POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

Postal 1 is the first game in a while where I prefer playing it with the arrow keys rather than WASD.

I wish POSTAL 1 controlled more like Hotline Miami

does anyone have the loading screens/backgrounds for P1 btw

Is it true the Redux will be made with UE4? I never played the first game but from looking at screens and videos it's okay to say it was more or less a 2D experience, right? Now I have zero knowledge on development but isn't EU4 a bit overkill for such a remake. Or is this engine so much versatile?

[QUOTE=windows098;46518299]does anyone have the loading screens/backgrounds for P1 btw[/QUOTE] Use Dragon UnPACKER to extract the data. EDIT: I don't get the optimistic rating, you CAN extract the music and loading screens via Dragon UnPACKER.

[QUOTE=Marden;46519235]Is it true the Redux will be made with UE4? I never played the first game but from looking at screens and videos it's okay to say it was more or less a 2D experience, right? Now I have zero knowledge on development but isn't EU4 a bit overkill for such a remake. Or is this engine so much versatile?[/QUOTE] UE4 is probably one of the best out there when it comes to versatility Unity's also another one

[QUOTE=windows098;46518299]does anyone have the loading screens/backgrounds for P1 btw[/QUOTE] [URL="http://www.mediafire.com/download/5guxs8qpds56a5k/cutscene.zip"]Here's the loading screens[/URL] [URL="http://www.mediafire.com/download/fiirvdi8focvmzs/Postal.zip"]And here's the music, in case you wanted that too.[/URL]

Paradise lost delayed until next year. Ah well, better it being polished.

[QUOTE=E.C.S;46511888]Is that time again, [url=http://store.steampowered.com/app/232770/]Postal[/url] (85%) and [url=http://store.steampowered.com/app/223470/]Postal 2[/url] (75%) are on sale for the entire week![/QUOTE] I just realized that Postal is capitalized in my Steam library makes the differentiation between Portal and Postal much easier.

[QUOTE=Thechuz1337;46521543]Paradise lost delayed until next year. Ah well, better it being polished.[/QUOTE] it's gonna be a lot bigger than people seem to expect

EZ mart is my new favorite P1 level I love it when there are gaps in the shooting and you hear corny muzak [t]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/27348600429345422/CC4DB360A522EE7E55731D9243F53AB7743EDF35/[/t]

Speaking of which, is there a way to quickly teleport to a select level without using the "go to next level" cheat? It's really annoying to have to type that in every time when I just wanna go to a certain level and dick around for some minutes.

[QUOTE=bloboo;46527671]You could try making a save game at some of your more favorite levels considering the game doesn't have punk bitch saving and puts you at the start of the level if you load the game. actually I could be wrong about the punk bitch saving, also what the fuck does the "rejuvenate" key do[/QUOTE] You aren't wrong, actually. Also it's respawn.

tbh using HESSTILLGOOD makes hte game a lot more manageable, even if i'm a sissy

did eternal damnation get ever added to steam yet or do you still gotta install it manually

also I just noticed something weird [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qee3TjASCs&list=TLGLDl2gGxAIc&index=4[/media] sounds remarkably similar to [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46bF5oFF1YI[/media]

[QUOTE=Judas;46528577]also I just noticed something weird [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qee3TjASCs&list=TLGLDl2gGxAIc&index=4[/media] sounds remarkably similar to [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46bF5oFF1YI[/media][/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure it's a generic sound from a sound bank, and both Valve and RWS used it.

[URL="https://8chan.co/krotchy/"]The guys from RWS made an imageboard on 8chan. NSFW stuff there on one thread (also hotweels posted there)[/URL]

[QUOTE=bloboo;46524040]is it basically going to be postal 2 size in content or is this information you have to keep quiet under threat by bread in the toilet and being beaten by Mike J and Desi Speaking of bread in the toilet does anyone still have that image of Desi threatening people over paper because someone kept putting giant loaves of bread in the toilet?[/QUOTE] In many ways it's actually to more content than P2, although not 100% sure how playtime will compare over all. It's certainly not lacking anyway, it's a full expatiation pack.

oh shit Postal is 0.59€, gonna finally grab it

postal achievements really spruce up the steam profile [img]http://puu.sh/d1BKL/3179a32c89.jpg[/img]

still dissapointed that C.U.N.T. got replaced [QUOTE=bdd458;46552313]It did? What was it changed to?[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/apps/232770/7740f2c1efd04cc65ca4c6c86a7de6b7abba710a.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Yourself;46552283]still dissapointed that C.U.N.T. got replaced[/QUOTE] It did? What was it changed to?

I saw this thread and thought about maybe reinstalling postal 2 since I haven't touched it in forever, so I thought maybe I could redeem the key on steam from my box edition I got a long fuckin time ago. I found the box, which has the manual and the "FREE Postal Babe Ceiling Poster INSIDE!" still inside, but the CD case was nowhere to be seen. Well shit, guess I'd have to buy it again if I want to play it. I see it is on sale, but honestly I probably wouldn't play it enough for it to be worth it even on sale.

[QUOTE=Yourself;46552283]still dissapointed that C.U.N.T. got replaced[/QUOTE] it's still here for me [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/BMBHpNh.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Qs2MSjP.png[/IMG]

Still there for me. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/W23Tl3u.jpg[/IMG] I would be upset if I lost that achievement.

still cunt to me too [img]http://puu.sh/d1JtO/7bdda46826.png[/img]

I bought the game on Steam like 4 days ago, got the achievement, and it's still C.U.N.T. for me [editline]22nd November 2014[/editline] [img]http://puu.sh/d1JIH/5c931823db.jpg[/img] Wow really, only 1%?

[QUOTE=Yourself;46552283]still dissapointed that C.U.N.T. got replaced[/QUOTE] Mine's still fine. [img]http://i.imgur.com/b1kCLYl.png[/img]

By the way Postal devs, if you wanna be rich quick make a C.U.N.T. Steam emoticon for a Postal game. Just look at how much the weed one costs and how many morons probably bought the game for it. I think a C.U.N.T. one would probably do even better.