Can you sign my petition NO WAY YOU FRICKIN PINKO WHY WILL NOBODY SIGN THE DAMN THING.[/QUOTE] Because yer a fuckin' pinko.

[QUOTE=Compent;43221029]I wonder how the postal series would've turned out if the games still had there serious and dark tone?[/QUOTE] honestly I think a postal 4 that's as serious and dark but still black comical like postal 1 but a first-person shooter woudl be pretty sweet

[QUOTE=Judas;43249893]honestly I think a postal 4 that's as serious and dark but still black comical like postal 1 but a first-person shooter woudl be pretty sweet[/QUOTE] Postal 4? We don't even have postal 3 yet...

[QUOTE=Rika-chan;43250321]Postal 4? We don't even have postal 3 yet...[/QUOTE] Running With Scissors can't count to 3 :v:

[QUOTE=Thechuz1337;43249585]Can anyone link me to the most up to date version of A Very Postal Christmas? I cant seem to find it :([/QUOTE] [url]http://en.postalsite.info/infusions/pro_download_panel/download.php?did=109[/url]

Is anyone else having some performance issues after the last update? It's manageable but for some reason it isn't as smooth as it used to be.

[QUOTE=Toploader;43248381]You know, it genuinely makes me lol when, most days, I have to respond to some poor youtube guy begging for permission to help promote our game (to which we reply of 'fucking course, please do'). We don't even have content ID set up. If any of you want to make a video of our game, please do! If you're good enough and have a big enough following to be able to monetize it, knock yourselves out. Let us know and we'll post about it too.[/QUOTE] The problem is that these days, even with written permission from the developers/publishers, YouTube will still not let you monetize it because some bullshit third party will claim copyright infringement. It's the newest form of legal fraud that is all the rage. So people are trying to cover their bases.

[QUOTE=Thomo_UK;43249672]Can you sign my petition NO WAY YOU FRICKIN PINKO WHY WILL NOBODY SIGN THE DAMN THING.[/QUOTE] If you are being serious, I've found that a few of the people on the book return line will sign it on the first try if you ask them after they finish their business. It may just be random and in the end only counts for 3, maybe 4 if you are lucky signatures. My current play through pretty much amounts to average guy only killing anyone in either all hate group areas or "ambush" areas by the way, so I was actually trying to get the petition signed by only asking once per person(even though in real life most of those people are incredibly obnoxious).

Has anyone bought the Postal Fudge Pack that you can get on the Running with Scissors website? If so would you recommend it? I only ask because I figured I would like to have a retail copy of the Postal games. I already own Postal 2 COMPLETE on steam but not the rest on the pack.

[QUOTE=robotman5;43251360]Has anyone bought the Postal Fudge Pack that you can get on the Running with Scissors website? If so would you recommend it? I only ask because I figured I would like to have a retail copy of the Postal games. I already own Postal 2 COMPLETE on steam but not the rest on the pack.[/QUOTE] I got mine from there, and yes, i'd say it's worth it. It comes packaged with the Postal 1 and 2. Along with AWP and Eternal Damnation. Plus it supports the awesome developers.

So I was playing Postal 2, I had decided to piss on someone, as he was puking, I set him on fire, so he is running around puking and on fire at the same time. I thought it was funny to me at least.

[QUOTE=robotman5;43252891]So I was playing Postal 2, I had decided to piss on someone, as he was puking, I set him on fire, so he is running around puking and on fire at the same time. I thought it was funny to me at least.[/QUOTE] For some reason, someone was puking, and I decided to just blindly slash at him with my hatchet, and I managed to slice his arm, so he ran around, screaming, while vomit was coming out of his arm. Because everybody knows as soon as you feel sick, all of your blood becomes vomit! :eng101:

I wish I could play Postal 1, it sounds pretty fun, but I get this glitch where I can barely turn to the right at all. Or was it the left, I don't remember. Fucking annoying as shit.

I got Postal 2 in the sale and played it for the first time. It's a very fun game. I think Apocalypse Weekend (Saturday and Sunday) was crap though. The humour was pretty stale, the hallucination sequences were tiring and overall it wasn't fun to play through. It felt more like a user created mod than anything else. Postal 2 itself (Monday to Friday) was very good though. I began by not killing any innocents but I very quickly went postal and ended up killing 1500 people. I also pissed 104 gallons of piss. It's a very good game, and the update was very good of the developers. My only complaint is with Apocalypse Weekend which I found boring.

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;43244155]Anybody here remember Postal Network? That site's a wasteland now that downloading anything leads to a 404 page. Which means goodbye to the Comps "R" Us map and Nightmare City.[/QUOTE] POSTAL network was run by a huge fan of ours in Portugal named pedro....i do wonder what he is up to the comps r us map was made by a fan who later worked on Apocalypse Weekend for us named PatB, he ended up at gearbox working on borderlands i believe [editline]20th December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=jason278;43244882]Oh god, by Friday Mike's office is covered in jizz and shit. I don't think I will ever want to visit these guys in real life[/QUOTE] weird its like that on a monday IRL [editline]20th December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Drsalvador;43247361]So, I got all the loading/menuscreen art out of Postal 1 via Dragon UnPACKer.. RWS guys, am I allowed to post it here in an imgur gallery? I'd love to share it, considering it's such an old game and the art rather deserves some appreciation. It doesn't include any actual in-game assets, just the loading/menu screen paintings.[/QUOTE] sure man IDGAF! [editline]20th December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Crimor;43247850]I still want to see a video where mike jaret and mike zaimont(Skullgirls dev) go get shitfaced and start rambling about shit :v: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI94cbhSTnY[/media][/QUOTE] it would be the last thing you ever do, because my drunken rambling would cause your prostate to enlarge and explode in turn killing you

