POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

[QUOTE=RobyYe;43254891]Just bought Postal 2. I've never played it but it looks fucking fantastic.[/QUOTE] please let us know what you think....we know its a 11 year old game but it is still very diff!

This will sound like a minor nitpick, but is there any chance of the pistol's firing anim being reworked or sped up? It's like it's in slowmo and makes the gun feel incredibly unsatisfying and pointless to use compared to other weapons.

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43254919]please let us know what you think....we know its a 11 year old game but it is still very diff![/QUOTE]I'm all used to older graphics. For all I care it can look like it has only 20 textures. I'm used to it as my laptop is absolute shit. Also the reason why I play source games. [editline]20th December 2013[/editline] Anyhow thanks, is the hand job offer still available? :v:

So it looks like I'm stuck in Tora Bora. I faced the WMD guys but then backtracked because I'd missed a bunch of rooms and now I'm trapped in the final area. Those terrorists are some crafty bastards.

Bought Postal 2 on sale and it's one of the best purchases I've made in a long time. Hope you guys keep updating it.

ok one good guy gifted me postal 2 shit's have changed and i did some few things in honor of mike joining facepunch, i've jizzed in his office [t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/883002022138240475/07D38CD83A460FC7127C16797A770F80F8BE05A7/[/t] [t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/883002022138162129/458E0DFB39F8391AAF991D364D89EA3628A68018/[/t] and they still haven't fixed this [t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/883002022138254313/A14E3F8040B9702B8CA068D9DFCBC008C11C02B0/[/t]

[QUOTE=Drsalvador;43255020]This will sound like a minor nitpick, but is there any chance of the pistol's firing anim being reworked or sped up? It's like it's in slowmo and makes the gun feel incredibly unsatisfying and pointless to use compared to other weapons.[/QUOTE] i agree with you....top can we do that? i HATE our pistol animation! [editline]20th December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=RobyYe;43255042]I'm all used to older graphics. For all I care it can look like it has only 20 textures. I'm used to it as my laptop is absolute shit. Also the reason why I play source games. [editline]20th December 2013[/editline] Anyhow thanks, is the hand job offer still available? :v:[/QUOTE] good and yes, whip your dick out and toploader will be there shortly! [editline]20th December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Sparrowhawk;43255092]Bought Postal 2 on sale and it's one of the best purchases I've made in a long time. Hope you guys keep updating it.[/QUOTE] tell your friends and keep us eatin and well keep updating! [editline]20th December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=EddieLTU;43255116]ok one good guy gifted me postal 2 shit's have changed and i did some few things in honor of mike joining facepunch, i've jizzed in his office [t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/883002022138240475/07D38CD83A460FC7127C16797A770F80F8BE05A7/[/t] [t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/883002022138162129/458E0DFB39F8391AAF991D364D89EA3628A68018/[/t] and they still haven't fixed this [t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/883002022138254313/A14E3F8040B9702B8CA068D9DFCBC008C11C02B0/[/t][/QUOTE] incorrect you peed in my office, but soon enough you MIGHT be able to jizz.....dicks crossed! but thanks for the welcoming parade!

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43254686]i love you and the hole you were born out of! and FUCK the person that disagrees with you![/QUOTE] mike pls it was an accident i was disagreeing, i think you're super awesome

I think redoing some of the weapon animations and changing the assault rifle's sound would be a huge improvement. There's no kick to the pistol or AR

i dont know if this is the place to ask but im gonna since the people on this thread probably know, but how come postal 3 was so unfinished? so many sounds were missing and overall it was pretty half assed. is there an explanation other than "the ruskies didn't do a gud job"

I find it ironic how Mike has a heart-covered photo of that mystery boy when there's also this heart-covered photo of Mike in Hogslop's office: [IMG]http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/89871796/MikeJpic.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=endorphinsam;43255388]i dont know if this is the place to ask but im gonna since the people on this thread probably know, but how come postal 3 was so unfinished? so many sounds were missing and overall it was pretty half assed. is there an explanation other than "the ruskies didn't do a gud job"[/QUOTE] IIRC they ran massively overbudget and overexpanded the RWS plan way too much for their own good and just ended up falling over.

[t]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/470922910153245690/35A8E6EE0B2E78381696B07A7F2BB5A087F4208E/[/t]

Years on, I'm still learning things. [video=youtube;1jSJojkwF3Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jSJojkwF3Q&feature=youtu.be[/video]

Lucky Ganesh is weird on Friday. [t]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/685969538467012041/C25DAA39C3FB463919B86B2BB4951C3D380A778A/[/t]

[QUOTE=snake eye;43255832]Years on, I'm still learning things. [video=youtube;1jSJojkwF3Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jSJojkwF3Q&feature=youtu.be[/video][/QUOTE] Also try out the chair in the basement of the asylum.

