POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

[QUOTE=Doctor_Lazlo;49814356][url]http://www.moddb.com/mods/postal-3-unreal[/url] Made by the Russians who did the Beta mod for P3.[/QUOTE] Amazing! It feels even gayer than it looks

Well P2:UDK was also meant to be something fresh for Postal 2, and was even meant to be released. Screens and no solid effects of work mean nothing today.

Hey, does anyone have updated links to the UnrealScript tutorials on [url=https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=246259738]this page?[/url] They link to the RWS forums but they give 404 errors now.

Kamek posted a bunch of guides [url]https://steamcommunity.com/id/neokamek/myworkshopfiles/?section=guides&appid=223470[/url]

[QUOTE=Rika-chan;49823085]Kamek posted a bunch of guides [url]https://steamcommunity.com/id/neokamek/myworkshopfiles/?section=guides&appid=223470[/url][/QUOTE] Thanks!

Modded Postal III so pretty much ALL of the missions are a lot shorter and less tedious. (e.g kill 6 hockey moms instead of 15, or collect 3 segways instead of 7.) Also increased weapon damage. This means the entire game can be finished a LOT quicker and you soon can go back to playing POSTAL 2. Of course you could just not play Postal III at all, but eh. [url]https://www.dropbox.com/s/nx4ihhirzue48wu/p3.zip?dl=0[/url]

Does anyone of you know where to get the stock images from the Postal 1 loading screens ?

Is it weird that out of ALL the Postal games, Apocalypse Weekend is the one I enjoy the most?

[QUOTE=Poleman;49929875]Does anyone of you know where to get the stock images from the Postal 1 loading screens ?[/QUOTE] If you mean just the backgrounds alone, without the loading bar or text, I can upload them for you, but if you mean like images they used to make them then i don't know if anyone knows where to find those

[QUOTE=Oddheads;49966620]Is it weird that out of ALL the Postal games, Apocalypse Weekend is the one I enjoy the most?[/QUOTE] Only a bit, Apocalypse Weekend, despite its flaws, has many redeeming qualifies.

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[QUOTE=Rika-chan;49968686]Only a bit, Apocalypse Weekend, despite its flaws, has many redeeming qualifies.[/QUOTE] I love core Postal 2 as well, but the overworld feels a bit too big at times and it gets a bit draining sometimes. Apocalypse Weekend's freeroam area feels nicely sized and still has cool things to find. At the end of the day AW feels a lot simpler than Postal 2, and I quite like that (plus zombie MikeJ is fucking cool)

Wasn't AW entirely linear? I don't recall any proper free roam segments.

[QUOTE=spekter;49997253]Wasn't AW entirely linear? I don't recall any proper free roam segments.[/QUOTE] There's the one free-roam map that appears a few times throughout the game. Wish it had appeared more often, that's my only gripe with AW. At the end of the day Postal 2 is too much good stuff at once, it's all really great but becomes a bit overwhelming at times. AW has more of a simplistic charm, and I love that. (though obviously Postal 2 is still fucking brilliant) EDIT: sexy token photo of cowboss MikeJ [url]http://imgur.com/UefhIqS[/url]

Does anyone really know what happened to Akella? There's been a lot going around, but nothing solid.

[QUOTE=Doctor_Lazlo;50060026]Does anyone really know what happened to Akella? There's been a lot going around, but nothing solid.[/QUOTE] Probably fell back to translation of various games. Looks like they are almost dead, which isn't the worst news - Akella's "quality" was not the best.

How's things in Postal-world lately? I'd love for a bigger-budget adaptation/spinoff/successor/remake/whatever of Postal 2's format after Postal Redux.

[QUOTE=fear me;50071308]How's things in Postal-world lately? I'd love for a bigger-budget adaptation/spinoff/successor/remake/whatever of Postal 2's format after Postal Redux.[/QUOTE]Well, there's a new Postal game after Redux, if the RWS Reddit AMA was anything to go by.

Every time I visit Earl's Elephant Ranch at the southern tip of Paradise, the elephants randomly go berserk and kill a bunch of people. Anyone know why that happens? :v:

Was I the only one who felt bad killing the elephants in Apocalypse Weekend? I mean the cows were fair game but the elephants made me feel bad :cry:

[QUOTE=Fox Powers;50097440]Was I the only one who felt bad killing the elephants in Apocalypse Weekend? I mean the cows were fair game but the elephants made me feel bad :cry:[/QUOTE] It's the elephant's fault for making such good baskets.

[QUOTE=Doctor_Lazlo;50083341]Well, there's a new Postal game after Redux.[/QUOTE] More info on that please.

We've started actually posting stuff on our website! Check out our EGX Rezzed gameshow post about POSTAL Redux: [url]http://runningwithscissors.com/?p=555[/url] And our new weekly feature covering the best that's come out of Steam Workshop for POSTAL 2! [url]http://runningwithscissors.com/?p=634[/url] If any of you guys use Twitter it would be swell if you could give us a follow, trying to crack that 10K milestone. [url]https://twitter.com/RWSbleeter[/url]

[QUOTE=Toploader;50169604]We've started actually posting stuff on our website! Check out our EGX Rezzed gameshow post about POSTAL Redux: [url]http://runningwithscissors.com/?p=555[/url] And our new weekly feature covering the best that's come out of Steam Workshop for POSTAL 2! [url]http://runningwithscissors.com/?p=634[/url] If any of you guys use Twitter it would be swell if you could give us a follow, trying to crack that 10K milestone. [url]https://twitter.com/RWSbleeter[/url][/QUOTE] Brilliant, the RWS website was great, glad to see it's being updated more frequently. (don't bring back the RWS forums though, they were creepy)

We have no plans to bring them back.

[QUOTE=Toploader;50169637]We have no plans to bring them back.[/QUOTE] Good, users ended up posting some pretty sick stuff on there, so I'm glad that's gone. Really liking the new Workshop article by the way, it's a nice way to showcase mods that players may not know about.

Wait, tell me about RWS forums. I've never heard about it.

[QUOTE=WhyNott;50169749]Wait, tell me about RWS forums. I've never heard about it.[/QUOTE] Basically, RWS' website used to have a forum. There were multiple people on there who were posting images of actual dead people. Obviously RWS was pretty disgusted (everyone else probably was as well) and so for a while, when you clicked on the forum there was a verbal warning from RWS to not do anything like that, and if they did then they should fuck off or something.No clue if that's why the forums disappeared, but that's an event that occurred on there. That's all I can really recall about it.

[QUOTE=Oddheads;50170189]Basically, RWS' website used to have a forum. There were multiple people on there who were posting images of actual dead people. Obviously RWS was pretty disgusted (everyone else probably was as well) and so for a while, when you clicked on the forum there was a verbal warning from RWS to not do anything like that, and if they did then they should fuck off or something.No clue if that's why the forums disappeared, but that's an event that occurred on there. That's all I can really recall about it.[/QUOTE] iirc not enough people even used to to justify the cost of hosting it

It was free to host from our server. We just found it better to talk to our community in other places like here, Steam (which is a very civil forums, amazingly) and social media.