POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

The first time I play this, I'm already at Wednesday while repeating Monday for countless of times due to the clerk being killed. Autosave fails sometimes.

[QUOTE=Spectre1406;43257883]The first time I play this, I'm already at Wednesday while repeating Monday for countless of times due to the clerk being killed. Autosave fails sometimes.[/QUOTE] You can just rob the bank if the clerk dies.

Does everyone just ignore the existence of Postal 3? :v:

[t]http://oi42.tinypic.com/1zpts8n.jpg[/t] Junkyard dogs might be tougher and such than normal, but this just seems wrong. Its just floating there like that and I swear it wasn't my doing.

[QUOTE=SuperPlamz;43257891]You can just rob the bank if the clerk dies.[/QUOTE] I did, after I cashed my check. I ran into the depths, went around, took money from bank vault and done.

I did a no kill playthrough and yet somehow I ended up with 2 people murdered despite the fact that I didn't attack anybody unless it was with the taser. I also wish there was a descriptor of what each difficulty option actually does.

[QUOTE=T-Sonar.0;43257908]Does everyone just ignore the existence of Postal 3? :v:[/QUOTE] How can you ignore something that doesn't exist?

Some screenshots from me playing earlier. BDSM gone wrong. [IMG]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/666829240058902585/6687A6C03B2684FEE6CAC57C8122DA1FD28047C6/[/IMG] Dedicated Sym player. [IMG]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/666829240058913658/CD0715A754B1E2AEBFEF0E8D6879731DEA994371/[/IMG] No arms. [IMG]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/666829240058918061/F701665A897552748BDF0E6721F218A60F73773F/[/IMG] Look we got a badass. [IMG]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=206004779[/IMG]

[QUOTE=T-Sonar.0;43257908]Does everyone just ignore the existence of Postal 3? :v:[/QUOTE] It's the best thing to do.

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43255237] incorrect you peed in my office, but soon enough you MIGHT be able to jizz.....dicks crossed! but thanks for the welcoming parade![/QUOTE] Oh my fucking god, I wouldn't believe my eyes if this happened

[QUOTE=jason278;43258077]Oh my fucking god, I wouldn't believe my eyes if this happened[/QUOTE] What, dicks crossing? That happens like 80% of the time in frotting. [editline]21st December 2013[/editline] Also man, if Rick Hunter makes a comeback for more lines, I'd die for real.

There's something strange about those police officers, man. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ACXDSp1CSk&feature=youtu.be[/media]

[QUOTE=mikejaret;43255237] [editline]20th December 2013[/editline] incorrect you peed in my office, but soon enough you MIGHT be able to jizz.....[B]dicks crossed![/B] but thanks for the welcoming parade![/QUOTE] Ouch. [B]Edit:[/B] Going to look around the Postal 2 files

The best thing about postal 2 is it never seems to get old and you can always find some way to have fun in it everytime you start up. Also heres some pics I saved some time ago. ZOMBIE KEBAB [img]http://i.imgur.com/kDQqG7R.jpg[/img] fyi if you're right in somebody's face and throw the katana at them you won't lose the katana and you'll pretty much spam it until they're dead which is usually in an instant otherwise they'll turn into a pincushion oh and zombies will take those katanas you stick in them and use them against you. I dunno how this happened but she kept running around without a head. [img]http://i.imgur.com/A25NX1E.jpg[/img] This guy, this guy here just always survives the most dismemberment then anybody ever could. [img]http://i.imgur.com/2iYgO6E.jpg[/img] If postal 4 ever comes out it BETTER have a ridiculous boss like cow mikej [img]http://i.imgur.com/q3HHTyF.jpg[/img] [b]BEHOLD MY QUIVERING CROTCH!!![/b]

[QUOTE=Mr.Dugong;43259338]The best thing about postal 2 is it never seems to get old and you can always find some way to have fun in it everytime you start up. Also heres some pics I saved some time ago. ZOMBIE KEBAB [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/kDQqG7R.jpg[/IMG] fyi if you're right in somebody's face and throw the katana at them you won't lose the katana and you'll pretty much spam it until they're dead which is usually in an instant otherwise they'll turn into a pincushion oh and zombies will take those katanas you stick in them and use them against you. I dunno how this happened but she kept running around without a head. This guy, this guy here just always survives the most dismemberment then anybody ever could. If postal 4 ever comes out it BETTER have a ridiculous boss like cow mikej [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/q3HHTyF.jpg[/IMG] [B]BEHOLD MY QUIVERING CROTCH!!![/B][/QUOTE] Is that a blood texture mod? Do any such things like that exist? I feel like the dynamic bleeding system in the game could be taken way further if someone just exaggerated the shit out of the existing effects. Another thing, anyone crash if there's too many corpses laying on the ground? Is this a known bug or is there any setting I can tone down to make it not an issue?