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43253873]POSTAL network was run by a huge fan of ours in Portugal named pedro....i do wonder what he is up to the comps r us map was made by a fan who later worked on Apocalypse Weekend for us named PatB, he ended up at gearbox working on borderlands i believe [editline]20th December 2013[/editline] weird its like that on a monday IRL [editline]20th December 2013[/editline] sure man IDGAF![/QUOTE] Now I really don't want to know what real life Friday is like

[QUOTE=Ziron;43248634]Man, there is definitely a noticeable drop in quality in the expansion pack compared to the base game. I'm up to infiltrating the game publishing company, but it feels more like I'm running around in a HL1 level set instead of playing Postal 2 because of all the combat and jumping puzzles. The "creepy" sections are pretty obnoxious because of how many hits the Garys take compared almost everything else in the game and they take up way too much time. I'd love to fuck around and harass NPCs in a hospital, but instead I have to kill Coleman clones while crappy-looking "creepy" textures are on the walls. The outdoors area after the hospital was okay, but not as good as Postal 2's outdoors areas. Now I'm infiltrating the game publishing company, but instead of going postal in a office, which would be fun and in the spirit of the game, I'm shooting more goddamn Coleman clones instead of annoying office workers and starting fights between workers and security.[/QUOTE] ya we ended up having to go linear with AW....sucks but Im the end boss so.....its a great game! [editline]20th December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=A big fat ass;43249690]I've never played Postal 2 more than the first day and always just fucked around with it when I was a kid, but it's so great to see the devs still passionate about working on the game and even posting with the fans.[/QUOTE] well.....at least you played it! [editline]20th December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=joh;43253599]I got Postal 2 in the sale and played it for the first time. It's a very fun game. I think Apocalypse Weekend (Saturday and Sunday) was crap though. The humour was pretty stale, the hallucination sequences were tiring and overall it wasn't fun to play through. It felt more like a user created mod than anything else. Postal 2 itself (Monday to Friday) was very good though. I began by not killing any innocents but I very quickly went postal and ended up killing 1500 people. I also pissed 104 gallons of piss. It's a very good game, and the update was very good of the developers. My only complaint is with Apocalypse Weekend which I found boring.[/QUOTE] yes BUT it had zombies long before zombie games and such was super popular....and all the zombies are my voice soooooooo fuck yes!

I liked the idea of the zombies being infected with tourettes too

I cant find the machete in the shed in AWP i need it where the fuck do i get it

[QUOTE=Monkey san;43254125]I cant find the machete in the shed in AWP i need it where the fuck do i get it[/QUOTE] The only places I know where the machetes are in the default Postal 2 levels is the bedroom of the crack dealers house near the Dude's trailer (I think like Wednesday or Thursday, forgot which) and in the office in the Cock Asian restaurant I believe on Thursday

I was about to pay Habib for my goat milk when I realized that I had no money on me since I got arrested earlier. I had to escape through the second floor. While I did this, some kids at school were watching me play. They thought I was doing a bank heist, my Mighty Foot was a tomahawk, and somebody said that Postal 2's got "a K-Mart and everything" despite not knowing what game I was playing.

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;43254293]I was about to pay Habib for my goat milk when I realized that I had no money on me since I got arrested earlier. I had to escape through the second floor. While I did this, some kids at school were watching me play. They thought I was doing a bank heist, my [B]Mighty Foot was a tomahawk[/B], and somebody said that Postal 2's got "a K-Mart and everything" despite not knowing what game I was playing.[/QUOTE] do you go to a school for the blind

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43253938]ya we ended up having to go linear with AW....sucks but Im the end boss so.....its a great game! [editline]20th December 2013[/editline] well.....at least you played it! [editline]20th December 2013[/editline] yes BUT it had zombies long before zombie games and such was super popular....and all the zombies are my voice soooooooo fuck yes![/QUOTE] you're awesome

[QUOTE=Marphy Black;43249194] Also, Drsalvador, since you don't have the Japanese levels, you're technically missing the two loading screens for Tokyo and Osaka. Here they are in that order: [t]http://i.imgur.com/Pg9WheN.png[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/LBPfSTN.png[/t][/QUOTE] Oh man, thanks for those. I was looking for them, since they're referenced in a .txt file, but I couldn't find them.

[QUOTE=NitronikALT;43254550]you're awesome[/QUOTE] i love you and the hole you were born out of! and FUCK the person that disagrees with you!

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43254686]i love you and the hole you were born out of! and FUCK the person that disagrees with you![/QUOTE] Is the guys who does the postal dude's voice still around? how old is he now and what does he look like? Can you get him to record a line that goes "Give me your lunch money, [i]nerd[/i]" that makes pedestrians drop their money and start walking away crying

[QUOTE=GoldenTWM;43254770]Is the guys who does the postal dude's voice still around? how old is he now and what does he look like? Can you get him to record a line that goes "Give me your lunch money, [i]nerd[/i]" that makes pedestrians drop their money and start walking away crying[/QUOTE] the original postal dude....hes still around we just dont work with him anymore, the postal 3 dude is around and we work with him all the time, hes a great guy....youll have to ask toploader if thats possible, i can get the line recorded sure

There seems to be a floor hole in the Lucky Ganesh. [t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/450656634472738590/9F08248C099CEC9CA02C0E1AC6E7F0871B76EC5F/[/t] Corner on the right when you enter the back room. Also when I went up against this one of the walls in the Bates Hotel I got this weird bug in the mirror. [t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/450656634472729456/0C29A1C3B05D538AF63005A8A7BF7A6787CB6CD7/[/t]

Just bought Postal 2. I've never played it but it looks fucking fantastic.