POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

Or cat's face. Weed and pussy sells.

[QUOTE=matt000024;46553784]By the way Postal devs, if you wanna be rich quick make a C.U.N.T. Steam emoticon for a Postal game. Just look at how much the weed one costs and how many morons probably bought the game for it. I think a C.U.N.T. one would probably do even better.[/QUOTE] A Krotchy emote would sell like hotcakes.

Postal 2 is telling me it updated. Did it or is Steam just acting like a cunt? Steam update news is telling me there hasn't been one since Halloween.

[QUOTE=matt000024;46608826]Postal 2 is telling me it updated. Did it or is Steam just acting like a cunt? Steam update news is telling me there hasn't been one since Halloween.[/QUOTE] Did for me too, 1.4mb Cannot find a difference after playing a bit.

The latest fix (to my knowledge) was early November which fixed an issue with steam cloud making it so people were unable to launch the game and that actually probably didn't even have a download, rather Toploader or Kamek or somebody had to change what was synced via steam cloud. But yeah this wouldn't be the first time people got updates for Postal 2 when there was no update pushed, it is likely a steam issue.

top secret PL screenshot revealed [img]http://40.media.tumblr.com/62b88b3010998f4dfdd20a3eb5921ec2/tumblr_ngaoiju33C1so88qzo1_1280.jpg[/img]

Did anyone else just get a 423 KB update for Postal 1 on Steam?

[URL="http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=947962"]RWS makes a joke, NeoGAF talks about how postal is bad, one guys wants to remove the games from his account, how the devs are bad, and how Postal and Portal look alike (namewise).[/URL]

[QUOTE=Starlight 456;46692004]Did anyone else just get a 423 KB update for Postal 1 on Steam?[/QUOTE] i would laugh my ass if the filesize was 3KB less

[QUOTE=cloudcakes30;46695678][URL="http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=947962"]RWS makes a joke, NeoGAF talks about how postal is bad, one guys wants to remove the games from his account, how the devs are bad, and how Postal and Portal look alike (namewise).[/URL][/QUOTE] That thread is just filled with dicks that misread the title and seem angry for no actually good reason.

[QUOTE=Judas;46673001]top secret PL screenshot revealed [img]http://40.media.tumblr.com/62b88b3010998f4dfdd20a3eb5921ec2/tumblr_ngaoiju33C1so88qzo1_1280.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I'll just repost what I posted in the Neogaf. [QUOTE=Mechazawa]They shoved out Postal 3, so I'm sure they generated some money by tricking a few rubes into picking that up.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Vipes]Actually they had no part in the fuckup that was Postal 3. They've been wanting to fix it, but the people who made it never even gave them the sourcecode. RWS practically disowned Postal 3, and even advise not to buy it. One of the devs even gave me a free copy of it, and yeah. It's that bad. I'm just surprised something so shit exists on the Source engine. Mods are even more stable. That said, this whole thing doesn't really bother me. At the end of the day, it's a game. At the end of the day it's stupid mindless violence and fun. But personally, I think Gamer Journalism died way before then. When CoD is always given top scores, games are penalized for being "too hard" and ORAS has "too much water". [/QUOTE] I understand the joke, but yeah. Game journalism committed suicide a long time ago.

Phew, finally completed on POSTAL. So is there other christmas stuff besides the occasional santa hats?

[B][URL="http://store.steampowered.com/app/223470/"]Dirt-motherfucking-cheap for the next 19 hours and 40 minutes! [/URL][/B]

So I'm guessing there was no Christmas update.

So when did they say the remake of Postal 1 should be out? February?

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;46801780]So I'm guessing there was no Christmas update.[/QUOTE] Might have been a choice between doing that or working on Paradise Lost. I'd choose PL.

Just bought the original Postal during the Steam sale, anything I should know before going in?

[QUOTE=Linkuya;46803523]Just bought the original Postal during the Steam sale, anything I should know before going in?[/QUOTE] F1 to go to next level after you kill all the required targets ENABLE THE FUCKING CROSSHAIR

Last couple hours you can grab POSTAL 2 for 90% off!

Bought Postal 2. I only had a dollar and change so it was either this, trading cards (hah), or some other 99 cent game where you can't even piss on people's faces.

It is time to sell these trading cards to get the money for POSTAL 1 :v:.

goddammit i missed buying it through my steam wallet by a few seconds :(

My best friend was kind enough to buy me Postal 2 during the sale, and I've been enjoying it immensely. But now I'm having some issues. I'm on Tuesday right now. Last night I played up until going home from the church, where the game crashed about half-way back. I had an autosave from the entrance to the church's zone, so I loaded that earlier and played through that. Did my task, got stuck, restarted from the autosave again. This time I crashed when leaving the courtyard after finishing my last task, and now my launcher is crashing immediately when I launch it from Steam. Does anyone have any advice on what might be going on? I did get a crashlog this most recent time, which I tried to send in but it told me there was an error. I dunno if it'll help, but this is it: [quote]General protection fault! History: FCollisionHash::ActorLineCheck <- CheckWithActors <- ULevel::MultiLineCheck <- Bystanders3 <- ULevel::MoveActor <- APawn::physWalking <- AFPSPawn::performPhysics <- AFPSPawn::Tick <- TickAllActors <- (NetMode[/quote]

okay so i bought postal 2 with my trading cards money, time to give a go to this thing, is postal's ass still in?

btw my game just crashes and steam freezes after subscribing to a workshop mod, what do?

[QUOTE=eirexe;46806544]okay so i bought postal 2 with my trading cards money, time to give a go to this thing, is postal's ass still in?[/QUOTE] Yes. Mike J's office. Be sure to pee on it!

[QUOTE=eirexe;46807455]btw my game just crashes and steam freezes after subscribing to a workshop mod, what do?[/QUOTE] if you actually look at the message area it clearly states "mod unpackaging, may freeze" or something like that. be patient.

[QUOTE=Teddybeer;46809335]Sometimes Windows becomes way too aggressive when a program freezes and just thinks its dead already.[/QUOTE] welp it was a mod that was breaking postal 2 crashed and the actual steam client just froze

What is the maximum amount of money the engine allows? I know it starts at the right side of the screen if it goes over, but how many times will it?

I finished the game yesterday, the game has quite alot of content for such an old game.