POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

iu wish mikej still came on here

[QUOTE=AlienFanatic;46469527]iu wish mikej still came on here[/QUOTE] we miss papa mike :(

IM STILL HERE!

tell us something awesome

Hey, how the heck i aint listed as the original OP. Damn you guys are horrible [sp]jk, good to see that the thread isnt dead yet[/sp].

ummmmmm i have had fairly liquidy poopoo since i ate at Mr Ans the other night (benihana basically).....but it was great so, worth it!

PAPA MIKE IS BACK- [QUOTE=mikejaret;46481221]ummmmmm i have had fairly liquidy poopoo since i ate at Mr Ans the other night (benihana basically).....but it was great so, worth it![/QUOTE] what about stomach pain have had any?

i always have stomach pain, but its usually worse after i inject my peptides!

what's the craziest thing that you've done in a public bathroom?

[QUOTE=AlienFanatic;46469527]iu wish mikej still came on here[/QUOTE] I wish mikej still came on us

I wish we had a proper postal III With all those modern ragdolls and euphorias and fun shit

Are you doing some mocap for Paradise Lost?

[QUOTE=ZeroTimesCookie;46481924]what's the craziest thing that you've done in a public bathroom?[/QUOTE] i ate my subway sub while shitting on a girls chest in a public bathroom

[QUOTE=mikejaret;46483721]i ate my subway sub while shitting on a girls chest in a public bathroom[/QUOTE] dont waste ur poo on yucky girls shit on me instead :dance:

[QUOTE=mikejaret;46483721]i ate my subway sub while shitting on a girls chest in a public bathroom[/QUOTE] but the real question is, was it at the subway or a different place

[QUOTE=Judas;46483839]but the real question is, was it at the subway or a different place[/QUOTE] a gentleman never tells!

[QUOTE=mikejaret;46485456]a gentleman never tells![/QUOTE] truly inspirational

[QUOTE=AlienFanatic;46469527]iu wish mikej still came on here[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=mikejaret;46481145]IM STILL HERE![/QUOTE]That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may poop on a lady in a sandwich shop bathroom.

[quote]POSTAL 1 coming to Android phones early next year! Widescreen support added, and controls that don't totally suck. #OpSKYNET #GamerGate[/quote] [url]https://twitter.com/RWSPOSTAL/status/533220857435656192[/url] not sure if i'm late

Hyped.

Will it be available on Windows phones though? I mean not just android and iPhones

[QUOTE=EddieLTU;46487463][url]https://twitter.com/RWSPOSTAL/status/533220857435656192[/url] not sure if i'm late[/QUOTE] why the random gamergate hashtag though, really unnecessary imo anyways, will these updates be coming to PC also?

[QUOTE=ZeroTimesCookie;46488234]why the random gamergate hashtag though, really necessary imo anyways, will these updates be coming to PC also?[/QUOTE] its possible, one step at a time, we got something MUCH better for PC p1 lovers...maybe other game system lovers as well :)

[QUOTE=ZeroTimesCookie;46488234]why the random gamergate hashtag though, really necessary imo anyways, will these updates be coming to PC also?[/QUOTE] the gamergate hashtag is because on the mobile version of POSTAL, dude is replaced by zoe quinn

[QUOTE=mikejaret;46488404]its possible, one step at a time, we got something MUCH better for PC p1 lovers...maybe other game system lovers as well :)[/QUOTE] I'm not sure if porting POSTAL 1 of all things to consoles would be a good idea (if that's what you're doing) but hey fuck it, this is RWS. I'm excited about this secret update though! Good luck with the port.

if we were PORTING the game then why would we only announce PORT for android.....think before you assume and bash!

Man, i would love to play this game again, but it seems i have some strange mind scars while playing it (the real reason is that when i was very young this game was shown on a tv channel some time ago when some school shooting happened in the US and they blamed this game and that just incorporated into my mind and i always get scared while playing it.) It´s good to see that it´s getting better tho. Keep up with the good work guys.

[QUOTE=mikejaret;46485456]a gentleman never tells![/QUOTE] "A gentleman never shits and tells." - Mike Jaret-Schachter 2014

With all this talk of ports I kind of want a PS3/360 or PS4/XBO port of Postal 2 with splitscreen support.

[QUOTE=ZeroTimesCookie;46488234]why the random gamergate hashtag though, really unnecessary imo anyways, will these updates be coming to PC also?[/QUOTE] We don't have a very big twitter reach, and we fully support GamerGate, so sticking it on there reinforces our support and helps it reach a big audience of core gamers. But hey, it was left off of this tweet due to a lack of characters... [url]https://twitter.com/RWSPOSTAL/status/533375026834456577[/url] [editline]14th November 2014[/editline] And that concludes our double bill of POSTAL 1 news to celebrate 17 years since the original released! (time to tweet that.. with the hash tag ;) )