POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

i helped make this game :D [editline]17th April 2015[/editline] I can confirm that Impossible difficulty is, in fact, possible.

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;47548722]i helped make this game :D [editline]17th April 2015[/editline] I can confirm that Impossible difficulty is, in fact, possible.[/QUOTE] i'm in it <3 [t]http://cloud-4.steamusercontent.com/ugc/29613746796596913/81B56C87D1389424E10374A870F19684AF81CB69/[/t]

[QUOTE=Judas;47548755]i'm in it <3 [t]http://cloud-4.steamusercontent.com/ugc/29613746796596913/81B56C87D1389424E10374A870F19684AF81CB69/[/t][/QUOTE] Are you also that female dev at the RWS location? [sp]The Church of Vince.[/sp]

nah, I think that's supposed to be Sim of carmageddon fame (who's also an rws friend)

[t]http://cloud-2.steamusercontent.com/ugc/38620959926921300/8B173BD6551F426E3846A1B55A3DF7AB07E85581/[/t] Spoilers: [url]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=427133541[/url] Man, RWS really shows no mercy in filleting dishonest devs. They are really spot on.

My only real question is at this point, where does RWS plan to go?

microtransaction-based farming simulator

How are you supposed to [sp]get the "charity" funds on Wednesday? I killed Zach Ward, but I can't access any of his cash, and there's nothing to interact with in the area.[/sp]

I don't know if trading for the dlc is allowed here but I will offer nuclear throne for this dlc (I am serious), anyways looks fun and man I gotta play through postal 2 again sometime EDIT: Thanks to Viet I got the dlc, thank you

[QUOTE=Whatsinaname;47549071]How are you supposed to [sp]get the "charity" funds on Wednesday? I killed Zach Ward, but I can't access any of his cash, and there's nothing to interact with in the area.[/sp][/QUOTE] [sp]in the money vault in the back of the room[/sp]

[QUOTE=Judas;47549114][sp]in the money vault in the back of the room[/sp][/QUOTE] [sp]How do you open it up? There's money behind the barred doors but I can't reach any of it.[/sp]

The pruning mission on Friday is completely broken for me. Can't get the tool to work.

[QUOTE=Whatsinaname;47549180][sp]How do you open it up? There's money behind the barred doors but I can't reach any of it.[/sp][/QUOTE] [sp] there's a teeny tiny money bag thats hard to notice on a table or a counter right in front of you as soon as you go through the vault door, its kinda hard to notice because its so tiny[/sp]

[QUOTE=e_k_M;47549921][sp] there's a teeny tiny money bag thats hard to notice on a table or a counter right in front of you as soon as you go through the vault door, its kinda hard to notice because its so tiny[/sp][/QUOTE] It was a bug. I just fixed it by reloading a save. Also, the ending to Wednesday was amazing.

Paradise Lost is fucking amazing. Best purchase since HM2.

[QUOTE=the tee;47550043]Paradise Lost is fucking amazing. Best purchase since HM2.[/QUOTE] I know this is gravely off topic but me and my friend must be the only ones who hated HM2 despite loving 1. Saving myself from a ban, any tips for after Monday in Paradise Lost? Any specific points where I should conserve ammo and health? Or is it mainly just smooth sailing?

Fuck me I need to get this [I]now[/I].

Does anybody else keep crashing every time they throw a hammer, kill someone, then pick it back up? I can't send a bug report either, the system seems to be down. I guess I will just avoid using that weapon for a while.

guess who just bought paradise lost. So hyped right now

Sure why not. I'll take the dive on the DLC without looking at anything on the net. Wouldn't want to spoil the surprises and fun.

This is gonna sound stupid but I'm having a bit of trouble with the timing of crouch-jumping...anyone got tips? It feels like sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't. I must be doing something wrong.

To crouch jump, you don't hold the crouch key. Instead, you simply [i]tap[/i] it near the apex of your jump. You actually only catch the higher ledge once you stop crouching, hence the timing you have to work on is when you let go of the crouch key. It helps if you're moving forward as well. I set the crouch jumping tutorial box at the beginning of Monday to be of ideal height, so I suggest practicing with that. However, there are few, if any, instances in the game that require crouch jumping. Some secret caches might need it, but for the most part, necessary jumps are to clear gaps, not for height.

I got donations on wednesday without going to [sp]Zach[/sp] and I also payed for the TP legitimately :)

[QUOTE=Thechuz1337;47550679]I got donations on wednesday without going to [sp]Zach[/sp] and I also payed for the TP legitimately :)[/QUOTE] Doing Jesus run? [editline]18th April 2015[/editline] Also I am wondering could I pull of Jesus + Postal + Speed run all at once. [editline]18th April 2015[/editline] Or would it even be possible to be honest?

Nah still killing people. I have a problem though, I picked up the C4 on Thursday and now I cant tick it off my list for Friday?

where is the breast pump on wednesday? im in the area but cant seem to find it.

[QUOTE=poopman234;47551539]where is the breast pump on wednesday? im in the area but cant seem to find it.[/QUOTE] [sp]in a fairly small house, walking in triggers a cutscene[/sp]

Im having trouble with my copy of Postal 2 PL, i just got done with the [sp]animal control[/sp] mission and every time i go through one of the load zones, it keeps crashing on me and giving me this error. [img]http://s30.postimg.org/3t28ddi5t/Capture.png[/img] The game runs just fine, don't know what would be causing this problem, any ideas ?

Killed the final boss and my reward was a crash in mid cutscene

Jesus Christ Wednesday is hard. [sp]I can't kill the bitch, help.[/sp] [editline]ech[/editline] Nevermind I just about fucking did it. Holy balls. That was difficult. Speech in the end cutscene was fucked for [sp]zombie boss thing Mike J[/sp]