[QUOTE=Thomo_UK;43249672]Can you sign my petition NO WAY YOU FRICKIN PINKO WHY WILL NOBODY SIGN THE DAMN THING.[/QUOTE] Would you like to sign my petition? [I]NO WAY YOU FREAKIN PINKO![/I] Just sign the stupid petition, I've got stuff to do [I]LEAVE ME ALONE.[/I] Sign my petition or I'll follow you home and kill your dog [I]Okay, I guess that sounds pretty good.[/I]

Now looking at older videos on youtube, the original AWP mod had far more elaborate dismemberment effects and such than what's in the steam version. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_PuBrLxDJw[/media] Makes the steam version look like shit. There's way more particle and sprites involved in AWP's and the textures that appear on the ground look bigger. Is there anyway to port them over to the steam version?

I'm stuck in Tuesday, when i go into a load zone it just acts like Monday :(

shit mike, you shitted and jacked off in your office [t]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/883002022153587173/DB84110CF25E8E2C7EA1276DAB4A8E927D085179/[/t] also i heard a conversation [sp](mike was talking about Miley Cyrus twerking in the VMA)[/sp]

[QUOTE=latin_geek;43259578]Would you like to sign my petition? [I]NO WAY YOU FREAKIN PINKO![/I] Just sign the stupid petition, I've got stuff to do [I]LEAVE ME ALONE.[/I] Sign my petition or I'll follow you home and kill your dog [I]Okay, I guess that sounds pretty good.[/I][/QUOTE] I've gotten people running in fear when the Dude threatens them, that's what I love about Postal though. I've played it so many times for years and yet there is still more and more stuff I haven't found/seen/witnessed/etc

[QUOTE=BulletofHell;43259631]Now looking at older videos on youtube, the original AWP mod had far more elaborate dismemberment effects and such than what's in the steam version. Makes the steam version look like shit. There's way more particle and sprites involved in AWP's and the textures that appear on the ground look bigger. Is there anyway to port them over to the steam version?[/QUOTE] So it's not just me I also remember explosions in AWP gibbing people, they just ragdoll them in the steam version

[QUOTE=superstepa;43259766]So it's not just me I also remember explosions in AWP gibbing people, they just ragdoll them in the steam version[/QUOTE] I've seen some people gibbed, like I shot a barrel that was near some of those Osama guys and when I went over to the spot there was halved bodies lying around. I've seen some arms and legs come off from explosions as well

I havent seen any katana or ninja stars in the game, where do you get those?

They're original AWP weapons, you'll need a non-2013 version of Postal 2, Apocalypse Weekend, and AWP.

Looks like the latest update broke some stuff for me. My latest save is on Thursday, but when I go through a load zone it becomes Monday again.

For those who don't know this already, if you go to audio options there's a slider which adds more varied NPC voice lines. It was turned to 0 for me, so make sure you check it out.

[QUOTE=riki2cool;43260261]For those who don't know this already, if you go to audio options there's a slider which adds more varied NPC voice lines. It was turned to 0 for me, so make sure you check it out.[/QUOTE] Straight into the OP.

Just bought this because I noticed it was already on sale again, and for the fact that all of these posts in here over the past couple of days have been really tempting me. Really looking forward to playing! [editline]21st December 2013[/editline] Oh and also, new patch just came out! [quote=RWS]POSTAL 2 Complete has been updated to Version 1412, Hotfix 2. Changelog: Addressed an issue that can cause players to not receive their final stats screen and achievements for completing "A Week In Paradise" or "Apocalypse Weekend" game modes. Resolved an issue preventing players from unlocking achievements if the Cheats Menu had been accessed, but no cheats were used. Resolved some graphical glitches in the Lucky Ganesh. Added a new Stats Clipboard item that allows players to view their current game stats at any time. (The Stats Clipboard will not show up in existing saves; players must start a new game to receive the item.) Addressed some performance issues. POSTAL 2 Classic (Version 1409) is now available as a beta branch! To access it, right-click on POSTAL 2 Complete in your Steam library, click "Properties", then "Betas", then select "1409". Warning: Saves made in 1412 are not compatible with 1409, and vice versa. Additionally, you cannot unlock achievements in 1409. Note that some updates will not affect your current saves until you load that save and go through a Load Zone transition. We're still working on fixes, improvements and enhancements, so keep those bug reports coming in and sound off on our Steam forums! Enjoy![/quote] [url]http://steamcommunity.com/games/POSTAL2/announcements/detail/1621592361179043359[/url]

Fuck I have to get the Steam version as soon as possible.

Just when I stop playing, they reel me back in!