POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1 - Games

While looking through the code, I came across a feature that I don't think has been documented much. In Apocalypse Weekend, go to the roof of Vince's House. You'll find a couch with some marijuana plants growing alongside it: [t]http://i.imgur.com/MIeOxif.jpg[/t] Set the marijuana on fire: [t]http://i.imgur.com/aBI7dFX.jpg[/t] Stand inside the ensuing smoke and you will be super overhealed, well beyond even health pipe levels: [t]http://i.imgur.com/DEGWL0Z.jpg[/t] However, you can only light up each of the three plants once, so I suggest only smoking one marijuanas at a time.

I'm hoping when the Postal 2 Workshop comes out, somebody makes a map of a Facepunch complex. But they should call it something different like "Suckerpunch" or "Facephuck".

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;43268479]I'm hoping when the Postal 2 Workshop comes out, somebody makes a map of a Facepunch complex. But they should call it something different like "Suckerpunch" or "Facephuck".[/QUOTE] "Garry's Incident" See? Double reference!

I just got to Saturday earlier and despite how it starts it let me keep the MP5. Is the fact that the MP5 is seriously lacking in stopping power supposed to be a jab at how MP5s popped up a lot in games back in 2003 and was usually extremely effective? I put like 90 MP5 rounds into a Evil Garry before it went down, where as it took like 6 pistol shots to down a different one(and seriously, I agree that Postal 2 has one of the most effective and satisfying to use pistols).

[QUOTE=SteakStyles;43269254](and seriously, I agree that Postal 2 has one of the [B]most [/B]effective and satisfying to use pistols).[/QUOTE] Don't you mean least? The sound is okay but it does so little damage on a non-headshot and the animation is so slow it feels like a toy.

So when were the gay and lab protestors supposed to come into play? [QUOTE]Sins, sins, go away! God loves us, straight or gay![/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Monkey see, monkey do! Stop the tests before we do![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;43269434]Don't you mean least? The sound is okay but it does so little damage on a non-headshot and the animation is so slow it feels like a toy.[/QUOTE] I was downing terrorists in 2-3 body shots at a considerable distance. Seemed effective enough to me.

[QUOTE=SteakStyles;43269477]I was downing terrorists in 2-3 body shots at a considerable distance. Seemed effective enough to me.[/QUOTE] Terrorists are pretty weak in terms of health, since they don't have any armor. But the SWAT and Army are tenacious bastards, even when I napalm them in the face they just run at me, set me on fire, dance in place for a few seconds and then resume shooting me.

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;43269450]So when were the gay and lab protestors supposed to come into play?[/QUOTE]The Church and Lab protests would likely have taken place on Wednesday and Friday, respectively, the only two days of the week in which there is no activity in the protestor house at the Chicken Queen Estates (the semi-unused Meat protestors do have their signs appear in the house on Thursday). Ergo, there would have been one protest for each day of the week. The Church protest on Wednesday would have coincided with the day the Dude goes for confession, so of course, the time for conflict is clear. However, there aren't any obvious map remnants for where the Lab protest would have occurred on Friday. None of the locations on Friday, namely the Junkyard, the Parcel Center, the Compound, or the Clinic, fit the profile of an animal testing lab, so it's likely this idea was cut early. On an unrelated note, I took a closer look at the new content added in the Dec. 13 update, and I'm curious as to what RWS has planned for this texture: [img]http://i.imgur.com/8m49WgG.jpg[/img]

Maybe it'll be like the Oblivion Fan, someone that just keeps pestering you.

[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;43270448]Maybe it'll be like the Oblivion Fan, someone that just keeps pestering you.[/QUOTE] But Postal Dude isn't really that famous, right? Why would he have a fan?

[QUOTE=riki2cool;43270471]But Postal Dude isn't really that famous, right? Why would he have a fan?[/QUOTE] They'll find a excuse. Like, make it stalker more than fan. [editline]22nd December 2013[/editline] Or maybe it's just a multiplayer skin who knows.

Maybe they will be pedestrians who go around annoying people ...at least until someone pulls a gun and the whole street turns into a war zone.

Here, you forgot one!

Aw yeah, I can play AWP again. Time to be Revolver Dickhead once more by RELOADING DURING A BATTLE while pissing on people I've just permanently crippled, Barbara Gordon style.

[QUOTE=riki2cool;43270545]Maybe they will be pedestrians who go around annoying people ...at least until someone pulls a gun and the whole street turns into a war zone.[/QUOTE] it'll be some guy standing near the bridge on apocalypse weekend, attempting to charge you to pass.

[QUOTE=Samiam22;43270928]it'll be some guy standing near the bridge on apocalypse weekend, attempting to charge you to pass.[/QUOTE] gotta pay the troll toll [sp]you can freely rate me dumb or late, i don't give a shit[/sp]

So did I understand it right? Is AW7 integrated with Postal 2 Complete?

[QUOTE=Sunday_Roast;43271195]So did I understand it right? Is AW7 integrated with Postal 2 Complete?[/QUOTE] AWP not AW7. They're both similar but AW7 had much more on the gore and weapons front. Also if you pissed on Zombie Dad's grave in AW7 he'd fuck you up with a hatchet.

Yeah so the Postal movie aint half bad. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq0G9DPatWw[/media]

I bought Postal 2 as soon as it became green lit. I feel like a sick fuck for playing it but it's just too damn fun :v:

[QUOTE=spekter;43271590]AWP not AW7. They're both similar but AW7 had much more on the gore and weapons front. Also if you pissed on Zombie Dad's grave in AW7 he'd fuck you up with a hatchet.[/QUOTE] Awh, is there anyway to add the stuff from AW7 to the game right now? Would I have to set the game to POSTAL 2 Classic in order to do so?

[QUOTE=Katatonic717;43272071]Yeah so the Postal movie aint half bad. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq0G9DPatWw[/media][/QUOTE] The intro is awesome. I actually recommend watching it

There's something I really like about Paradise design-wise. I don't know what it is though.

Wow, apparently someone uploaded the whole movie on youtube: [video=youtube;D3i2SALC_NI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3i2SALC_NI[/video] This isn't warez, right?

[QUOTE=riki2cool;43273497]Wow, apparently someone uploaded the whole movie on youtube: [video=youtube;D3i2SALC_NI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3i2SALC_NI[/video] This isn't warez, right?[/QUOTE] This is the reason the content ID shit will never work.

as far as Uwe Boll's movies go, Postal is one of the better ones.

Perhaps it's time someone got mikejaret and toploader a title or something... [editline]22nd December 2013[/editline] Also, I'm suddenly bored of Postal 2. I can't explain it. I keep thinking I've done everything possible in the game.

[QUOTE=nerdster409;43274481][editline]22nd December 2013[/editline] Also, I'm suddenly bored of Postal 2. I can't explain it. I keep thinking I've done everything possible in the game.[/QUOTE] Just wait until the Workshop comes out, or RWS releases their mod fixing guide. Whichever one comes first.

[QUOTE=riki2cool;43273497]Wow, apparently someone uploaded the whole movie on youtube: [video=youtube;D3i2SALC_NI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3i2SALC_NI[/video] This isn't warez, right?[/QUOTE] you know what's funny about this video existing [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tbzQuMl.png[/IMG] youtube has it on its movie rental service