[QUOTE=Drsalvador;43255469]IIRC they ran massively overbudget and overexpanded the RWS plan way too much for their own good and just ended up falling over.[/QUOTE] What's stopping RWS from "fixing" it? money or do they not actually have the source files?

[QUOTE=endorphinsam;43255920]What's stopping RWS from "fixing" it? money or do they not actually have the source files?[/QUOTE] [quote=RWS] Postal III didn’t turn out how RWS had hoped. The original plan was for RWS to do game design and style art, with Akella responsible for production (coding, game art, audio, playtesting, etc.). The project started out great with both groups working close together, then the first blow came with the Russian economy taking a hit and Akella lost their A development team and the project got moved to Team B. Looking back now we should have canceled the project then as there was no way the new less qualified team was going to be able to deliver a “A” quality game. The next big blow was when Akella started chopping away at our design (to accommodate the limited skills of the 2nd string team), this only got worse over time. From eliminating gameplay to single player only to PC only and scratching consoles. The hole kept getting deeper and the shit shovel was in full force. We didn't even get to see or play the game in the last 12 months of development, then the worst thing happened. Akella was desperate for money trying to prevent going out of business. They made the fatal decision to ‘wrap it up’ at alpha and call it done, releasing it to the Russian market, then on Steam for the international market. Akella retains control of all the source code and assets for Postal III which they will not share with us or the modding community, so we are unable to fix Postal III ourselves, leaving a flawed and unfinished game. RWS also do not profit from Postal III sales and we stopped selling it ourselves the moment it was clear we would be unable to support the product. Postal III is not without some redeeming features for fans of POSTAL: graphically it looks nice, the cutscene art and music was decent and it has some interesting unique weapons such as the Badger Saw. The branching storyline and Good versus Bad system allows you to replay the game and encounter new levels, alternative scenes and it even allows you to complete the objectives differently. The game at least knows it’s a train wreck and will often make fun of itself during the objective screens. [/quote] [url]http://runningwithscissors.com/main/index.php?page=page1416[/url]

[QUOTE=elowin;43253014]I wish I could play Postal 1, it sounds pretty fun, but I get this glitch where I can barely turn to the right at all. Or was it the left, I don't remember. Fucking annoying as shit.[/QUOTE] You might just be Derek Zoolander

I just realised something. We are all playing the [I]only[/I] game where you can give Gary Coleman a golden shower, cut his hand off, set it on fire, and then [I]kill him with it.[/I]

There is something wrong with this blood.. [t]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/452908434296312283/0A1AB48C4261907504E83060106AEA7DFF66E97D/[/t]

[QUOTE=snake eye;43255832]Years on, I'm still learning things. [video=youtube;1jSJojkwF3Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jSJojkwF3Q&feature=youtu.be[/video][/QUOTE] This video made me realise that my head explosions seem to be of lower quality. [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/FRx81Hj.png[/thumb] Anyone know what might cause this?

RWS gets my vote for company of the decade :v:

Whatever happened to The Oagh (theoagh717)? It seems like A Very Postal Christmas was the last thing he made, and all of his websites are offline so nobody can experience his maps or prefabs. Although I did find one website with a few of his STP maps in a ZIP file.

[QUOTE=GoldenTWM;43254770]Is the guys who does the postal dude's voice still around?[/QUOTE]Yes, Rick Hunter is still around. He's been recently active on [url=https://www.youtube.com/user/RickHunter811]his YouTube channel[/url]: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yx548TO_lko[/media]

Just started playing this game Monday and holy shit it's so fun. I'm currently playing on Insane-O difficulty and seeing all kinds of crazy shit happen is so funny. I tend to just piss on everybody and watch at a safe distance as a massacre follows. :v:

[QUOTE=Marphy Black;43257272]Yes, Rick Hunter is still around. He's been recently active on [url=https://www.youtube.com/user/RickHunter811]his YouTube channel[/url]: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yx548TO_lko[/media][/QUOTE] oh christ there are tears coming out of my eyes from how goddamn hilarious that is

[QUOTE=Marphy Black;43257272]Yes, Rick Hunter is still around. He's been recently active on [url=https://www.youtube.com/user/RickHunter811]his YouTube channel[/url]: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yx548TO_lko[/media][/QUOTE] "How does he make that up!?" I little kid telling a fib, well I never!

[QUOTE=Marphy Black;43257272]Yes, Rick Hunter is still around. He's been recently active on [url=https://www.youtube.com/user/RickHunter811]his YouTube channel[/url]: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yx548TO_lko[/media][/QUOTE] Wait I remember people saying he just disappeared and that why he wasn't in postal 3, EVERYTHING IS A LIE.

He's around now, he just wasn't during Postal 3's production. And by the time he was they already had a new guy.